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Things that make you feel human?I find it increasingly difficult to give a fuck about things these days. E.G. this Kony bollocks, tl:dr, but I find myself feeling sad when hearing one of my ex pupils left the school due to family illness.Are you de-sensitized to the world or are you an empathetic hippy?
alt: why does Quentin need so much attention?
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alt. i don't, i came here today and made some normal postsand about 5 people started getting angryso i countered their silly arguments with reasonable and well-thought-out responses, but they continued.
so i put an end to it, it was tedious
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you know quentinsometimes, your words? they HURT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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It's wittier than Al's posts - on that we agree.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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It is the proximity to the issue, isn't it?Someone you know has cancer = bad. Someone you don't know = meh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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True, but I definitely used to give a shit about global stuff and now I feel meh.
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Other more pressing this to worry about innit?Jobs, houses, cash.
Not some lazy cunt with flies all over his face
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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If they can afford Man Utd shirts then my money stays in my pocket. (, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
A good point, well arguedFFS get this season's shirt though, eh?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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I enjoy this Kony stuff.I particularly like the way people who read one blog post and watch a 30 minute video are FURIOUS at the IGNORANCE of the people who've only watched a 30 minute video.
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I still don't get it entirely. Something about transparent ninja kids.
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The whole Kony thing is a load of bollocks anyway, who really gives one?Alt: Because he's a needy spastic who doesn't understand where he's not wanted.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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Not me. I have had a cracking lunch. On the backs of the downtrodden.
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I want Quentin here.I think the idea that a few people rant at him makes him totally unwanted is a problem with this place. He contributes more than most here, even if he's annoying.
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His 'contributions' are badly written, poorly spelled, unfunny shiteIf it means the place is a little quieter, but we don't have to put up with him, good.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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While yours are strikethroughs TOAP and boring annecdotes.We can summarise everyones contributions like this... in fact I think I should.
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yours are arrogant, mean, witty and public sector(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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Yours are a middle aged man desperatly trying to convince people he was cool before he had a family.(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
No Chompy, say what you really mean(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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Cool, you'll have a breakdown one day, no job, house or wife. Then it's down the park !! woohoo !!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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In my best pissiest trousers! It's quite enlightening to see how one is perceived. And in my case, a little saddening.
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It could be time for that room of mirrors(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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unconcealed discust at other posters combined with massive personal boredom.(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
All the ingredients of a classic night in.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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I am not middle agedI just sound middle aged :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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I think you're yonger than methis makes me sad.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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Fucking child.this means you have no excuse.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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fuck me the combined age of the posters in this sub thread must be more even than the number of years left on monty's debt repayment plan(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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being a fully paid up bummer I'm not surprised at this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:00,
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Do me, do me!not something you hear often.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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CQ.Sorry, joke name change lasted longer than expected.n
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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Tries to constantly take the moral high ground, but only so you can get a better view down womens tops.(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)
* biggest LOL all week*Spot on, spot on.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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Yuk! STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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this is incorrectthe key to OT is that the board keeps moving, even if the contect isn't always gold, as if it keeps moving there are opportunities for threads, if it's quiet it just stays static
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:44,
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This^More posts means more opportunities for lols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:46,
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Your validation is easier to come bya simple sugar cube seems to be enough
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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I think this is the nicest thing you've ever posted about me*weeps*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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if it helpsi think i misunderstood the original context
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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sorryit's still the best compliment you've ever had though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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bwahahahahahaha!*cries more*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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When you're right, you're right.This is also why Chompo is a force for good, whether you like him or not.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:50,
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As much as I hate to admit this, you do have a point.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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I've never been anything but warm and welcoming to him(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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boring answer: since my daughter was born I feel awful whenever I hear of children in pain/hunger etcI think it must be biological.
aly: daddy didn't touch him enough when he was a child
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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This^I cannot see kids in pain on TV any more
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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Yep, having a child has turned me into an over-emotional wimp.Interesting that it applies to blokes too. I wondered if it was just some kind of hormonal breastfeeding/no-sleep thing. So I guess I'm stuck being terribly sensitive even once I stop breastfeeding and actually get sleep (if that ever happens). Arse.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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No, it happens to us allSorry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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I still feel terribly cynical and unsympathetic about anyone over the age of 18, though.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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And I still don't give a shit about kittens.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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Don't feel sorry for him, he left a little mess in the kitchen.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:00,
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I think you've probably done your breast feeding stint by nowsack it off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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I'm going for the full 2 years, not long left.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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That's the recommended time.Plus it gets me more sleep.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:00,
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fair do'swe found a nice stricht routine has mini ape sleepiong from 7 till 7, before that sleep was but a distant memory
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:03,
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I'll use 'em to keep my knees warm.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:03,
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Yeah I think Kroney's bollocks too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:44,
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totally dead insideapart from cruelty to animals, that incenses me.
alt: his meds have run out. he needs to get a new prescription from edmund.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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The thought of anyone being unpleasant to my daughter makes me freak out.She's so open and friendly, when we go to the park etc she introduces herself to other children and almost all of them stare blankly back at her. Even the English-speaking one(s). I cannot describe the feeling this engenders in me.
Alt: because he is mentally ill. I don't have that much of a problem with the chap, despite how it appears. I just want a Bertdown.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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I can't comment on how you feel as a parent but when teaching and the kids are in my care I do feel fiercely protective over them.
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The poor wee mites have a foul world to contend with.That in itself is massively upsetting to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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This is why I am mightily perturbed by the Santa Claus dilemma.Do I lie to my child and tell her it's all true? I don't want to be dishonest with my own child (and I have a massive inability to lie - it freaks me out). Or do fabricate a lovely, fluffy world of fluffy Christmas loveliness which can be cruelly shattered at a later stage?
#firstworldproblems, etc.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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My parents did the thing of saying "yes dear santa exists"in a sarcastic tone, so when I learnt about sarcasm I learnt the truth.
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Do the Santa Claus thingSeeing the kid's faces around Christmas is amazing. You can turn their world to shite later on
/sadcunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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My inclination is to tell mine the truth.It's a small step from 'Santa' to 'Jesus' in my mind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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I tend to agree.Am currently on the side of "some people believe this but the evidence suggests..."
Still, no matter what I do, at some point she'll accuse me of ruining her life. *shrugs*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:12,
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You're over analysing. Go with your instinct. 9/10 you'll be spot on.
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This is why we told the kids the alarm sensors were what Santa watched them withto make sure they were being good. Red LEDs FTW!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:15,
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Polite is the word.Your 'ignore' button appears to be faulty.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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A friend of mine's daughterhas been so mollycoddled by her mother and extended family that on a rare occasion when she was allowed a sleepover at her dad's, when asked what kind of pizza she wanted for dinner, she burst into tears because she was so unused to making any choices for herself.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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I know.He was gobsmacked.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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Hahaha, ain't no way my child is going to be that sheltered. For starters, all pizza is mine and mine alone.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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Be careful that those olives aren't, in fact, a present from Catface.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:03,
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*spits discreetly into napkin*(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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i accidentally logged out and saw some posts by people i have on ignore and replied to one fo themand now i can't see it, did the reply work?
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Your web of lies gets ever more complex, doesn't it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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It's funny to watch though. I spy with my little eye something beginning with B.It rhymes with Spak meddling.
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One of wee Bertie's classic moves.Two levels below Bertdown.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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how the fuck do you "accidentally" log out?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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not todaybut it's only 3pm and i do have drinks with a b3tan later, so it's a possibility
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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the b3tan i'm having drinks withalthough there are REAL LIFE people involved too, so.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:10,
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AND i can't drink alcoholbring on 14 april, ffs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:13,
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No, you can drink alcoholYou just choose not to
You fool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:15,
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I can tooThis is why I'm training you now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:19,
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It's like he's telling some kind of weird lie on the internet, isn't it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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This is unheard of on the internet.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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maybe he is telling the truthi mean, it's not like he'd have to move his arrow all the way to the top of the screen by mistake and then click by mistake and then click back onto the off topic chat by mistake and then read what you posted by mistake and then post a reply to it by mistake and then log back in.
by mistake.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:10,
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Head dobbers are notoriously difficult to use, you know(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:14,
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every time i close the window it logs me outi don't want people using my login when i'm not here
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People like 'The Truth Fairy'?They're all you, you mad cunt. You 'Shutter Island' menkle.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:15,
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well doneyou had me on "ignore" for about half an hour. this is some kind of record for being shit.
for both of us, i mean.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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the more you all hate on Quentin, the more he'll piss you off.this reference is probably lost on you filthy hippies but he's a bit like rathen or mongy, a sort of mongy light if you will. The more you gang up on him, the more he'll point out what a cunt you are.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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this is exactly why I like Q, he pointed out what a prick I was being.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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I hope you learnt from your troll fail stunner.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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this does not surprise me. sadtimes :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:20,
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I like you too./joke that only works out loud
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:14,
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nah, cheer up you wobbly druggie!*glomps*
I heart you very much.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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One of the lads in work has named this practice "Blind Mans Dunk"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:22,
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It does seem wasted on them.You seem destined to be alone online :'(
Good luck lone ranger, good luck.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:15,
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got me a badge and everything(like for serious, went to a party last year as a cowboy and still have the hat gun and badge. its a rifle too, with a realistic cocking and light up action)
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thats how come the mrs has a pink cowgirl hat toothe party was shit, but i still play with the gun sometimes
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do you stick it up your arse while you masterbate over old tapes of Challenge Anneka?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:33,
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i wish i had old tapes of challenge annekamostly i just cock it and fire to hear the sound effects
'ka-chuck'
'pee-ow!'
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I like it when the missus play with my gun,It has a hair trigger though, goes off at the slightest touch :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:34,
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I know, the beaver has never so much as been scratched.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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Fancy dress nutjob strikes again.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:28,
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I keep thinking this Kony business is about meI have to keep reminding myself that I haven't raised an army of Ugandan child soldiers. But I would. If I did, I wouldn't stop doing it because somebody posted on Facebook about it.
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Kroney, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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swipe, is till have you on ignore, sorryi logged out/in again to reply to you, but i'm not being drawn in by your awful arguments again
soz
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is it just me or is this bollocks? can you log out and reply to someone without logging in as someone else?
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It is bollocks unless you then login as another account(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:23,
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nope, you logout, see someone else's postclick reply, enter your login and the reply, post and it appears but then you can't see it
try it
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If you log out and click replythen you go to the reply page with a log in bit on top. Then you can do it.
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when i have told you previously to go and kill yourselfi may not have been entirely serious.
that you are tragic enough to have worked this out, however...
oh look. you're not alone. no surprises there either.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:37,
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you don't really get it, do you?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:38,
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what's to "get"? it's a few mentals on the internet who are bored at workit's hardly a TUBE STRIKE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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what the fuck has the tube got to do with it?no swipey, you just don't get it. Always in with the Legless defence, poor show.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:42,
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To my mind there are more than enough things to sneer at out in the real worldwithout resorting to internecine bickering.
It's all a bit bent, and I am as guilty as any for doing it.
I'm man enough to say 'sorry Quentin'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:23,
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Sorry you were born, you menkle Walter Mitty knobend.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:28,
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Hey you gu-uys.Recipe ideas for a romantic dinner for two that doesn’t contain bread or pasta or cost very much, please. Chiss.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:39,
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Budget?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:39,
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I meant do you have an upper fiscal limit you drug addled old fool.Replies of "well, duh!" will be met with the scorn they so obviously deserve.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:42,
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Hang on.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:45,
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slow roasted leeks in a stock served with rice and peas and berlotti beans.salad to accompany.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:40,
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you'll have leftovers too.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:47,
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You have no idea what a greedy cunt I am.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:53,
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you have no idea how filling this stuff is.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:07,
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Half a bag of Wotsits and a dog poo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:42,
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ratatouilleconsidering your financial situation you can make it with real rat
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Thus leaving me enough for 'two E's' lololololol(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:43,
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This deserves at least a lollol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:50,
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risottoSome decent stock
risotto rice
parmesan
roasted veg
win
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:44,
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Not mad keen on risotto if I am truthful.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:55,
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Me too. Not mad keen on risotto, though.lolololololololol
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:03,
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m&s dinner for 2 and wine for £10
destroy all packaging
win
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:45,
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ok thenfuck the food and spend the tenner on the wine.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:48,
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That was Monday's dinner. Three bottles of wine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:58,
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Why no bread?Bread is good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49,
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Doesn't really agree with her.BIT LIKE ME!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:51,
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You can still have some then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:53,
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soft boiled egg with crispy pancetta wrapped asparagus soldiersfollowed by wild mushroom risotto (use dried mushrooms for the most intense taste)
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49,
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Ape, a fucking excellent call there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49,
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I like cooking a lotI sometimes wonder if I should have trained and made a career out of it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:52,
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I love cookingVery relaxing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:55,
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Apart from a Lord's Prayer, of course(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:57,
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Butternut squash, potato and chilli soupTop, tail and halve the squash, before removing seeds, whilst also putting new potatoes on to boil
Pour over some oil, salt & pepper, add anything you think might work with it, I used garlic, cumin & a bay leaf.
Roast until soft, remove from skin and add to pan of already softened onions & peppers, followed by the potatoes.
Allow this to all cook together, add the chilli, blitz it up, then season to taste.
Done. Keeps very well too.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49,
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Sounds good.A small dollop of coconut milk might be good in that, too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:51,
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Aye, very much soIt'll also be a way of making it a little milder if you go OTT with the chilli
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:52,
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Coriander would be nice to finish it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:54,
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Entirely down to personal preference, but yes, I reckon so(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:55,
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What stock would you use?Veg or chicken?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:58,
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Chicken, but if you have a good veg stock, use that instead(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:59,
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I have some cracking chicken stock I made at the weekendI think I'll make some soup
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:11,
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This is for lusty right? Just get her a four pack of strongbow and she'll be happy.
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But that's her 'main present'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:52,
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Salmon, onion, garlic, mushroom, tomato, green beans and appropriate herbs. In one tray, oven. Salad and/or garlic bread. Wine.
Tongue, tit, sexy tiem.
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Neither of us cares for salmon, sadly.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:01,
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Use another fish then, genius. Sardines would be nice. Chunks of lemon in the tray too.
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This made me laugh far more than it should have(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:14,
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I'm not made of money you know.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:14,
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Start a new thread please, someone.Thank you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:27,
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I SAID PLEASE AND THANK YOU!That means you have to do it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:30,
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