I like the warm feeling you get around your crotch when they CT you. It's got all the nice feeling of weeing yourself without any of the smell or mess.
I was determind to get a bath in my new joint, it ain't like I have baths often, but when I do, they're bliss. Got some proper nice smelly stuff too. I'm just sayin', you know, in case you wanna come over and have a bath. I'll even put the dressing gown over the radiator.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Your first and second sentences are disturbingly juxtaposed

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)

You're a true gentleman, Gonz
but I'm far too tired to be any kind of good company.
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)

It's alright, not tonight, I want a bath too and the boiler won't have enough hot water for two baths, and we're both too stubern to reliquish the not-tap-end of the bath*.
Open ended offer though, for, well, ermm.... well, unfortuantly for the forceable future.

* Wanna know if someone is a proper pimp? Bath tap in the middle. That's a player right there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Nothing doing with your doctor friend?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Donno yet, counting it as a no 'till I know differently, but I know she wants to come over tomo, so it's looking promising.
Her photography is fucking amazing and she spent a day, a couple of weeks ago, playing with a pug pup.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Oh, and that was a bit of sad news I got today, my boiler is 20 years old, and it won't last another couple of years...
... so I have to add it onto the cost of doing up the kitchen 'cus I'd have to rip out the kitchen to do it anyway. That's a bit sucky, gonna have to wait a bit longer for the kitchen now, ain't the end of the world, not by a logn shot, but was looking forward to it.

0o0o0o0o OH OH OH , I should have mentioned, we paid for the ikea designer, and it's laughably shit, we're gonna get our money back. Half the cupboards don't line up, 4 doors will actually be unopenable and the fucking sink is in the fucking corner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)