best song intro ever?
i love "Am I Evil" by Diamond Head also "The Riverbed" by Gallows.

alt: I have been invited to 10 weddings this year. Are you goimng to any? Do you want to go? Do you wear a morning coat or a lounge suit like pleb?

Altalt: if you see monty on a bike, will you run him over for the "lols"?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:01, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is that Diamond Head one not just a rip off of Mars The Bringer of War from Holst's Planets?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I have no idea, but DH have always been far superior songwriters to Holst
he never had any guitar solos
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Your first assertion is incorrect.
I was going to try and disprove your second, but could only find videos of drippy looking hippies playing dreary versions of Jupiter on acoustic guitars.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Eloise by The Damned. Class band.
Also Space is Deep, by the Hawks.
Alt, 1 as far as I know, just trousers and a Hawaiian shirt.
I don't think he does bikes. Apart from the class one that is.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)

see previous thread, he can no longer afford public transport
i wonder if this means the police will evict him from his bustop?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Good choices.
Although I think Assault and Battery/Golden Void is a superior HW intro, for 'personal reasons' ie strongest dose of acid I've ever had happy memories.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Listening to a live version now.
Dave's on bass, not seen that before.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Ooh. Rare.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I saw a Gallows video once.
It was fucking pathetic. The premise of it was some kind of urban unrest/riot scene – and the music was terrible. Faux-angry punk lite seeming performed by mincing woofters.

Also, Brian Tatler from Diamond Head is a tosser. A Midlands, Christian tosser at that. Like a kind of heavy metal Jasper Carrott. Diamond Head? Dick head, more like.

Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Don't blame the Midlands
Although that is where it all started: www.homeofmetal.com/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)

you have mentioned on this very board that you like Gallows

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)

No I have not. They are bent. You are bent,
You should join them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

You dropped this:
...and then delete your account and kill yourself.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)

It's one of my best memes ever, this one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Search is broken otherwise i would prove you wrong old man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)

You would not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)

yes I would

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

The only mention I can find...
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post847435
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)

So 'rather tame' = 'I really like it' in Nakers-speak.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Fucking Ape up the arse
is something he finds "rather tame"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

That's not it
i said gallows were the only credible 'mainstream punk/hardcore band in the Uk that i could think of and Monty agreed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Here we are
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post730039
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I'll take that
or at least call it a draw
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)

It's certainly the nicest thing he's ever said to you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Terrible music, but they're rather good live

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Tom Sawyer by Rush.
Shit song, terrible band - incredible intro.

Or 'Apache' by Michael Viner's Incredible Bongo Band. A masterpiece.

ALSO the intro to 'Films' by Gary Numan is fucking brilliant. So is Steve Miller's 'Take the Money and Run', also 'Fly Like an Eagle'. He's good at the old intros, is our Stevie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I can assure you wholeheartedly
that the intro becomes far less incredible if the same 15 second loop of it is played over and over again for about ten minutes.
(berk, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)

DAMNED LIES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)

The only thing that made it bearable was watching you rock out in slow motion
one earphone clamped to your head and a big gurning grin on your face.
(berk, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I was extremely 'refreshed'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

If I see Monty on a bike
I'll probably shout, 'Oi! Monty. That bike you're on is Naked Apes mum..... make sure you get cash, her cheques are as rubbery as her minge.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

At which I would LOL heartily.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Alt: One. Yes. Depends on the wedding.
If you turn up in a morning suit to a wedding and you are the only one wearing one, then you yourself are the pleb. A 'look at me' pleb, to boot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I don't frequent weddings where a morning coat is not required dress

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Wear? Their on the stare.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Write they're

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)

*click*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

and yet you're still a fucking pikey
imagine that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

you like daags?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

it takes a pikey to know one

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

fuckin' gorja bastad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)

My Big Fat Gyppo Ape

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

"Bat Out Of Hell" by Meat Loaf, or "Battery" by Metallica
Also, 'Davidian' by Machine Head

Alt: So far invited to two, considering one, have to be at the other.

Alt Alt: Nope.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)

MEAT LOAD????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)

It's gay slang

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)

*whistles*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Biggest officelol from me for a long time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I can't believe I didn't notice it, FFS.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I'm very happy you did not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Just Buggin' lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Other intros of note:
'Won't Get Fooled Again' by The 'Oo.
'Ace of Spades' by Murtaheid
'Planet Rock' by Afrika Bambaataa
'Magic Carpet Ride' by Steppenwolf
'Sharp Dressed Man' by ZZ Top

I'm just listing 'songs I like' now...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I prefer 'Baba O'Riley', but still a very good choice

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

good choice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)

The opening seconds of 'I Can't Explain' gets me going, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Why?.......

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Because at heart I'm a pilled up mod.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Not really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)

It's good, but it's not right
The correct answer was, 'I said I can't explain, I think it's love....'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Oh dear. I've let everyone down here.
Especially the rugby club.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I hope you and Mike Smith have a
Helicopter crash.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:35, Reply)

I hope you do a bungee jump on the Late Late Breakfast Show.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I hope the kids
who phoned 'Going Live' with questions for 5 Star and Matt Bianco move next door to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

'Love Gun' by Kiss
or 'The Real Thing' by Faith No More.

Alt: Kilt, obviously. Buy a kilt and you'll never have a costume drama again.

AltAlt: I'm not having more damage done to my paintwork, thanks awfully. A brush with a Tesco carwash was more than sufficient, thanks.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Faith No More! \o/
The Real Thing is fucking class
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I finally heard a FNM track I liked the other day
I haven't disliked anything I've heard, but didn't think much of it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Which one?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Ashes To Ashes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Ahh, right
I prefer The Real Thing and Angel Dust
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

^^^This
Although We Care A Lot is pretty good, I hate to admit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Quality song
Excellent bass
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Just listen to the whole of 'The Real Thing' but the tracks 'The Real Thing' and 'From Out Of Nowhere' are where it's at

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

This^
Reminds me of being about 15
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

In my case, 19.
Fucking hell where did the last 20 years go. Fuck.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)

The pub?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Psst, that album came out 13 months to the day after I was born, haha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)

'You to me are everything' is fucking shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Oh baby

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

'We Care A Lot' is fucking rubbish.
It's like the Red Hot Cunt Peppers only possibly even worse.

Excruciating 'rap-rock' which should be consigned to the bin. Bent, shit and wank.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)

But what about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Early RHCP is excellent, you flid.
May I point you in the direction of "Mother's Milk" which is outstanding.

*some quip about your mum's milk - what with her being a lezzer. or something.*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)

It's no good arguing with him.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Not on something where he has right on his side, no.
RHCP are and have always been gash.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

RATM however made excellent rap rock
even if their left leaning sensibilities were hard to swallow
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)

They thought they were some sort of political anarchists
But their lyrics just sounded like "Waaah I don't want to tidy my room! You can't make me!"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

'fuck you i won't do what you tell me'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Here's something I wrote about that previously -
"Their music is poorly written, their lyrics could have come from a 12 year old's journal who is rebelling against homework, and I think it's high time they grew up, and stopped protesting.

Plus, singing "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me" on a live radio show when you're nearly 40 is neither big, nor clever, you fucking helmet."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)

You are a good chap, AA.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)

apart from the comedy t-shirts, Northerness and bad facial hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Coming from a bent spastic who struggles to spell his own name the same way twice on any given day?
I think I'll get over it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Where is Quendin anyway?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)

good for you
plucky in the face of all life has thrown at you and taken away from you, well done
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)

It's how I get by!
In other news, here's Monty's future wife.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I luff her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Thank you, I try my best

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)

problem with that is those songs were writeen when they were teenagers and are their most popular
they are hardly going to not play them any more
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)

The problem is that they played them ever, in the first place,
instead of realising their inherent shitness and getting different jobs. Then deleting their accounts and killing themselves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I find their most famous stuff to be mostly awful
"Killing In The Name", "People Of The Sun" and "Bullet In The Head" are probably the worst, yet they've done some cracking tracks, like "Testify"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Their whole first album is fantastic
their second is also good, and that's it really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Personally, I disagree, as I think they've done some exellent tracks
However, "Give It Away" is fucking dire.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)

'suck my kiss'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

*belm my spastic*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

you haven't even bought me a drink

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)

That too

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)

I just meant in general.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Not when I'm this right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Nonsense.
Terribly whiny 'rapping' and that dismal cunt doing his shitty 'slap bass' over everything, making them sound like the worst of the Beastie Boys mixed with Level fucking 42, on smack. They were shit from day one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

You were playing RHCP round your flat last week.
I heard it.

Then you said to me you said, this is the RHCP and I love them, they are the best band I have ever heard. Then you said something unintelligible that sounded like "skin up" and then you said "We Care Alot" was the finest intro you had come across in your many years of listening to music. Then you put on "Running in the family" which you said and I quote "awesome" and as I was leaving I thought I heard you say something about a rat in your kitchen.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Third large officelol of the day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)

The intro to the Power of Lard by Lard is rather good.
Crashing drums and heavy bass. Lovely.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Is that a B3ta band?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)

They were shit!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)

sure were, they sure were

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Probably a bit NSFW due to swears.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX5SY9n12eo
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Fire Island - Come to me.
Monty, no Hroa Hrain?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)

How remiss of me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I'm struggling with this one
My brain is too sluggish in the afternoon.
The best I can come up with is Action Woman by The Litter.
Most of the best suggestions here are really simple ones, so I guess simplicity is the key. Apart from AA's suggestion of Battery, which is not simple, but is good.
I'm going to make a cup of tea I think.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Oh you are so right re The Litter.
That's a great intro to a brilliant song. I have their 'Distortions' LP and it's excellent bar about two tunes. Great version of 'Codine' on there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)

It is a rather excellent track, isn't it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

"Cry Baby" was a bit of a classic, by Ms Joplin.
I saw the original remaining members play a few years ago, obviously with a new singer. They played some fucking Cheshire country club, to see the 60s freak band playing a shithole like this was saddening.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)

The reissued 'Pearl' a few years ago
with a live bonus disc which is absolutely amazing. She was fucking great.

Wouldn't, mind you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Don't want to stir Cohen's porridge

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I dunno,
I might. Fuck of a performer though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)

It's like watching an ex-girlfriend descend into smack addiction and prostitution, isn't it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Without the benefit of the extra income.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Or the drugs.
Or your cock swimming in her permanently jizz filled nethers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)

This is strangely arousing.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)

That's what your Mum said.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)

+ as the horse rubbed it's juicy cock i her eye

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:24, Reply)

*awaits Nakers blaming his iPhone*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:24, Reply)

DAMN YOU IPHONE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:27, Reply)

There are so many great ones to choose from.
So probably A Hard Day's Night by... well do I even need to say it?
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)

Slayer: Angel Of Death.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 0:14, Reply)