Cameron reminded me of The Simpsons with his "There is no need to panic buy, but y'know I wouldn't want to run out of petrol":
"So, professor: would you say it's time for everyone to panic?"
"Yes I would, Kent."
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I for one welcome our tanker driving overlords.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

That was ridiculous, wasn't it?
"No need to panic buy, but, you know, if you happen to be passing a petrol station, it probably wouldn't hurt to top up'

Well, thanks for that. Idiot.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

"Ladies and Gentlemen of Britain, I have prepared the following statement."
"OH MY HOLY LIVING CHRIST!!!!! THERE'S NO PETROL LEFT IN BRITAIN!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

SAVE YOURSELLLLLLLVESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

Thank you, Prime Minister.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

DON'T PANIC but we are all going to die.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)