needs more lucozade and wanking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh how could I forget the all important wank?
Lucozade is for children and Daley Thompson though.

Edit: Original post edited to include this important step.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Daley Thompson is the only sportsmanI have ever been genuinely impressed by.
Apart from Brian Jacks, obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Amd Geoff Capes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I beat Brian Jacks at Judo.
Absolutely God's honest truth. I grabbed his lapels, swiped his leg, threw him to the floor and held him down for a count of three.

Proudest moment of my entire life. And I have been waiting for a chance to boast about it for so long!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

_{I was 7 and he was a friend of my judo instructer. He let me win, obviously}
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

scarpe
That wasn't Brian Jacks. It was a tramp at a bus stop
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

You and your drunken rampages

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Course you did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I reluctantly added the truth too, you know.
Spoilsport.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Where IS Battered this morning?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

He needed money to catch the bus to work this morning
but he was a little short.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Does anyone know what his 'serious crime' was and wants to post it on a public messageboard
I'm going for fraud

or noncing
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I'd guess at fraud too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)

He does lie for a living, and has problems obtaining credit/ mortgages
cor this could be Sunhill station
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Most things do.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)