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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt: a bottle of water is a very kind gesture. I don't tend to give money to the homeless because the way I see it, they'll only spend it on booze. So in a highly efficient time-saving measure, I spend it on booze. I even drink it for them. But do they thank me?
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alt: a bottle of water is a very kind gesture. I don't tend to give money to the homeless because the way I see it, they'll only spend it on booze. So in a highly efficient time-saving measure, I spend it on booze. I even drink it for them. But do they thank me?
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
They'd probably say you could keep your Pink Screaming Cosmotini-Colada
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Oh my god, is that a GAY joke?!
Wow, it's been such a long time since I saw one that I hardly recognised it. I congratulate you on your strikingly original wit, sir.
(Feel bad now, the name of the drink did actually make me giggle)
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Wow, it's been such a long time since I saw one that I hardly recognised it. I congratulate you on your strikingly original wit, sir.
(Feel bad now, the name of the drink did actually make me giggle)
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
You make it sound like the rest of this board comes up with varied and original insults for each other
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
My, you have thrown the gauntlet down,
you obstreperous purveyor of second-rate musical theatre.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
you obstreperous purveyor of second-rate musical theatre.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
You leftover ticket stub from a divorced Dad's disappointing family trip to the zoo.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Not one of my own, but
You are indirectly responsible for the existence of Russell Brand.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
You are indirectly responsible for the existence of Russell Brand.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Oof, harsh words!
You less-favoured sibling whose school reports never meet your father's expectations, but simply provide yet another twist of the dagger in his heart that you already were.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
You less-favoured sibling whose school reports never meet your father's expectations, but simply provide yet another twist of the dagger in his heart that you already were.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
You Christmas Decoration left hanging in the window of the costcutter by Waterloo that has dead wasps hanging on it and has been there since at least 2009.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Have just reached my gay jokes limit break for today
+1 handbag flail
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
+1 handbag flail
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Some people are just ungrateful.
I then went round the corner and saw a guy sitting in a doorway begging for change. I didn't buy him a bottle of water. Does that make me a terrible person?
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I then went round the corner and saw a guy sitting in a doorway begging for change. I didn't buy him a bottle of water. Does that make me a terrible person?
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Nah
One good deed a day makes you a fabulous person. Two makes you Esther Rantzen. You dodged a bullet
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
One good deed a day makes you a fabulous person. Two makes you Esther Rantzen. You dodged a bullet
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
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