a little story that i once witnessed. which i will tell, as it's so quiet on here today.
when i was a student, i lived over in the delights of scumley-by-bow, in east london. there were no cash points and precious few shops, not even a bus route, because even the alsatians and muggers walked around there in pairs. so pretty much the only shop we had on the doorstep was a chippie.

i was heading home one night when i saw a scene in the glass window that made me freeze in my tracks and forever note the difference between Man and Woman. it was a behemoth of a guy, probably at the thick end of 20 stone, with the biggest battered whale and an entire irish potato famine of chips in front of him. he had lifted his t-shirt up to his chin and was whacking his giant wobbly white hairy gut to make it flobble for the amusement of all his mates.

and i thought, no woman would ever ever ever do that. and if she did, her mates would not be cheering her on.

not that this is an inequality that annoys me, so really not a good answer. oh well. at least you got A response.

i would fuck off somewhere with a roof terrace, like coq d'argent, and get cunted on pimms.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:43, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

good pimms needs ginger beer and gin to make it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Fireball and ginger beer with ice and a slice of lime is lovely.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

What is a fireball?
Apart from the ball of fire
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Whisky

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Cinnamon whisky, very nice

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

i read this post and would like my money back please

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

yes
how much did you donate to get that lovely icon?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:46, Reply)

4 hundred million pounds, i'll count your post as 0.0000000001% of that please

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)

swipey is far more expensive than that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:48, Reply)

i would find taht very surprising

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)

that is because you have the finesse and perceptions of a snorting walrus

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)

i think yuo have confused me with your vagina

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)

because you're such a cunt, you mean?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)

yes, and also because we are both hideously unattractive to men

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

oh dear
and you were doing so well. somehow i am sensing your heart isn't really in it today.

is dawn still messing you around?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)

i'm just stoking the fires til you ask me out again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

cool
ok i have it in my diary to ask you out in around 2019, so you keep that bonfire burning, baby.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Sets alarm for 8.19 tonight

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

but how will i get hold of you?
i know, just post your mobile number on here...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

its 07... hey wait a minute, STOP ASKING ME OUT YOU TERRIBLE WHORE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

ha
sooo nearly. never mind.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Slowly insulting and mocking someone so you can sleep with them, aka 'The SexFace'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

whatever happened to him?
did he finally delete his account and kill himself?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

We can but hope.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

No

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

haha, finally the mask is revealed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Actually i disagree with this
the centres of certain towns on weekend nights, you could easily see some fat trollop wobling her belly for the amusement of a group of her cracking sistaz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Good use of the word 'flobble,' there

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:59, Reply)