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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I just got back from an MRI scan !
That stuff went right to my head, I felt like I was gliding down the coridor and my breathing was so shallow that I didn't care if my lungs were moving or not. Felt great, really chilled. I couldn't hold my breath for the long hold breath sections, I was always like only 3-5 seconds to quick, but it's alright, they don't need you to be totally steal for 100% of those bits. I hope. It was quite snug being strapped in like that, I donno how these really fat american people fit in them. Stomach was caining afterwards though, probably from being strapped and still for so long, and not being able to eat/drink anything 'till 2 in the afternoon.

I've started loving Flake bars, I wanna be like the women in the advert in the bath tonight.

Tonight I'm eaither cooking my special potato salad, or getting a thai take away, depending on how I feel after my nap.

Alt: alright?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I fall asleep during MRI scans generally
I'm currently tidying up, and feeling fairly jubilant that I managed to get a piece of writing finished, done and dusted.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)
I almost did at a few points, there so smug, I could totally see myself at some point suggesting to invent a bed that is basicly a tunnel.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Was this Crones based testing?
I'm going to go for a chinese tonight I think, with a girl.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)
You mean you're going to hide her in a bath of sand on your balcony?
Oh, go *for* a Chinese.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
That was Japanese.
God your ignorance and racism disgusts me.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)
They all look the same to me.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Chinese food is about hiding bad quality ingredients, japanese food is about showing off good quality ingredients.
I mean, the western versions.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Yah', donno what they were lookin' for, haven't had one for about a year and a half or soo, so I guess it's just making sure my insides are still on my inside.
Nice, sounds good, eating with girls is fun, espesh chinese fod.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)
I won't be watching holyoakes though, I won't be back home in time :(

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Will you be back in time for the 8 o'clock E4+1 showing? That's the most important one of the week because you can't catch up on it on the omnibus.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
hello gonz
we were talking about you last night. well, about your black satin sheets, anyway.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Oh man, you should try them, they're alright. They get a bit hot'n'sweaty though, I don't think it's real satin. The regal patterning on them looks ace though.
I've been telling myself that I'm gonna get some silk PJs for 3 months now. I dressed up smart to go to work yesterday and I totally felt like The Man, and I kained it work wise, there were emails about me and how awesome I am at what I do... so tomo I'm gonna spend the most I've ever spent on a single shirt, around 50, if I see one I like. And im gonna try it on in the shop. Gonna do that once every couple of weeks until I'm out of schlocky clothes for work.

Look the part, act the part, be the part. That's ma's motto.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
who's we though? Where'd'ya go? Something something about grand social occasions.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)
oh i went out for drinks with a mate and a b3tan
i like both of them. not so sure they like each other. ah well.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Ace, if you're pimping off your hot fit rich female* mates to b3tans, buggsy next in queue.
*in order of decenting importance.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
she is hot and rich
but i think he thought she was MAD.

oh well, i tried.

what goes in this potato salad then?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Potatoes?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:43, Reply)
and salad

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I just finished it, sorry hon, there's bacon in 'em 'eres potato salad.
Crispy Bacon + juices, Mayo, English Mustard, spring onion*, Potatoes. I get the israeli ones if I can, purely on taste and texture, but I've gone for "Freshly Harvested Miniture new potatos" from marks, donno what bread they are, but I wanted small ones not only tick that box, but they're the cheapest too. I made it just now, doubt it took 15 minutes. It's seriously fucking lush, now when it calls down a bit, i'll hit it with another layer of sauce that won't melt as much... but you need that inital melty bit 'cus that goes into the potato. If I was making for company, I'd pin-prick the potatoes.

Tastes nice, really simple, really lush, it's going with an epic home made BBQ Rib sanwich left over from yesterday. It'll also be good for lunch tomo.

* Why the hell are they now called "Salad Onions" ?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Pettis Pois would be added if I had the foresite.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)
get rid of the bacon (as you should, being a good jewish boy)
and it sounds lush!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I just had a gob full with the second sploshing of sauce.
Tastes fucking lush, it's really enjoyable to eat, but it's not a looker. JUST LIKE.. wait, I've done this joke before.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)
really fat people have to be MRI'd at the zoo
true story
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
I would be so ashamed =/

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
i would jsut be happy to see the meerkats and the lemurs

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Careful you don't accidently buy an entire zoo. I hear that's a problem these days...
.. it could be a normal house viewing, toilet under the stairs, two bedrooms, small office, lion enclo..... wait, LION ENCLOSURE !??!??!?! This isn't a house ! It's a Zoo ! Aww MAN, not again.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I know, i heard matt damon done that recently

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Silly saussage, what he only gone and done that for ?!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Sounds..erm...fun?
Alt: Pretty good thanks Gonz, got a gig tonight, should be fun!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Schweet, whatcha play?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)
what are they going to find out?
Have you been eating lightbulbs again?

does special potato salad include drugs?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)
It's just to make sure my insides are still all there and I haven't expelled them from my body on my own.
Yup, proper drugs, friday night is where it gets heavy 'cus I got some that I only take once a week that are not narcotic but they do shatter me.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Lucky bugger, all I get is X-rays
I've also had my surgery shifted from next friday to next saturday. It's irrational but it has glummed me out bigtime as it is another day added to my time off work and my time recovering. I just want this sorted, sick of being stuck at hom and having no energy. /rant.

Get the silky PJs Gonz ans the nice clothes, you can carry it off and it will make you feel good about youself.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:45, Reply)
you should get some really good books
some cake, a computer game then enjoy it more. Perhaps you should have silk PJs, too.

I had an MRI once. I had to take my nipple ring out. Somewhere I have the pics from my ex's arthroscopy (probably spelt wrong, sorry)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
yeah, more or less my plan.
Problem is trying to keep up with family and other commitments, at least to a basic level, also feeling quite depressed but this maybe an after effect of stopping taking codiene I relised I didn't need it for the pain but ws taking it from habit and to cheer me up, so have stopped. This may be withdrawal, if so it should pass in a day or so and I can enjoy a righteous skive.

Huh!?!?! Nipple ring? Kinky.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)
yeah, I used to have one
took it out once, and it healed up way too quick.

hmm, I have little advice on keeping up with people, you know how crap I am in college holidays
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
should be fine, main prob is putting myself first for once
But I shall force myself. I just can't belive how easily I get tired.

Nipple rings are over rated, never been a fan. Tongue bars are where it's at.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I don't think you can MRI your thinggy, I could totally be wrong, but I don't think you could be still in that possition for that long.
Dayum man, plus saturday surgery = potential hung over surgon (joke). I totaly know what you mean by the extra day though, that's also another 24 hours of anxiety, as it's natural to be anxious about a blade being taken to the skin. Trust me on this though, get 'em to canulate you _after_ you're put out. It makes no difference to them and it's another less-painful thing for you to go through. Also, get a walkman or whatever with you, a cheap one that doesn't matter in case it gets knicked (which it won't, but still). That way you got something to listen to as you go out (the music blurs and sounds cool) and when you wake up, you won't be as bored and have something to distract the pain.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Spot on 'bout the clothes too.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)
i'm going to a gig at a pub near earls court tonight, should be good
haven't heard the singer begore but she's supposed to be really talented
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)
anybody want to come?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Not getting your hopes up, I ain't up for it tonight, but whos playing?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:12, Reply)
fucking hell
i live on high st ken. you are dangerously close.

*seeks restraining order*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Do I go out for dinner and drinks
This evening, or do I stay in and do nothing....

Decisions
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Sometimes it's nice to do nothing.
but if you do it too much people stop inviting you to things.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Is that why you stay in a lot :)

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I'm just about to have a cup of tea.
Hope this helps.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Not going on the lash this evening?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Black tie thing last night.
Took it out of me. Party potential tomorrow night but I'm not sure as relations are...strained with the host at the moment.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)
a party's a party
go!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Nothing tonight, as I'm not, and the more people online the better... do a barry on the port and smash it tomo =)

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I've never had an MRI scan
I've had a CT scan though, and an endoscopy. I've had an absolutely brutal day at work, I wish I had a bath to eat chocolate and drink wine in. Doing it in the shower just doesn't work :(
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Go and find yourself
A new local. Pubs are important.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Girls do not drink alone in pubs.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)
for long.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
...and this is exactly why girls don't drink alone in pubs.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
You need to get in training
Before Bristol next month.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:12, Reply)
The social engagement of the spring season

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)
You'll be able to give your dinner suit
A second outing. The cider boat is dead posh.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Hah! The perfect ensemble
in which to get trashed on cider.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Don't knock it
you get a taxi easier
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:36, Reply)
I never have trouble getting a taxi
I have cracking legs.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Well get them fixed then

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:14, Reply)
Heh
How are you? Anything to report.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:20, Reply)
I didn't get that internship
the bastards. The only good thing is that my brother's girlfriend didn't either, I'm not sure how polite I could've been to her if she had. How are you?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:34, Reply)
No, I don't think so
I'm going to enjoy myself but behave myself.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Yeah, right.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Believe it.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
put it in a childs spill proof mug.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Yeah, I don't really consider that to be a solution either
thanks though.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I like the warm feeling you get around your crotch when they CT you. It's got all the nice feeling of weeing yourself without any of the smell or mess.
I was determind to get a bath in my new joint, it ain't like I have baths often, but when I do, they're bliss. Got some proper nice smelly stuff too. I'm just sayin', you know, in case you wanna come over and have a bath. I'll even put the dressing gown over the radiator.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Your first and second sentences are disturbingly juxtaposed

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)
haha

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
You're a true gentleman, Gonz
but I'm far too tired to be any kind of good company.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
It's alright, not tonight, I want a bath too and the boiler won't have enough hot water for two baths, and we're both too stubern to reliquish the not-tap-end of the bath*.
Open ended offer though, for, well, ermm.... well, unfortuantly for the forceable future.

* Wanna know if someone is a proper pimp? Bath tap in the middle. That's a player right there.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Nothing doing with your doctor friend?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Donno yet, counting it as a no 'till I know differently, but I know she wants to come over tomo, so it's looking promising.
Her photography is fucking amazing and she spent a day, a couple of weeks ago, playing with a pug pup.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Oh, and that was a bit of sad news I got today, my boiler is 20 years old, and it won't last another couple of years...
... so I have to add it onto the cost of doing up the kitchen 'cus I'd have to rip out the kitchen to do it anyway. That's a bit sucky, gonna have to wait a bit longer for the kitchen now, ain't the end of the world, not by a logn shot, but was looking forward to it.

0o0o0o0o OH OH OH , I should have mentioned, we paid for the ikea designer, and it's laughably shit, we're gonna get our money back. Half the cupboards don't line up, 4 doors will actually be unopenable and the fucking sink is in the fucking corner.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is interesting
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald%E2%80%93hairy
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I always imagine I would feel quite claustrophobic in an MRI thingy.

Alt: I have a four-day weekend ahead. I will happily swap this with someone who has a no-day weekend.

General point of moanyness: Does anyone actually know their NHS number or is it just me? I only found out that I had one today and if I want to register with a local surgery I have to go through loads of bollocks that'll take at least a couple of weeks, at which point I probably won't want to go to the doctor.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:34, Reply)
It's a ten digit number that a functioning adult is expected to know what with the nhs not being specifically in place to cater for you
you'll also have to answer such other tricky questions for your gms1 as your address, name and date of birth. FUCKING HELL THEY@LL EVEN MAKE YOU SIGN IT!!11!!!!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:42, Reply)
Hello, I am from tottenham and I am here for my free entitled health care. /heavy african accent.
For some reason that makes me laugh every time.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:46, Reply)
"I am in training to be a nurse"

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:47, Reply)
Paul Smith has some great spring/summer shirts this season, doesn't he?
First time in ages.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Yeah' man, but his cheapest shirt is double what I'd want to spend.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:45, Reply)
They're usually shit.
But I'm well impressed this year. Just got a lovely one with a bicycle pattern/print for 80 which I'm well chuffed with.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:48, Reply)
I had some Paul Smith stuff growing up, I think all my batmitzah stuff was, and I was probably being a brat about it 'cus it wasn't Ben Sherman.
If only I knew then what I know now.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:52, Reply)
That it doesn't matter because you're not a bender?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:54, Reply)
Paul Smith is miles better than Ben Sherman!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:56, Reply)
I tell what I like of his...
there's a men's perfume called Story. The bottle is in the shape of a book. It's very nice. You know, on a man. Obviously.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:58, Reply)
This is something I've always thought, since I was a kid.
There is one perfume that I love, I donno what it's called, but I've always liked it, since I was little. Ma' wore it when I was a kid, and it smells of "Parents are going out for the evening so Izabel* is coming over and I can stay up late and go on the internet**", it's really homely to me, and reminds me of sitting on the bed watching my parents get dressed up, just waiting for them to leave the house.

~~~~~ WAVEY LINES ~~~~

Anyway, my thought has always been, men like to smell women's perfume, and visa-versa. The idea is so it attracts them, so they like it. So why don't blokes just wear girl's perfume and visa-versa so they can have that smell all the time?

I mean, I thought this before I started liking girls and all that.

* She was our cleaner and baby sitter, but she litterally used to spend at least like 75% her wages on sweets for me, she was the closest I've ever had to a grandparent. I lost touch when I hit about 20 and I've tried every year since to get in contact, it wouldn't supprise me if she ain't around these days, but I proper loved her like a granny. Even when I moved out of the 'rents home, she would take 3 busses to clean my flat and she hid the wages until she left. She was proper good to me.

** From when you paid by the minute.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Yeah', that's what I mean, I was 12 and wanted Ben Sherman 'cus that was the in-thing for 12 year olds back in the day.
I was, probably (can't remember) being a brat 'cus I didn't get what I wanted (I got better).
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Oh man, I've had a headache for like 8 hours now =/

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:49, Reply)
Are you dehydrated?
That's usually the cause when I get headaches. Either that or excessive stress.

Evening, by the way. What's cracking? Apart from Kroney's legs, if this thread is to be believed.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:50, Reply)
I think I might be, you know. wouldn't supprise me. Aside from some tablets and a mouth of water, I was Nill By Mouth 'till 1...
... and at that point, it was a liter of some kind of sollution stuff. I normally drink at least a pint of liquid every hour 'cus the tablets make me thursty, but I ain't today. Gonna make sure I drink.

I don't reckon it's stress, I ain't ever had a stress related headache before, and I ain't under particular bad pressure at the mo', no worst than normal.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:57, Reply)
If your temples are sunken then it's very likely to be dehydration.
Take a few paracetamol, then drink a few litres of water. You should start to feel better after half an hour or so.

Assuming you're allowed to drink again, that is. If not, having a shower or bath works almost as well.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:00, Reply)
Yeah', I'm alright to drink, I got para in my usual evening stuff, can't have any more, but trust me, I've nuked this one when it comes to painkillers.
Spot on with the water, I really can't stand the thought of what I made for super though, it'll be good tomo for lunch or whatever. I'm craving pizza tonight.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Totally right with the temples. You're good at this stuff.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:08, Reply)
I'm good at lots of stuff ; )
It's because I'm old.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:19, Reply)
And DaYUM cute with it too ,)

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Sweet as a nut, sorted me right out, you did.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)
I bet I did, you filthy beast

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)
I was looking for silk PJs and found these, honestly, treat the mister by treating yourself, it would soo suite you.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Silk-Sleepwear-Pyjama-Night-Dress-Oriental-Kaftan-/200724959377?pt=UK_Men_s_Nightwear&hash=item2ebc23d091#ht_2513wt_1415
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:51, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Cozy-Sexy-Mens-Underwear-Brifes-Tanga-G-string-Pouchs-S-L-Strong-NA3-/120797477608?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&var=&hash=item61cce2aad7
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)
I am also
afflicted with a headache
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:52, Reply)
I'm not.
Just saying
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:54, Reply)
So am I
but I married him, so I have only myself to blame.

Oh, how we lolled...
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:54, Reply)
I love my auto-complete here.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:59, Reply)
you're such a sweetheart Gonz.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:00, Reply)
u noez eet.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:08, Reply)
How you're not arm-pit-deep in clunge I shall never know.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Like an action man up a fanny, to scale.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:19, Reply)
I can just see your little smiling-action-man face poking out.
If only I could photoshop
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:39, Reply)

  `o/
{(o)}
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)
hahahhaa

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)
now tell a "my mother in law...." joke

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)
My mother in law is so old
she's been dead for ten years.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:09, Reply)
oh. It's not a roof raising laugh of ajoke, is it?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)
I've just got changed
Before going out for a bite to eat and a few drinks.

I don't have a headache.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Neither do I.
I was just trying to be funny. I should have known better, really. Out for pie and mash tonight Jeff?

Ooooh, is there a 'hot' 'date'?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:02, Reply)
No hot date
I think I'm still banned from Match. A night in the pub with friends is in order.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Well, tell them we said hi.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:09, Reply)
you signed up for the other one, yet?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)
There's and internet wide ban in place, after what he did

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:16, Reply)
course not
It only crosses my mind if I get bored. This weekend I need to start writing a scope document for a new business idea I've had.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:21, Reply)
booooo
I was trying to guess which one was you
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:35, Reply)
do you have to join up to see profiles?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:39, Reply)
no
but you only see the ones who don't click 'don't allow strangers and weirdos who aren't on the site to look at you'
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)
And have you clicked such a button?
I do hope so.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
i clicked it, you ain't seeing my profile

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
As if I would.
/screenshotted it all half an hour ago
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Well, I went away to get me crochet hooks
and on the way I stripped a load of wallpaper. Started, couldn't stop
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:35, Reply)
here is the order of things on the wall
pink paint
crappy textured wallpaper
mid green paint
light green paint
army green paint
red (this may be plaster)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)
oh and a grim flowery border on top of all that

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
You should really stop talking to yourself, you know.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
It was an update thing
for people who care about my walls
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
I care.
what colour is this one going to be? Is this the one with the funky carpet? If so white might show it off
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
nah, this is the art room
so it's just going to be white, but I'll be covering it in whiteboards and cork and things to make notes on. Going to be a darkroom, too, so I have to get blackout blinds, too. Didn't mean to start it for a few weeks
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Can we see some photo updates?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:46, Reply)
other than pictures of layers of paint and wallpaper
(which I took earlier and probably will use to design some textiles project or something) there's not much to update. Had visitors the last two weekends, got more next weekend and a larp event the weekend after. Easter hols, however will be all about the decorating
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Stripping wallpaper is bare fun.
I can't wait to have my own place and do it up from top to bottom.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
this is totally what I'm doing
only it turns out there are important details like what the fuck you do with the big pile of paint and wallpaper, stuff costing money, lack of skillz and having to go to work
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:04, Reply)
Yeah that's the gay bits.
I'm more of a "buy furniture" person.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
so really for you a house would be more of a
an excuse to shop more?

I'm treating mine as a troublesome art project
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Oh I'd definitely do it up as well.
But all the hassle/rubbish etc wouldn't cross my mind because that's exactly what it is. Hassle. I'd just ignore it as much as possible.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I have a collection of art deco cabinets, wardrobes etc..
In my dining room because I've not got round to putting better joists into the rooms they're intended for.

I buy art deco furniture like Barry buys jackets.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)
If I were rich I'd have crazy shit like this
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-PATCHWORK-SOFA-CHAIR-Designers-Guild-fabrics-/150772765075?pt=UK_Antiques_AntiqueFurniture_SM&hash=item231ac1d193

it's probably best I'm not
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I buy a lot of stuff from here
www.andythornton.com/en-UK/products/architectural-antiques

They also buy old film sets for bars. Outrageous place.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:36, Reply)
You fold it all up (trying not to breathe in all the horrible damp polycell smell) and put it in bin bags
and take it to the tip.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
probably should have taken the stuff out of the room first, too

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)
DON'T DIE GONZ!!!!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
We should start a facebook page

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)
GONZ ANGEL OF AR HARTS 4EVA

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
How does one make a FB page?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)
step 1: go to FB
step 2: forget to spell
step 3: *shrugs*
step 4 WORLD DOMINATION
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
KLIK IF U LIEK DIZ AN REPST IT!!!!!!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)
i CLCKD BUT NUTHINI HAPENED!!1!1!!!one!!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)
OH NOES!! I FINK U JST KILLDED GONZ!!!111!!11!!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)
It's alright, I got a double decidance full house with a bunch of random sauces poured over the top, and some cookies'n'dips for afters.
I couldn't face the potato salad tonight, I'll deal with it tomo.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Should have been in Sheffield tonight seeing Killing Joke
Stuck at home working due to inept letting agents. I'm taking a short break to moan about this.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
booooooooooooooooooooooo:(

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:25, Reply)
*pretends to care*

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Thanks for your concern
It's appreciated.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I am drunk
more news as it happens.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Well done
I've decided to wake up early tomorrow and finish what I should have been doing tonight.

I'm playing catch-up.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I have to be in work for 9am tomorrow
I have decided I don't give a fuck and have opened a bottle of wine.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:42, Reply)
How much have you drunk so far?
All I have to do is complete a report and post it so it arrives on Monday - I think I've got the easier ride.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)
*cough*
two pints of Aspall's. In my defence, on an empty stomach, and it's been a long day...
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)
I'm not familiar with Aspalls
I'm unlikely to get drunk tonight because all that's left in the fridge is Holsten lager and I can't be arsed to go out and get anything better.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)
5% cider
tasty stuff, but christ it gets me hammered quickly.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Time for a dull TD anecdote
We were in a boozer in Okehampton once, which sold real cider. Hot day, sitting outside, looking up some woman's skirt.

I scoffed three pints of this real cider and wondered what all the West Country nonces raved about it for - I wasn't pissed at all. Then I stood up to go for a slash and fell flat on my face.

Cider gets me pissed from the feet up.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)
It just makes it really hard for me to focus
cycling home was an absolute hoot.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Cider in big quantities fucks your optic nerves up
Apple pips are cyanogenic and cyanide kills the optic nerve first. I'd have thought that mass produced stuff had that taken out or neutralised.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)


(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Hahahaha, that's my favourite Simpsons scene ever.
On another note ain't it amazing how a lack of a text back can ruin your great mood. I'm still in a great mood but not in *as* great a one.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Flowers girl again?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Who else.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Aww, Barry man
is she worth this bother? She sounds mega high maintenance. I know she's got issues and that but can you make it work with you at one end of the country and her at another?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I think she's worth it.
She's basically me but an incredibly hot girl. I'm back for Easter in two weeks and if nothing of any note happens over that period I think I'll reluctantly call it quits.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Just don't let her take the piss, eh?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Oh no that certainly won't be happening.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)
You're young and full of spunk, kid. You've got plenty of time to sow those wild oats, humanity can wait.
She's probably out having a good time that would be made better with you.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Cheers pal.
I've opened a bottle of port and shall be heading out into the wilderness shortly. Life's too short init?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Totes

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)
In other news... I have just ordered an iPad 3, 64gb, 4G + wifi.
Purchasing shiney gadgets = win.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Show off.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Yes.
At 718 including the extras I want I feel entitled to show off.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)
More than my car is worth :(

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Luckily for me it's deductible against tax.
Haven't treated myself to anything for about 3 years. Treating my wife too but with other things, after the last few months we both deserve it.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)
See, my idea of treating myself is to buy some brie when I go to Sainsbury's
not a 700 gadget.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Well, he did get in a magazine.
not bad for 4 weeks in a job: We knows a famous person
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)
I hope your surgery hurts. A lot.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Sorry mate.
Couldn't resist. I'm sure it will
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Brie is so two-seasons ago, it's all about the epposis these days, totally dig that stuff.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Brie isn't tax deductible.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
Dude, cancel that order if you can, 4G won't exist in the UK 'till 2014 at the very earliest.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
My job takes me abroad Gonz.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Mate, you know I love my gadgets and technology, a complete enphusiast who encouridges others, but I really think the '4G' model is a waste of time anywhere outside of the states.
1) Does the countrie(s) you go to support LTE? www.quora.com/What-countries-currently-support-4G-LTE
2) If you're using a UK chip, then despite allowances, they don't work abroad, so inside europe you'll be paying about [can't remember exactly] 2/mb, if you're outside of europe, then you're looking at about 6/mb (seriously, I ran 222mb @ 6/mb by accident in one day, in north cyprus).
3) At 75mb/s, or whatever it is exactly, for maths lets say it runs at 50mb/s, a 5GB monthly allouance will be potentially complete inside 1 minute and 40 seconds.

The only way it would be worth it, is if you go to just one of those LTE countries, and get a local datacard for that country, but be locked into some kind of PAYG or monthly contract, which'll odds are it'll fill up straight away.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I am going to be spending a lot of time in the states with work in future.
They are paying all costs apart from purchase & extended warranty, both of which I can claim back against tax. So I can't really lose.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Where in the US?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Dallas, Houston, Seattle and NY.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Dallas is fucking superb
My second favourite US City after Portland OR.

Houston I don't know at all, Seattle I've not spent much time in, NY is just a huge blob.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)
I hate NY after 36 hours there (been there at least 30 times over the last 8 years). Like Seattle - much more laid back than a lot of other places in the US. Yet to go to Dallas.
I know the states quite well, working at Coca-Cola I spent loads of time in Atlanta (often 6 weeks at a time), also spent quite a bit in San Diego, Arkansas (Bentonville) and Chicago (which I dislike almost as much as NY).

Went to Boston at Christmas and liked it.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)
There's only 3 States I've not visited.
Worked in Dallas for 6 weeks - I like San Diego, I love Chicago - get away from the touristy bits.

Never spent much time in Boston though.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Oh sweet ! in which case, *well jelly*, totally sweet.
Do you have a mac at home? You could use it to video-chat with the misses'n'kid.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Mrs has a Mac, I have a Lenovo, 16 gb ram, 500gb solid state hard drive, running W7Ulimate 64.
Love the speed of it, only problem is it's really heavy to carry about.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I reckon Facetime would be useful to you both then.
16gb ram in a laptop? I donno how that...[goes to ebuyer]... Woh', when did 8gb laptop dimms come out? That's some expensive kit, whats the screen like? How comes you got such high end kit, I can't imagine you coming close to using that much spec.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I used to use some very RAM heavy db software. That's the only reason.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Must be a big DB, and/or have some kind of caching/optimisation issues.
The DB would have to take up most of the HD to need that kind of requirement.

Not saying that the DBA or whatever is at fault, some systems don't scale and it's unforceable, if something doesn't take up any seconds, then timsing that by a million percent DB growth is still going to show a 0% time increase.... if you get what I mean.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)
"if this thread is to be believed"
That's right. I have better legs than all you bitches.

I have been drinking. Yay!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)
40 to 50 miles of cycling a week says otherwise, buster.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This, but
40 to 50 miles of cycling a week walking most places and years of working on my feet 8-12 hours a day
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Five miles a day with the hounds when I can

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)
If the landscape round your way is anything like ours, that's a good lot of exercise.
alright TD
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)
My usual walk
www.walkjogrun.net/routes/current_route.cfm?rid=C17E48B6-FF53-6F02-57179E826B89AADB

Not bad Woodside. Didn't do this today. Morning job in Mytholmroyd, afternoon job in Criggleston, emergency evening job in Baildon.

I've spent all day driving. And earning.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Nope
Yours are more muscular. Mine are more shapely. Although I will concede that you're likely to have a better arse than me. By which I mean "less hairy"
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I'm a woman
women's legs are bound to be more sgapely than men's ones.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
They should be gapely. To the point they should go all the way up and make a right fanny of themselves when they arrive.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Oh shush you
I was typing drunkenly and one-handed.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Not going to ask what the other hand is doing... though it may be to do with the picture of Quinten on the popular page.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I was leaning on it, you dirty minded fecker.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Dirty minded? I am as pure as new snow.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha ha bullshit are you
perhaps the 'snow' Monty keeps in his wallet.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I should have added snow + that has been driven over multiple times by London buses and been puked on by lots of tramps.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Oh man, I bet you could crack a coconut between your legs like a nut cracker cracks a wallnut.
That's one hellova lucky Mr Berk.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)
I reckon I could have a good go at a Xenia Onatopp, yeah.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
My favourite bond girl

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Haha, I wouldn't even need a machetti if I was on a desert island with you.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Man, you so should learn how to do this, it would be totally sexy-bad-ass.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOoNSbUZsRA
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)
omg I remember that bastard kick from streetfighter 2
my housemate would just do that THE WHOLE TIME until I punched him IRL and got a punch in on the game
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)
You need to fireball or uppercut that cunt

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)
i probably did
but this was 18 years ago so I can't really remember
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)
I'd suggest a new thread
But I'm half-heartedly squinting at a glass of room temperature lager and wondering if I'm up for it.

And my cats seem to be having a festival of piss in the kitchen right now.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Active thread is still active, no need for a new one.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
It's active.
Like exhausted miners struggling out of the pitshaft after a gruesome disaster are active.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I had an MRI scan fairly recently.
Despite the general stressed-ness and noise of the situation I actually fell sound asleep.
They thanked me afterwards for staying so still.
I told them it was no problem.
;)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I also had a CAT scan and a finger up the bumhole.
That wasn't quite as relaxing.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)

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