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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A fucking great chunk of metal flipped up and hit my windscreen at 60mph this morning
How the screen didn't smash I'll never know but I almost shat myself. Luckily my bowls and plates remained intact
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Monty's aim isn't what it once was

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)
His little flid arms do seem to be getting worse

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Fucking hell, that's not good
Is all alright?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)
By some miracle yes, not a scratch!
Considering a pheasant smashed my last windscreen this is amazing
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Coincidence?
I'll bet if you had checked the tag on that pheasant's leg you would have seen it came from the Boyce family estate.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)
I didn't know the council let you breed game in their flats

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Was it Diamond Head's first album?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Oh no sorry, you said it was 'fucking great'.
As you were.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)
are you setting up your own jokes now...

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:17, Reply)
No-one else here has the wit to participate.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Could have been worse, could have been anvil

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)
That Anvil film is great. Shame about all their records.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:17, Reply)
I said this the other day
Aside from playing the guitar with a dildo, they were just a bit shit
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)
More than a bit.
Nice guys though.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:28, Reply)

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