You may want to rephrase that opening sentence*...
I gave my poor other half a bloody nose. I was being a twat on the coast in high wind, holding out my coat like a cape and running towards her as the wind blew me along and somehow punched her straight in the face. She still won't let me forget it.

I haven't felt the need to hit a weaker member of society ever, but if I do, I'll make sure I go to the next /talk bash.


*Edit, sorry 'second' sentence. There is nothing that could be misinterpreted about the first.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Whilst I am appaled by you hitting your other half, it has had two effects.
1. I found it rather funny.
2. She has stuck by you, being too scared to leave, in case you duffed her up proper.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:53, Reply)

She didn't need telling a third time.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:54, Reply)