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Well, it looks like I killed OT
How was your weekend and what does next week hold in store?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)
alright JeffTheDogFucker
Thanks to my employer's generous holiday allowance and my tendency to put off booking holidays till the last minute, my weekend has been four days long. Next week I'm not in till Thursday, so until then I'm going to drink and smoke myself to oblivion.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)
That sounds good to me

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Top stuff Woodside!
What have you done this weekend?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Apart from giving the next assignment on my distance learning course a brief glance, fuck all.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:40, Reply)
What are you learning - from afar?

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)
He's learning how far apart things are from one another

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
hahaha

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Or as it's more formally known, astronomy.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
A professional qualification, an SCS Diploma in Cosmetic Science.
www.cosmeticlearning.com/

Since I've been doing this stuff every day at work for 2 1/2 years it's nae great shakes.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Is a SCS Diploma better than a DFS one?

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Probably.
If DFS's diplomas are anything like their sales, once you start them you will literally never finish them.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
It still has to end THIS WEEKEND

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Start now.
STUDY LATER!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
You murderer
Really fucking busy weekend here, doing shit with kids.
Yesterday took my son to a storytelling thing at the RSC in Stratford then to a play at the MAC in Birmingham.
Today we took him and his cousin to an outdoor bounds type thing near Tamworth, which involved orienteering, den building, fire lighting and eating baked potatoes.
I'm bloody knackered.
Now drinking beer.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I used to live ten minutes walk from the MAC
I only ever went there once after it reopened. Shame.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I really like it
They have some good stuff, although sadly I mostly get to see the kids stuff. The park next to it is really nice too.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)
kings heath park just up the road is better
it's dead whenever cannon hill is packed, so you can take your bottle of chilled white and a book and your ipod and barely see anyone bar the occasional dog walker even on the sunniest days. bliss.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Do I have to take my kids with me?

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Having your own kids with you might make it easier to nonce up some new ones.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
It does get boring noncing the same ones over and over

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Yeah, get some new ones.
You need a bit of variety.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
there's no kiddies play area
which is why it's dead and cannon hill's heaving. I have had numerous cheeky smokes in that park and never once been bothered by anyone.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
This ^ post begs a strikethrough.
And yet I can't seem to find one.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Allow me
sm bl
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)
The last time I had sex outdoors was nearly ten years ago
and in all that time I have not been persuaded that trying it again is a good idea.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)
den building and fire lighting sounds brilliant.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)
It was good fun
It was good to be able to charge around like nutters outside in the sunshine too. It has been winter for too long, i think we are all ready for spring now.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Hell yeah!
I hope we get an extended period of nice weather this year.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Meh and work to both questions
I did have two icecreams today though so not all is lost I suppose.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Oh, berk.
You know the rules.

Just ONE Cornetto.

Will your extra work be appreciated or rewarded?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)
are we talking at home or at work here?
not that it really matters; the answer's the same either way.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I worry about you.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Pfft
sweet of you but unnecessary.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
No, what I mean is
Why on earth do you feel the need to have TWO ice-creams.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Because they came in a pack of three
and I do a lot for TB, so I'm damned if he's getting two thirds of MY ice cream.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I heard that your ice-cream brings all the boys to the patio
Or something.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:23, Reply)
It brings the podge to my waistline is more likely
although I can and do make good ice cream...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I want to try your brown bread ice cream.
(I'm sure it was you who said you made it).
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Yeah, that was me
its gert lush.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:26, Reply)
more misery from a wasted life.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Never mind.
Who knows what next week will bring.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)
death and despair.
MARK MY WORDS!!!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
It might just be one or the other.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)
you bright side hipster you.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Fuck yeah.
Once, right. My glass. You know my glass, yeah? Well it was THREE QUARTERS FULL!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)
I don't even own a glass :'(

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Now you're just 'beaker'ing.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
stop being mean, you made me feel pint sized there :'(

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Sorry. I'm not trying to mug you off.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I can't handle this. Now you see where my problems stem from.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Sorry. my old China.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Alright quenderinos?

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Yo! Bendy McQuender.
Did you watch Fiona on the telly at eight this evening?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)
No, I didn't know she was on.
What was she wearing?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Two nice days on the trot. I made sure to stay in.
I also made sure to keep a friend in, too. Online games, you see.

The sun. It burnsss usss.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Evening Kronster.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Jeff
owt on?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)
I'm watching MOTD2
I'm also wearing jeans, a t-shirt and a pair of shell-toes.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Easy, Barry. Not all of us are shoe aficionados.
A pair of what?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Adidas shell toes.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)
You're still saying it like I should know what the hell you're on about.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)
What?

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Sneakers with a rubber toe cap.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Like Converse?

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Nope.
Like these www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000N35PRM/ref=asc_df_B000N35PRM6939977/?tag=hydra0b-21&creative=22134&creativeASIN=B000N35PRM&linkCode=asn
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Sneakers? *Sneakers*?

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Sneakers.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Trainers

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Nope. Sneakers.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:37, Reply)
When I become tyrant, I'm having you shot.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:37, Reply)
When you become Craig Richards and Lee Burridge?

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)
What?

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Tyrant.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)
I'm assuming this is one of your pop bands you keep going on about.
Fine, they can be shot, too.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Yes. A faggy synthpop duo, who used to work with Sasha.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Do they also refer to trainers by the American term?
It's going to be nail guns for the lot of you.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:44, Reply)
I don't know.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:45, Reply)
With rusty nails.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:46, Reply)
But what I really want to know is what was La Bruce wearing this evening.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Good weekend.
Last night I ended up with three girls I'd never met before pining over me in a club. I didn't even give them my last name but this morning they'd all added me on Facebook. I wish I was remotely interested in any of them cos I'd be all set.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)

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