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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So I've got 2000 words to discuss violence and the wider social, psychological and moral issues raised by it. So far I've got 2061 and I've not written a conclusion/introduction yet.

I don't want to crop out all my badly-researched Foucault/Marxist criticism. Tell me some good uni essay anecdotes.

Ed: Violence in 'Great Expectations' and 'North and South', mid-Victorian literature basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:28, 163 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I am a master of the Uni essay.
Perfectly researched, quotes picked, planned and drafted in 10 hours flat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I can't stand how I'm being limited by word count
My friends at other unis get an average 3000 word count, not 2000. At least they've got the space to develop an argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)
so write 3000 and condense it down
+/- 10% is usually allowed too so you have 2200
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)
It used to be only last year
that if you were only 1 word over, you'd get hit for 5 or 10% of your mark. They've changed it now, but I'm still a bit 'oh em gee need to be under the word count!1'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I never went to Uni.
I was too busy getting involved with viloence and the wider social, psychological and moral issues raised by it.

Fancy a scrap?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
You're just reacting to the bourgousie.
God I can't even spell it, let alone react against it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Like I care.
I don't even LIKE pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:42, Reply)
That's YOUR issue, biznatch.
My pasta brings all the... Italians to the yard?

SHUT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Their penne, is better than yours.
(Or summat)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)
My penne is mightier than the sword.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
I've considered all the other types of pasta I can think of
And have concluded that that is about as good as it can get.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Yeah I struggled as well.
Had to actually listen to 'Milkshake' to think of a shit pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Lalalalala
Warm it up, the sauce is waiting...?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
User name is far, far too close to someone who caused a lot of shit on here.
Who are you, and what have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Er, what?
A lot of shit on offtopic? I got pretty much blasted on /talk a few years back for being a whingy twat, if that's what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Are you BatShitMentalist?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)
No no no.
I used to be BatDyke until I shortened it.

As I say, /talk regular until they and I decided I wasn't. To be fair I was a twat, like I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)
What made you el twatto?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I was a teenager and trying ever so hard to be cool.
I should think I wouldn't have liked me either, I was all 'LOOK I'M DIFFERENT!'. Also many of the /talk in-jokes went over my head so I wasn't finding it that enjoyable. Which I guess is sour grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:49, Reply)
You should gaz Free Fair.
He might do well to listen to you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Is this another me?
You know, 'Check me out, I'm on b3ta and that makes me COOL' types?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:52, Reply)
He's a dickhead.
A 16 year old Tory.

And a dickhead.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)
I work with one of those.
'Oh Cameron is just trying his best, benefits claimants are just scroungers'. He doesn't appreciate my sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Cameron is a dangerous amateur.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
I like the photoshopped Tory election poster
picture of Cameron with caption: "I love the NHS so much I want to smash it into pieces and give them to my rich friends."
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Haha way of the mark there, I reckon ;)
None of the telltale signs, or anything!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Not offered bumhole shots, then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Ew, BSM did that shit?
That's nasty.

AND you confused me for them?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Nah, I was all bullshit conjecture.
The way things tend to get on t'interwebz.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:18, Reply)
That was always my opening line when recruiting new staff
Welcome to O/T.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Oy, don't be a cunt.
Wasn't "that" much shit, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:49, Reply)
I recommend that you delete every fourth word
And then delete your account and kill yourself.

Hope this helps x
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)
K LOL THX
xxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Stock answer is stock Tangles.
I think you should add some spice to it, 'cos it's evening time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Tango is actually Bert.
We all know it to be true.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Who is Tango?
*Confused*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Tangles, Dup and 'Hairy Quendface'
Are all Tango.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:48, Reply)
which one is Dup?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Rumbled
And I would have got away with it, if it wasn't for stupid sexy underage sisters.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This one is genuine, I think
Gabba gabba we accept you one of us.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)
I think they've already left
Edit: No, my mistake. They stuck around.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Thing is though, with a genuine gayer on OT, would we have to call a halt to the quendisms?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Who's a genuine gayer?
And what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Aren't you a lesbian?
And quendisms.

Duh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:52, Reply)
I think I used to think I was.
Some of the issue was I was being all 'I'm so offensive with my b3ta name! Aren't I cool with my GIRLFRIEND?!', but no, I guess now I'm just happy being me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:54, Reply)
So your story is that B3ta cured your munching ways?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Are you Badger?
I think time cured my teenage attention-seeking ways, if that helps. She says. Posting about it on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I am not Badger.
But I like the cut of his jib.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
I like his fiance.
Wicca'd Witch makes I laff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)
They really are the Jabba the Hutt and Salacious Crumb of the internet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)
I had to
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Salacious_B._Crumb that, but lololol.

Aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Pretty sure the profile says lesbian

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Exactly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Really?
*Changes the magical internet-movable-type*
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:57, Reply)
No problem with you being slightly mental.
But on the 'Gazza' scale, are you nearer a 10 than a 1?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:01, Reply)
I'm no more mental than the rest of b3ta, I shouldn't think.
I was just young, inexperienced and a bit up myself. What's the Gazza scale? I don't follow football.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Moaty, it's me, Gazza.
Want some chicken?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Ah, the 'nuts to the certifiable' point.
Nah, I can't be bothered with the commitment of being *that* mentalist. Bad enough I still feel tarred with the same brush the 17 year old 'omg im so cool lol' me was tarred with.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Clearly you do, you know who Gazza is.
I'll bet 'cause you don't really 'follow' football, you like Man United the best, because they win things.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)
I guess if I was going to follow a team
it would be either them or Chelsea, as my Mum was a Man U fan and my Dad a Chelsea supporter.

I'd still rather play Minecraft or something though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
I don't 'game'
Is minecraft a bit like mine sweeper?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
I guess.
It's like if you were in a Lego world, but you mine stuff (diamond, coal, gold) to craft stuff (weapons, minecarts, torches). It's kind of fun, in that it's quite sandbox-ish. Not sure if it's still free-to-play as a browser game but there's videos online.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Do you LARP?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Fuck no.
I'm not that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Cavy is a LARPer, we all like her.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)
No, that would just be bent.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:52, Reply)
I'm here.
I got distracted by trying to crop my useless attempt at an essay I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Don't crop it. Give it a Brazillian.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Brazil nuts?
Smoooooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I'm not a 'start thread and leave' type.
I wouldn't do that to you, not my pretties. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Bats
TD approves of you. Don't attempt to post during the day or you'll be demolished by dullards who don't know what it is to work for a living.

I commend Bats to the house.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:59, Reply)
I commend Bats to the belfry.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I'm only here for the free nibbles.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Hey! I'm one of those dullards
Er...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Daytime is fun.
All Bats has to do, is add to their sig, 'as proposed by TD' and they'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)
*Scribbles on a notepad*

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
TD is not the most popular brand amongst certain daytime users.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)
What about Nutella?

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Vile
Go away and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)
TD is a terrible pederast during daylight hours.
At nighttime he is an inveterate quender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Hang on, isn't that all of us?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
No, just me, because I don't look like a man out of Maroon 5.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Shoegazer effeminate?

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:16, Reply)
That boy is.
This boy is well whipped up because he's going to see Killing Joke in Sheffield on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)
That's quite exciting.
I'm desperate for another gig - the last one was probably 2009 that I went to, and that was J-pop rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Is this where everyone went?
Nobody told me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Oh shit she's found us

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
I mean... Hi b3th

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Fuck you, bitch

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I take this moment to say
'Lol.'
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Hello. Who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)
B3th meet bats
She's not a lesbian, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Has anyone established her credentials?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)
There should be something
about 'transgender' 'LAMP' and 'grandparents' in my post history. Establish away.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Show her your minge.
If she tries to eat it, send up the warning flare.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Who's gonna stop me?
YOU?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Not at all.
I wouldn't dream of it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:23, Reply)
Bet you wouldn't.
Er, I mean... wait what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Claims not to be Batshitmentalist
Hasn't been given the traditional FOB
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Fuck Off Bitch?

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Close - Bert
Although it appears that I am back on the list for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Who's Bert?
Not Cuffbert the cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:25, Reply)
My spider sense is tingling

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Why?
Do you have a thing for small furry creatures?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)
It might be a stroke
Can you raise both arms above your head?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)
That's because you've shown Bats your minge.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:31, Reply)
How very dare you!
I've never shown anyone my minge. Ever. Not once.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
The filthy slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)
It's like you know me

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Maybe I DO.
*Twilight Zone theme*

On that note I'm off to bed.

Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)
I'm sure I was only saying yesterday
That we haven't had a good bertdown for a while.
I'll have to get Roota on the case.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)
is Roota enjoying her new job?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)
As far as I know.
I'll be seeing DJ at the weekend, so I'll catch up on all the gossip.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Well I hope it's all going well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Far too clever for Batshit.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)
I'm still not convinced.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:39, Reply)
It's not Batshit.
Far too sharp. And you might ask Roota who did a lot of the legwork for her.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:43, Reply)
I'm an ex-/talker.
Also girl and gamer and student and whatnot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Jenpots?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)
I wish.
She'd kung fu me into oblivion. I'm mostly forgotten in that I was never a major meme/player/user.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Get over yourself.
I remember you Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 0:21, Reply)
RUN

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Had a good day b3th?
I've had a cunt of a day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Not bad,i suppose.
I actually haven't left the house in two days.
What's been so cunty today?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I had next week booked off.
And now I need to work.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:15, Reply)
That's shit.
Didn't you just have a week off?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:16, Reply)
No.
I've had a couple of days off this year, and I'd been planning on taking a week off, but there is too much going on, so I've been asked to shelve it.

I'm not even that important, but you've got to play the game.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Aw.
You're important to us.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)
But I'm too busy to be here during the day.
And the evening is just full of fluff and nonsense.

I've not been on the popular page for weeks.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)
I don't even look at the popular page.
Do people actually care about that shit?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)
No idea.
To be fair, I've not looked at it.

When are you heading to Briz?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Not till next week, if at all.
I'll let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Make sure you do.
And let me know when you're heading up so I can try and find you some time!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)
No bother. Look forward to it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:28, Reply)
If you can give me 24/48 hours notice, I can make plans to leave work at a resonable time.
So schedule your meetings in the late(ish) afternoon.

I'll even buy you dinner and walk you to the station, such is my status as a perfect gent.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Unless it's raining, in which case, I'll get a cab to the station.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Even without Amberl there to back you up?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)
She is welcome to join us.
But I've been known to fly solo!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)
I bet you have!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)
As a 'man about town' I move in all manner of ways.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Like god

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
In a blue 3 wheeler.
Like the massive spaz I am.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:43, Reply)
I always took it to mean
'If you care, you care because you're on it'. Kinda like those magazines about the pop stars. They complain about being in People/OK!/Reveal so they can get more inches in each magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:25, Reply)
I've clicked that for you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:23, Reply)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Fuck all you weeping septic cunts.
I'm going to bed but I'm liking the cut of this new one's jib.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Thanks, fuckwit.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)
Well you're better than Maladismal

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)
That's not going to bed.
GO TO BED.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)
I'm sticking up for you.
Everyone else is burning you in the big effigy.

If I want to stay up a bit later I can. I'm nearly 44, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:40, Reply)
but she's a gurl
should there not be pandering?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)
Where did you spring from?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)
The usual
Mothership left me hear and fucked off, hope it comes back soon, humans are dull.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)
That's how I got here.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:53, Reply)
My essay is more boring than yours

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:48, Reply)
What has this got to do with milkshakes and yards?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:49, Reply)
and with the image of bobby in hotpants...
I'm off to bed, night all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)
+ to crack one off

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:54, Reply)
I'm really rather drunk
Barolo is excellent. I commend it to the house.

Hello Bats, and goodnight. Time for bed.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG_gvv8PFGY
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 0:05, Reply)
As a fine upstanding citizen of Glasgow I shall share my wisdow with you.
Violence is always the answer. Stich the cunt, stich them hard so they don't get back up again.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 0:16, Reply)
HELL YES MUMPSO!
Man I LOVED living in Glasgow almost as much as my hometown.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Meh, take out about 150 words chosen at random.
Or just take out ALL the words and instead scrawl "VILENSE IS GUD!" on a piece of A4 and submit that.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 0:19, Reply)

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