I am drunk
more news as it happens.
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well done
I've decided to wake up early tomorrow and finish what I should have been doing tonight.

I'm playing catch-up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)

I have to be in work for 9am tomorrow
I have decided I don't give a fuck and have opened a bottle of wine.
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:42, Reply)

How much have you drunk so far?
All I have to do is complete a report and post it so it arrives on Monday - I think I've got the easier ride.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)

*cough*
two pints of Aspall's. In my defence, on an empty stomach, and it's been a long day...
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I'm not familiar with Aspalls
I'm unlikely to get drunk tonight because all that's left in the fridge is Holsten lager and I can't be arsed to go out and get anything better.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)

5% cider
tasty stuff, but christ it gets me hammered quickly.
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Time for a dull TD anecdote
We were in a boozer in Okehampton once, which sold real cider. Hot day, sitting outside, looking up some woman's skirt.

I scoffed three pints of this real cider and wondered what all the West Country nonces raved about it for - I wasn't pissed at all. Then I stood up to go for a slash and fell flat on my face.

Cider gets me pissed from the feet up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)

It just makes it really hard for me to focus
cycling home was an absolute hoot.
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Cider in big quantities fucks your optic nerves up
Apple pips are cyanogenic and cyanide kills the optic nerve first. I'd have thought that mass produced stuff had that taken out or neutralised.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Hahahaha, that's my favourite Simpsons scene ever.
On another note ain't it amazing how a lack of a text back can ruin your great mood. I'm still in a great mood but not in *as* great a one.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Flowers girl again?

(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Who else.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Aww, Barry man
is she worth this bother? She sounds mega high maintenance. I know she's got issues and that but can you make it work with you at one end of the country and her at another?
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I think she's worth it.
She's basically me but an incredibly hot girl. I'm back for Easter in two weeks and if nothing of any note happens over that period I think I'll reluctantly call it quits.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Just don't let her take the piss, eh?

(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Oh no that certainly won't be happening.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)

You're young and full of spunk, kid. You've got plenty of time to sow those wild oats, humanity can wait.
She's probably out having a good time that would be made better with you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Cheers pal.
I've opened a bottle of port and shall be heading out into the wilderness shortly. Life's too short init?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Totes

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)