'Love Gun' by Kiss
or 'The Real Thing' by Faith No More.

Alt: Kilt, obviously. Buy a kilt and you'll never have a costume drama again.

AltAlt: I'm not having more damage done to my paintwork, thanks awfully. A brush with a Tesco carwash was more than sufficient, thanks.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Faith No More! \o/
The Real Thing is fucking class
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I finally heard a FNM track I liked the other day
I haven't disliked anything I've heard, but didn't think much of it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Which one?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Ashes To Ashes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Ahh, right
I prefer The Real Thing and Angel Dust
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

^^^This
Although We Care A Lot is pretty good, I hate to admit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Quality song
Excellent bass
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Just listen to the whole of 'The Real Thing' but the tracks 'The Real Thing' and 'From Out Of Nowhere' are where it's at

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

This^
Reminds me of being about 15
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

In my case, 19.
Fucking hell where did the last 20 years go. Fuck.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)

The pub?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Psst, that album came out 13 months to the day after I was born, haha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)

'You to me are everything' is fucking shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Oh baby

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

'We Care A Lot' is fucking rubbish.
It's like the Red Hot Cunt Peppers only possibly even worse.

Excruciating 'rap-rock' which should be consigned to the bin. Bent, shit and wank.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)

But what about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Early RHCP is excellent, you flid.
May I point you in the direction of "Mother's Milk" which is outstanding.

*some quip about your mum's milk - what with her being a lezzer. or something.*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)

It's no good arguing with him.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Not on something where he has right on his side, no.
RHCP are and have always been gash.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

RATM however made excellent rap rock
even if their left leaning sensibilities were hard to swallow
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)

They thought they were some sort of political anarchists
But their lyrics just sounded like "Waaah I don't want to tidy my room! You can't make me!"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

'fuck you i won't do what you tell me'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Here's something I wrote about that previously -
"Their music is poorly written, their lyrics could have come from a 12 year old's journal who is rebelling against homework, and I think it's high time they grew up, and stopped protesting.

Plus, singing "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me" on a live radio show when you're nearly 40 is neither big, nor clever, you fucking helmet."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)

You are a good chap, AA.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)

apart from the comedy t-shirts, Northerness and bad facial hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Coming from a bent spastic who struggles to spell his own name the same way twice on any given day?
I think I'll get over it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Where is Quendin anyway?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)

good for you
plucky in the face of all life has thrown at you and taken away from you, well done
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)

It's how I get by!
In other news, here's Monty's future wife.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I luff her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Thank you, I try my best

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)

problem with that is those songs were writeen when they were teenagers and are their most popular
they are hardly going to not play them any more
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)

The problem is that they played them ever, in the first place,
instead of realising their inherent shitness and getting different jobs. Then deleting their accounts and killing themselves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I find their most famous stuff to be mostly awful
"Killing In The Name", "People Of The Sun" and "Bullet In The Head" are probably the worst, yet they've done some cracking tracks, like "Testify"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Their whole first album is fantastic
their second is also good, and that's it really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Personally, I disagree, as I think they've done some exellent tracks
However, "Give It Away" is fucking dire.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)

'suck my kiss'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

*belm my spastic*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

you haven't even bought me a drink

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)

That too

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)

I just meant in general.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Not when I'm this right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Nonsense.
Terribly whiny 'rapping' and that dismal cunt doing his shitty 'slap bass' over everything, making them sound like the worst of the Beastie Boys mixed with Level fucking 42, on smack. They were shit from day one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

You were playing RHCP round your flat last week.
I heard it.

Then you said to me you said, this is the RHCP and I love them, they are the best band I have ever heard. Then you said something unintelligible that sounded like "skin up" and then you said "We Care Alot" was the finest intro you had come across in your many years of listening to music. Then you put on "Running in the family" which you said and I quote "awesome" and as I was leaving I thought I heard you say something about a rat in your kitchen.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Third large officelol of the day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)