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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My wife told me I am a dick when I drink
So I quit drinking without telling her. She still claims I have been drinking which proves once and for all that I am simply a dick and the drink is the innocent victim in all this.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:20, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Poor, poor drink.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Stop copying me.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Check the time, gimp.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)
OK 'stop copying me you time-travelling cunt'

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Right, outside The Tardis now.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Poor old drink. Always gets the blame.
How are ya?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Sober
Which fucking sucks ass. Daughter 2 is 1 on Sunday though. We're going to the zoo to witness the sweet sweet captivity.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Already?
Fucking hell, that's gone quick.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Yup
Years go faster the older you get, your final decade will pass by in mere minutes.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Well do wish little She-Ra a happy birthday from me.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I will
Princess Peach was 4 last month she said "where my fucking present from that old cunt" I think she meant you
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Tell her 'soz' from me. It's in the post.

I say 'post', I mean 'shop'.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)
your daughter is a chinese?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Takeaway

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)
i'll leave it where it is, thanks

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Haha

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

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