Evening Shift, ASSEMBLE!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:46, Reply)

Here sir!

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:49, Reply)

alright cav? how's it hanging?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:55, Reply)

evening!
not bad, gonna kick some code ass this evening, I've been falling behind.

how's you?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Alright thanks, trying to write an essay titled, "Raising the standards of creative development, specifically focusing on art, craft, and design, with a focus on peer assessment". Dull as fuck.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Draw a big cock
And write "it can only improve from this" underneath.

That'll do.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Edward deBono, Lateral Thinking
It's about techniques for creative thinking and problem solving (which is essentially what creative thinking is...kinda). Pretty readable, too.

I think one of my modules was similar to this, we could specialise for one module and set our own assignments. Piece of piss.
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Yep, this is my title. Shirley Clarke and Michael Meager have some interesting shit to say to be fair. I'm just not in the mood for worK. I'm gonna shoot some baddies I think.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Opinions- Kony?
I think its great they're raising awareness, and I certainly think the first world has a strong case to declare non-metaphorical war on the vile fascist cunt, but the charity behind all of this is deeply questionable.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:49, Reply)

I have no idea what you're talking about
so I'm going to assume I disagree with you
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)

As much as I hate I'm about to say this, I agree with you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:06, Reply)

At large
Although not likely to be too attentive.

("Sit up straight at the back there TD!")
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Evening, erm, whoever you are.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:06, Reply)

BOBBY INNIT
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Totally watching the new iPad and AppleTV announcement.
It'll be fucking amazing for a photographer or artist.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Gonz, What phone shall I get? My iphone 4 is dull and broken. Contract is up for renewal v soon.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I'm more than happy with my HTC Titan, but wouldn't be like to be locked into it for more than the 12m contract.... but that's true of most phones.
Nokia Lumia 900 is out soon, looks amazing, Windows Mobile 7 which is a great up-and-coming system, I honestly think it'll be on par with Android (for apps) by the end of the year, and is already beating it when it comes to general functionailty... youtube "Smoked by windows" for a wicked example of how good it is. Plus if you got a Xbox 360, it has some wicked add-on features.

If you wanna go for android, then, "Samsuang Galaxy Nexus" is the top one, but I'm not as knowledable on it.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:17, Reply)

the xbox one sounds interesting, I'LL CHeck it out. Ta Gonz
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:17, Reply)

I'm not sure when the HTC Titan II is out, but if it's not to far off, you could do a lot worst.
The screen is amazing, but I think it's gonna be too big for most people. I got used to it though, it was a shock when I opened the box, an extra 1.5" on the iPhone is a _big_ difference (Girls, you can relate that, ammirite? ammirite?)... but I really like the phone, it's great for watching video on the tube.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:21, Reply)

May 4th I can change, that sounds good if I can xbox on it.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:26, Reply)

There are some awesome games, but it's more like, you can use it as a controller for playing media.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6efvqR97Kz4

I've not used it yet though.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:33, Reply)

you can't say that
I am those things, but I don't do Apple. Why would it be good?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:13, Reply)

I'll list it out when they finish talking, but it's got some stunning features for photographers.
Including a screen that is 2048 x 1536
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:17, Reply)

I'm in the pub
Discussing a potential new business venture.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Sounds interesting...

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Possibly
I need to write a full scope doc over the weekend, discuss that and if it still sounds viable, a business spec.

I'm hoping that start up costs will be less than ten grand, including web. If we can come in for that it might be viable.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Don't you just need a street corner and some leather shorts?

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

If you want an objective eye casting over a synopsis you know where I am

(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Alright?

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:24, Reply)

word.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:27, Reply)

Uum...
Donkeycock?
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Alright DG
How is the jobsearch going?
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Lots of effort, little gain.
As I said in the last thread I have a business start up meeting later this month.

Away for a tab.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Just had one but thanks for offering
Sorry - I tend not to bother reading previous threads. Is this the idea you had a little while ago?
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)

Yeah.
Money's fast running out so I need to do something to put food on the table. I can still look for work in the meantime.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

I didn't realise that if you work less than 16 hours a week
You can still claim JSA. So I suppose that's some sort of support for start up businesses.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)

You can get an allowance for the first six months if you're starting up.
My JSA runs out end of April as it's contribution based. All we'll get after that is a cut in council tax and free prescriptions. Which is something, but not much. Plus, even if you work under 16 hours while claiming your money gets cut on a pound for pound basis; I think you keep the first tenner.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I'd better tell my mate that then
He's been showing them invoices for 15 hours a week since he started signing on and he's not been challenged.

EDIT - can you not then claim something else? Are you telling me that after April despite all your applications you'll be out on your ear?
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)

If that's the case, that's their fault.
We weren't able to reclaim money if it had been paid out as a result of the department's incompetence. We could ask for it, but the client was not obliged to pay it back if they'd provided the required information in the first place.

Things may have changed since then, being that I'm going back 12 years. Your mate may be as well to check this out, maybe with the CAB.

EDIT yep. Could claim tax credits, but they go on your income from the previous tax year. Which is shit. And means we'd get maybe £600 in total. The old Family Credit system was more sensible, it went on your current circumstances.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I don't know the full story
But he was legitimately made redundant and started doing some work from home for a former client. It's a damned sight more than 15 hours a week and whilst he is genuinely looking for other work he's apparently getting a nod and a wink from his JC.

EDIT AS REPLY TO EDIT - You're telling me that I can't believe the Daily Mail any more? If you're not very employable and you live in, say, Rochdale - 30% adult unemployment - you get no money after 6 months. That is shocking to me.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)

If that's the case he's very lucky.

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)

He's too dull to make things up so I'm inclined to believe him

(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)

alright?
Just watching Man vs Food, with a pint of tea.

What the buggery is going on in here tonight then?
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)

me too. Chicago!!! I love that place.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

He's in Pittsburgh now.
That's somewhere I'd love to visit, as it's teh setting for my favourite series of books.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Go to Sheffield and save the plane fare
Been to Pittsburgh a couple of times although I didn't get beyond downtown.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Going up that way this weekend.
Should be awesome : (

On teh plus side, I get to see some family.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Ooh, where are you going?
I quite like Sheffield. It used to be awful but it's really improved.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Got a family funeral in Barnsley

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

Well the funeral ain't good and I'm sorry to hear that
But if it's a family thing it's a brighter thing I suppose.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Yeah, it'll be nice to see people, I suppose.
And DJ.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)

were things great when you were downtown?

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)

I can't remember the rest of the words
Except that the remixed version was out in December 1988 and has unpleasant associations for me.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)

lol u sed ass

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

sodid you!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

I've got a double brief glance burned on my retinas
"used ass" and "sordid you".
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Hey bird
How's life in V to the A?
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

i just got done cleaning up dog poop
Its pretty fucking glamourous

Hows life in the u to the k
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Equally dog poo-filled.
but just as glamorous.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)

present and incorrect
SA!
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)

You mean NA

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)

SA!*
*sir
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

/is not as thick as people seem to assume

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)

soz...
guess I was being thick
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Playing to type...

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)

i thought the bullying would stop at night

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)

Evening shift is lovely and fluffy
What are you talking about?
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)

i have wine, but as mentioned below this film is shit and bent

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Then turn it off and so something else.

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)

but then my "box" fills up and I hate not finishing stuff

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)

I'll fill your 'box'

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)

I took your advice, watching "Empire" with PAxman now

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:37, Reply)

It's better than Jedi, I suppose.

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)

all star wars is pretty shit
people just can't be honest with themselves
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:40, Reply)

That's a very cavalier line to take on the internet.
I hope you're prepared for the consequences, young man.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:42, Reply)

meh, i also dislike star trek, firefly, battlestar etc etc

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Oh man, there's gonna be fat sweaty virgins all up in this mother
I mean, ... you know, ... more than usual.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)

if i thought they could leave their bedrooms id be scared

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:48, Reply)

But, like, science fiction...
It's all I ever read. It made me the man I am today.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)

oh dear
never mind eh
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:57, Reply)

'cos, like, on Discworld, right...
I read Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy when I was a kid, and the sequels, and that's the extent of my science fiction ouevre.

A prescient and not otherwise destructive dog (late) ripped my Douglas Adams collection to bits and I'm not sorry.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)

we are a rare breed on here TD

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

I don't really know you too well, so you don't know me
But my chosen specialist subject is the US Civil War. A four year war with more stories in it than any sort of fevered imagination could ever shoehorn into pulp sci-fi.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

i have no specialist subject, apart from maybe being a 'bent spastic'

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)

A man needs a hobby
If yours is bent spastification all power to you.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)

i have just watched the first 5mins of "be kind and rewind"
I am bored
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Come on then who's getting the new iPad?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:37, Reply)

cunts that's who

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)

I've only just learned to work a laptop and a basic phone
Don't you be challenging me with technology now.

And what was wrong with the old one?
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)

not expensive enough

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I see
And not enough ability to trace your latest turd through the sewer system, eh?
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:51, Reply)

important stuff

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:56, Reply)

It gives the hard of thinking something to talk about
You'll forgive me - I am rather anti technology-for-the-sake-of-it.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)

me too, waste of money

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)

get me a drink someone

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Evenin' all
On my way home to bed, have we all been lovely today? I do hope so.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

are you on the bus?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:12, Reply)

train

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)

your bones should be safe on there
how's the clavical?
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)

as it should be.

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Have I missed something? I probably have.
Who are you?
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)

QC became Eddie Flidd at my suggestion.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Yes, I miss quite a lot, don't I?

(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I have thoroughly managed to not be a cunt today.
I even made 9 pensioners chortle.
Not bad for "just a fucking plumber", aye?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)

you rogered 9 pensioners?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)

He showed them his cock

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I was just about to say that

(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)

and his ball cock

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Ooh you dirty pair ;)
I read them extracts from "Quirkology" by Prof Richard Wiseman.
Did you know that research has shown that people would rather wear a jumper that has been dropped in dog shit and then not washed, rather than a dry-cleaned jumper that used to belong to a serial killer?
Well I never.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Yeah, but people are stupid.
And quite often, bent.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Corrections...
It was mass murderer not serial killer.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)

I'd wear a murderer's jumper
What colour is it?
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

it's his lucky blue jumper

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Haha
I'll wear it to visit an old people's home
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I've got some flats to promote tomorrow
Trouble is, they're where the Crossbow Cannibal dumped the remains of his victims.

That's not really a selling point.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Is he likely to revisit the area?

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)

No - that's a plus I'd not thought of
Although you can see the site of Peter Sutcliffe's house from the balcony too.

They might appeal to someone with a morbid turn of mind.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Or fans of the early Beatles...

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)

That was Stuart, chuck.

(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)

/still not as thick as people seem to think I am.



I'm going to have to start adding (!) after almost every post.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)

b3th, you're wasted on this lot

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Nobody gets me, Tangles. *wah wah wah*

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)

on this lot
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I wish

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Fuck me I would love that as a talking point for my flat
this probably explains why I don't live with anyone.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Try covering them in dog shit

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)

*golf claps*

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

No?
Niche Market!
Just needs the right approach is all...
Don't be too timid, yeah?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Mind you, the crossbow killer was a bit shit as far as serial killers go.
A bit too Preston North-End.
Hardly Bundy or Nielson.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I live in Bradford
We brought you Black Panther, Yorkshire Ripper and Crossbow Cannibal.

Bradford - breeding ground of serial killers since - oh, a long time ago.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Not much else to do, apparently

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

The Ripper was pretty good, as serial killers go, I'll grant you that.
As for the rest? Hardly top-drawer, you must accept that reality.
Not being a cunt here, yeah, but if you want proper driven sociopaths then it's either mainland Europe, Russia lr the good ol' US of A.
Or Jockland.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)

I've been killing two or three a year since 1992
the secret is not to start taunting the police, I've found. Also, working on the DNA database is a godsend, frankly.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)

This lot were class
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nijvel_gang
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I lived in Gloucester when Fred West was collared too
I used to park on Cromwell Street.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I love serial killers.
My favourite is Ted Bundy, then Dahmer and Nilsen in joint 2nd.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I'd wear it too.
The condensed results did not specify the colour :( poor editing.
The book, despite this, is well worth a read.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)

well done b69
Have a gold star.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Thank you fliddy motorcycle dude.
At least someone round here has a sense of reality.
Ahem.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Evening all
Current listening: Mustafa Ozkent
Current drinking: beer.
You?
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Right.
I'm back from the pub, caught up with a friend on the phone and I'm about to eat dinner.

Beat THAT mo fo's!
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Nobody told me there was football on teh telly.
Although, I wonder if it might be more accurately described as a mugging.

What's for dinner, Jeff?
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Pie n mash!
Love it.

With peas and cabbbage and onion gravy.

I've got the end of Bastard Chef on.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Leverkusen have just realised they were supposed to be aiming for the goal too.
Pie n Mash sounds terribly common. Is it at least dijon mustard mash or something?
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I always confuse them with leibkuchen
but I suspect they are less ginger.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

lebkuchen are fab

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I love them
having both a sister and a dad living in Germany I probably get the good stuff.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)

I miss living in Germany...

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)

NB, the biscuits they sell in Lidl
are exactly the same ones that they sell in Germany and at the german christmas market in Birmingham.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah, I like the Lidl ones.

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I've just caught the end of that midwife show
are all babies so blue and slimy? Ew.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)

You're really asking the wrong person.

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

I'm just waiting for 10 O'Clock Live
I don't need vaginal discharge.

I shall watch the highlights of us beating Wolves 5-1 for the umpteenth time instead.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Yeah, I'm going to watch 10 o'clock live too
but I might not watch the Wolves match.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

You should
6 top quality goals. Plus Mick McCarthy having no fucking clue what just happened.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Gungy, yes
but blue is not ideal.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)

You sound like a consultant on Noel's House Party.
'Hmm, we want gunge, but blue will clash with Mr Tidy Beards tie...'
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I've already had dinner
But I've not been to the pub or spoken to a friend on the phone.
The closest I got to either was a friend texting to turn down my suggestion of going to the pub on Friday.
You win this round.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)

aight nillas

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Evening Dozer
No PE yet, but I did take delivery of some excellent Anatolian Funk today.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Next level ill shit.
Have you got a favourite Shadow track yet?
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Apache
It's everyones favourite, innit.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Oh jeffles, you jelly-brained nitwtit.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)

It's a bad man mistake, da'ya get me?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Not yet and I'm ropey on track titles anyway
Been buying and listening to too much other stuff lately.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)

The Number Song is especially good.
A/C

It is track three and starts One Two Three Four Five Break Down Baby!
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)

+ D/C
Back in Black.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)

He may be referring to air conditioning there Jeff
We'd best step away.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Good point.
*Backs away slowly*
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Yo better watch yo self blud.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)

That's why I'm moving slowly.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)

We ain't hip with these cool kids
Although PD hasn't told us that he looks like a man out of Maroon 5 yet.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Safe, he looks like me innit.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)

I'm so pleased

(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)

This post.
Has taken it's toll on me, you've said this shit. Too many times before.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)

This is the first time I've ever seen Jeff be demonstrative

(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)

But he will be loved.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)

I'd click that.
But it would only encourage you.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)

You've got moobs like Jabba.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I'm six-pack packin' sunshine!

( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:25, Reply)

You need a wake up call

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)

No I don't.
I got 8 cans on the way home, and drank two of 'em on the walk back.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)

You are Eight Ace AICMFP.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)

hahahaha!
Rumbled!
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I shouldn't have said that.
I've earwormed myself.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I don't know it, so I don't care! :-)

( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)

I'm sure he will though.
I'm sure he will.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)

You know what Ed Gein said?
When I see a pretty girl, I think two things- number one, I want to take her out and treat her real nice. And number two- what her head would look like on a stick.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)

I've got some KPM library music on now
I'll dig Shadow out for breakfast.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Evening all, Lighty checking in
I have had a chicken and ham pie for dinner. Coincidentally, it is apparently British Pie Week, which I only discovered AFTER consuming said pie. I am in tune with the universe or sumfink.

I also used my collapsible steamer basket to do the veg for the first time and on removing it from the pan, guess what? It collapsed and sprayed veg everywhere. Fortunately today is cleaner day so I just scooped it all up and bunged it on the plate.

I have a brisket joint in the fridge and I am going to slow cook it tomorrow, my first slowcooker venture outside "cube meat, cube veg, chuck in with stock and relevant herbs". I am mildly excited by this as I suspect it will be lurvely.

More food news as it happens.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Alright Lighty
I had pie too. I got called common.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Did you?
I don't remember that.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)

You do.
You called me it you massive Deacon.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I said your dinner sounded terribly common.
I didn't say *you* were common.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)

What did you have for dinner?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)

weightwatchers pizza and salad.

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Sad times.
I had ice cream after my pie and mash.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I'm not doing too badly on this diet so far
so I might not be the biggest whale at Jeffstock.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)

So who are you calling fat now?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I don't know.
Is al coming?
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I don't think so.
Bob said he was.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Mine was a gourmet chicken and ham pie
and with steamed veg, I think that makes it quite posh.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I read that as "I have Bridget Jones in the fridge".
And I got quite angry and was going to demand you release her because she's my hero.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)

You are Rachelswipe AICMFP.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I love her so much.
Jones, not swipe. Although I'm sure she's lovely as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)

She is.
Swipe, not Jones.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)