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who is the 2nd worst poster on B3ta and why don't you like them?
alt who in the world do you hate so much you could tear your own teeth out, fashion them into a mace of some sort and beat them to death with?

alt alt fucking shit, bent, quender etc

EDIT ALL OF YOU STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING AND ARGUE WITH ME DAMMIT
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:25, 186 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
U to all the aboev
LOL
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)
you got me so bad i'm gonna gaina shitload of weight and get some star wars tattoos

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Alt: Anyone who presents anything on ITV, BBC newsreaders, most film stars, most musicians of the last 15 years, teenagers, old people, people who use buses, "wacky" radio personalities, the police, doctors, adverts of any kind, marzipan.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Leave BBC newsreaders out of this and I'll agree!

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)
the man's intitled to his opinion

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Not about Suzanna Reid

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:42, Reply)
she's mine mate, i mean she loves me and she just don't know it yet
i loved it when she aired her right wing views on some sunday telly programme, but she didn't suit a feminine dress, she's all about power that one
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)
o0h and it's susanna, you useless shit

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Hmm, you tell me off about spelling?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
it's a little exercise in irony
it's also the only exercise he gets, the tubby neckless shut-in.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Well it's certainly not ou quintsa

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:54, Reply)
cheers naked ape, but in all honesty i'd probably say you are the 2nd shittest poster here
no offence
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
ONly because you've taken first place ma boy

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)
i'll wear that post like a sheriffs badge

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)
+rusty

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)
im not on enough to know
Alt I dont hate anyone, especially not enough to tear my teeth out,ive.paid 2000$ so far to have them straightened and I still owe the same amount
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)
does this mean you don't hate me?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)
sure dont

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)
What about what he did to your toe?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)
it was better the next day

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I felt unfairly treated during the entire affair

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)
You shouldn't have tried to break Kristine's toe then
Lucky for you she heals quickly.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)
i feel you all should know ive gotten scrappy lately
I threw my drink on a bitch and I slapped a dude in the face
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I don't reckon I'm the worst, but I'll settle for 2nd worst.
and I dislike tangledupinblue because he ruined my life.

Alt: I don't hate anyone.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Its a toss up between you and Freefair.
Ditto for worst too.

Alt: Too many to even start.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)
i'm working
stop shouting at me

and like kristine, i have good teeth that i spend a lot of money on maintaining. nobody is worth tearing them out for.

i could rip their own teeth out with pliers and use those? in which case..... nobody posting here today....... but definitely tony and cherie. pair of cunts.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)
You, because you are alt alt.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Afternoon Monty

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)
It certainly is.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)
hello gorgeous

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Good day, sweetness.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)
i only have 5 more weeks of not-drinking
we should therefore get some drinking in the diary.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
5 weeks left?
that's still 2 weeks more than I've ever managed
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Yeah but you're a complete spastic Spakkers.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I fail to see how this is relevant

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Let's make it happen.
I'll hold your hair whilst you're sick into your handbag.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)
ha, as if
i am still hardcore!

and it's still a mulberry!!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)
You're not worth it.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)
There is this bloke called Stewart and he's the only person in the world who I'd love to get in a fight with.
I've only meet him like 10 times, but he is such a prick. I had a BFF from childhood 'till early 20s who started to hang around with this stewart guy. He's one of these middle-class jew-with-a-prosicution*-syndrom cunts. Whatever you did, whatever you got, he did one better before it was even invented, and if you actually did have something better than him, he'd at that point act like the whole thing was shit anyway.

Jokes on him, he was 20, he fucked some 15 year old and got her knocked up. Being the big-man he did the whole maridge/stay-with-you/get-a-job/care-for-the-baby thing when all she was interested in was getting wasted, doing weed and he ended up as one of those council flat types who he hated with a passion. Gutted.

He's one of the only people who's rubbed me up the wrong way like that.

* I'm not sure if the word is Percicution or Prostercution or something like that, so I'm making up my own word to mean "EVERYBODY IS OUT TO GET ME"
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
sounds like a cross between prostitution and persecution
so basically those women who get stoned for having sex outside marriage in certain cultures
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Usual term for someone like him is fiveskin, but I guess that wouldn't work if he is Jewish.
I also like the term "black-catter"
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Haha, love the term Fiveskin.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
is it true like in briget jones diary that you lot dont actually fist fight

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Jews?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)
brits

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
lolwut?
I've never been in a fist fight, if that helps, and I've only been punched once.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I refer you to any city centre at chucking out time

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)
The middle classes, not really.
The peasantry, however, like nothing more.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)
total peasantry right here

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)

How is everyone's day going so far? I'm waiting for a parcel the internet tells me it's going to arrive today. I don't think it will.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Afternoon Bobby
I watched Warrior last night. The acting isn't bad, and the fights are well done, but the storyline itself is pretty shite.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I still love every second of it. Sure it's just Rocky for 2012 but Rocky is fucking awesome too. Liverpool 1 - Arsenal 2
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This thread is a heap of shit.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17211485

Can this be true? Is lager on the wane?

Not in my fucking house it isn't. I also greatly enjoy ales, wines and spirits but and ice-cold Kirin Ichiban on a hot day is simply unbeatable for refreshment.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Lager tastes like shit. Except the first chug of a cold bottle on a hot day. Cider wins for me or Gin and Tonic if I'm gaying it up.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Nowt gay about a g'n't.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I'm a big fan of mixing Robbinsons with tap water.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I prefer Ribena. Especially the new apple and raspberry Ribena.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Ribena tastes nicer but it's too expensive, you need like 1/4 of your glass to be cordial compared to like 1/16th on robbinsons.
Apple'n'Rasberry sounds good though.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Sainsburys have it at half price so I stocked up. Otherwise it's own brand lemon squash!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Far too sweet, Vimto is better

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Vimto has far too much "north" in it.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

and it's only as sweet as you make it.Oh and Liverpool 1 - Arsenal 2
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Aye, I know
Annoying result, as we outplayed you, but once again we simply don't have it in front of goal.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

We scored all three. And Suarez is a disgrace. He might be talented but what a fucking cunt of a human.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
For what this time?
If you're referring to the penalty, his amateur dramatics were pathetic and annoying, but it was a penalty.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

He dives every game, and it wasn't a penalty. Alan Shearer said so. He is just a nasty, racist, horrible little scrote who is on my punch on sight list.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)
I'm not going to go into the racism argument.
However, it was a penalty, the contact on the shin to shin was clear, and every match analyst who watched it agreed.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Well they didn't actually, Shearer didn't and Soccer Saturday was mixed. It was a fucking dive after minimal contact and the ball had left the vicinity. And you won't get involved with the racism because you know it's true.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)
No, I won't get into the racism argument because no-one knows if it's true, the FA couldn't even get beyond reasonable doubt
It came down to character vs character. If there was any evidence, it would have been a criminal charge, like Terry is currently in now. However, there wasn't. Fact is, it's done, the ban has been served, time to move on.

Did you watch the game live, or only the results in the evening? After the match, when they were reviewing footage, they all agreed there was contact, but that Suarez overreacted.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I watched it live, yeah there was minimal contact and he didn't over react, he simulated.
Should have been booked. But it doesn't matter as you lost and have no chance of getting 4th now.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

you your team
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)

why are you still reading you monumental fucktard? Honestly spakkers you're no better than Quentin.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Still contact though, as you admit.
And if there is contact, it's not simulation.

And yes, we lost, ah well. We're a work in progress team, and whilst it would have been nice to beat you, as we were all over you, we showed once again that we are still missing several key links.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I think I'mmainly upset that you didn't like Warrior. If RVP stays and AW buys they will be ok again next year. There's a lot of shit to let go of though.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
What Liverpool should do is sign one world class player and then rely on him completely
Then they'd manage to overachieve properly
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
it is, because he went down prior to the contact and the contact only happened because he fell over, not in spite of it

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I AGREE WITH WHAT YOU ARE SAYING HERE
I STILL DISLIKE THE SCOUSE ACCENT THOUGH
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)
no, it didn't come down to character.
nobody in the case, including Suarez, disputes what he said. He merely claimed he didn't realise it was racist. Which isn't the greatest defence in the world, really.

and it wasn't a penalty because even if there was contact he was going down first. So says pretty much every single pundit I've read or seen since, including the game itself.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)

URMEYEHEROW!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)
well, I don't actually think that Suarez is racist
more that he's an idiot who said something stupid that happened to be racist. However, the way Liverpool handled it rather than just manning the fuck up and accepting what was a pretty lenient ban for racism was nothing short of pathetic.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I feel the entire thing was overshadowed by Sepp Blatter's comments
I am also of the opinion that if there was evidence showing that what Evra alleges Suarez said was true, then I'd support the ban also.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:56, Reply)
suarez agrees he said it!
neither party dispute that, ffs. the dispute was over how many times he said it. suarez's defence was merely he didn't know how offensive it was, and that Evra started it by insulting his sister. a defence only slighty flawed by the small matter of him not having one.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Suarez admitted to saying 'Negrito', not 'Negro'
In the case, admitted he couldn't be sure (I believe)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)
no, he admitted saying Negro
"Suárez had claimed that his use of the word 'negro' to address Evra was conciliatory and friendly, but the FA rejected this claim as being "unsustainable and simply incredible given that the players were engaged in an acrimonious argument"

did you read the FA report or just the Liverpool website?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Yes, I've read the FA report, have it open as we speak too.
Allow me to clarify what I meant. When I said about Suarez admitting the use of the word 'negrito', that was before he was charged, and it can be argued that if he hadn't given them that ammunition, it's been argued that they might not have even been able to present a case, as their evidence was weak.

However, Suarez admittal of using the word 'negrito' arguably lead to the charge being levelled against him a few days later.

What followed was one man vs another. Not helping that fact is that Suarez is clearly a fucking idiot.

However, as whoever that is below puts it, I'm making myself look a tool no matter what I say, so I shall go back to the opinion I had before, and that's that I don't have an opinion.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
AA, please bear in mind that I give not one shit about either (or any) team here
And that I like you personally. But, please give it up, trying to argue what you arguing, based even just on the facts you agree to is really fucking pathetic and makes you look like a tit.

SOrry dude.

*buts out*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I didn't think Latin was racist
as racism hadn't been invented yet?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I'm also intrigued in any case
as to how calling him "little black man" is defensively better than "black man"
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
It's an affectionate term, as Hernandez shows here by calling a teammate it
www.chivascampeon.com/noticia/2009/

However, that was between friends. The question as to whether it can be used as a non-affectionate term wasn't addressed
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
it was addressed
by having a panel of Spanish language experts analyse it.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)
what did he say?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)
he called him black in an argument
like I said, I don't actually think he is racist, just a stupid fucking idiot.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:07, Reply)
He's a footballer, of course he is a fucking idiot

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
He's definitely a stupid fucking idiot, I'll agree with you on that

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
and his ban was lenient
so what exactly are you arguing here?

edit - ah, you aren't any more. Cool so.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)
footballer in being dick shocker!

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Apart from AA, I do think Liverpool fans are the most deluded. Some of the comments on Teamtalk
are amazing. And Kenny has his head well and truly in the sand.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:51, Reply)
They're probaby still crying about Hillsborough adn Ken Bigley

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
MORE EXCITING FOOTBALL NEWS AS IT HAPPENS
Fuck off to "score.com" if you want to talk about kevball
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
If you don't want to read it, there's a very simple option
www.b3ta.com/board/ignore.php?start=90114 - Click that
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Shut up spakkers, go and read something else.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I already read your mums tramp stamp when I was fucking her in the dirtbox

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1549459
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
If it is, maybe they'll drop the price a little
Would be nice, anyway.

I certainly agree with you on the refreshment front, but in terms of flavour, I find that I far prefer ales over lagers. I had a lovely bottle of Fursty Ferret last night, that was rather nice.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
That's a nice one. Not that I know shit about ale.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)
not with me it isn't, either

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
yeah, but they ain't talking about lager, not prober lager
A good lager even I will enjoy, but they mean fosters carling and suchlike shite and it's on it's way out because more decent beer is available and thank fuck for that.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I read that due to strength-based taxation
a number of the so-called premium lager producers were planning on/considering dropping a percentage point (or half a one) to increase profits.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)
tough decision as that will alter the flavour

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
With the right marketing, the plebs will lap it up.
After all, they were convinced that lager could be "premium" in the first place and happily paid more for it.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)
typical
start an arguing shouting thread and then fuck off to wank your turd of a cock to a bloodied little stump in the toilets...
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
That's not very a sexy image

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I've just noticed the ellipsis.
Does that mean there is more to come? I don't want to ejaculate now if there will be something sexier along shortly
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:55, Reply)
haha
how did i miss this? are you still there, hopeful todger no longer standing to attention, but wilting sadly over your fist?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
:(
Over my fist, dwarfed by my fist. Whichever you'd prefer.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
shut it you wobbly, porcine, traffic shouting mentaler

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Don't hold back man, tell her how you really feel.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)
she a chunky, wild haired bag lady, whose future only holds that her body will be slowly eaten by cats as she slowly decomposes alone in a london flat

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)
how many times do i have to tell you
that my hair is sleek because i go to the hairdresser at least 3 times a week?

or that i'm allergic to cats?

it's like you just don't care at all.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
its almost as though i can't hear you over the sound of you releasing your bowels on carnaby street and rubbing it in your eyes

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
why carnaby street?
how utterly random
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)
i was there the other day sitting in a bin and shouting vowels at the hoi polloi

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
i bet every time you farted it sounded like thunder
you disgusting windbag
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)
omg my mrs does the loudest ones in the world
they don't smell tho
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)
how classy
it's probably the air gushing out of the hole in her back
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
pure aristocracy is LQ

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)

aristocracy ann summers rubber
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)
look love, some of us can actually get and keep a partner
no need for bitterness
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)
show us a picture then

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)
ditto, chunk

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)
i offered
you said you didn't want to see it. you only get one chance, neckless.

now gimme that pic.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
quid pro quo

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
it's ok
we all know there's no mrs neckless
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)
course there is, doesn't mean i'd post pictures of her here
jsut cos you're too scared of people seeing how right i am about your tubby mentalness
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
you muppet
everyone on here except you knows what i look like; loads of them have met me.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
ah so they agree that you are a tubby mental

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
i don't see anyone agreeing with you
but yeah sure why not?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)
only bobby disagrees, and he's just another chunky mental :(

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
porcine is an excellent word

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)
i had my bmi tested at the weekend
and it's bang in the middle of the "normal" range. so stick that in your fat-bashing face, you neckless little worm.

but i DO shout at traffic, if i'm stuck in it. who doesn't?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)
you stand in the middle of the street shouting bingo numbers at morris minors iny our piss soaked trouser skirt

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
hang on
what's a trouser skirt?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
trousers with a skirt over the top
like a tramp lady, you thick cunt
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
YEAHWELLIFUCKEDMYSISTERWHATCANYOUDO?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I didn't knowe your sister was gi9nger

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)

SWEETLIKEATANGERINE
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
good effort
but needs more mental, bobs
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)
just wanted to see the name again.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
probably best not to do that, you could get in trouble

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
the fact that i did not know what you meant is a GOOD THING for me

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)
just cos you didn't know what it was called doesn't mean you don't have a trouser skirt wedged halfway up your poo-crusty arse right now

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
i have a short linen a-line skirt over sheer tights with a seam up the back
and my arse is smooth and non-crusty as a baby's tit.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)
i didn't fucken ask you attention whoring slagbag

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)
who cares
now the image is stuck in your little peabrain
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
no it fucken isn't
i saw blah blah my tits blah blah belly overhanging my jeans blah blah OMG SOMEBODY LOVE ME
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
one day we really must talk about your terror of being alone
and why you now cling onto a fictitious farting doughball despite having failed one marriage already. it's not good, really.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)
at least someone loved me enough to marry me
that biological clock of yours won't hold out much longer you know
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)
this is where you are wrong
she clearly thought you were a better bet than you turned out to be, and backed a different horse.

biological clock my arse. i've got hundreds of nieces and nephews, put me off that shit for life!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)
and yet nobody is ever going to bet on you at all :(

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)
how much did that abortive wedding cost you?
man, that must have sucked.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)
father of the bride pays, innit

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)
bet you paid at least a third
imagine what you could have done with all that money now.

all £100 of it.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
i could have bought you about 20 gallons of slimfast

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
it wouldn't have brought your neck back

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)
it might've got you a boyfriend you could keep tho

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)
why would you want to keep the same one forever and ever and ever
when you could have new ones from time to time?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
i dunno, love and a deep, meaningful commited relationship as opposed to a quick spurt with a man who won't look you in the eye

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
yes yes
but after a few months or years, that gets boring.

and people get divorced.

you should know, neckless.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
i'd rather be a monogamist than a nonogamist

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)

yeah but someone married Al and you two are the most loathsome cunts I've ever come across. You can't trust people to make smart decisions.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
oh look, its Rachelswipe's future husband to the rescue
look Obi Wan, it isn't my fault that you've failed to look after yourself and ended up an amorphous mess
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Swipe doesn't need rescuing pal I just felt like getting involved. You know you're a tosser.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
nothing in this thread has upset me until just now :'(

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)
*unzips*
keep going...
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
we're not related
you're not the real bert
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Alright, 'Swipes?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)
hello sexbomb

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)
How are tricks?
Had all my holiday jabs this morning so have a dead arm:-(

And got a bollocking off the nurse this morning. Ho-hum.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)
could be worse
you could be quentin and have a dead brain

was the nurse at least hot and slutty?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Sadly, she was old and Irish. And slutty.
Good weekend?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)
i am now thinking about catherine tate
am i close?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
cheers swipe, this thread made my day

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)
the braindead are easily pleased

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
you fuck coma patients?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)
An argument, huh?
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(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)
you cunt

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

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