Today's cufflinks are by Paul Smith and I am wearing cologne by Givenchy Gentleman.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Then you are a frightful povvo.
Givenchy do not make a single decent fragrance.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Yes they do. Givenchy Gentleman is a classic men's fragrance.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

You are wrong.
You need Guerlain, Hermes or Dior.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

The cologne I own that's the most popular with women
is by Ted Baker.

I also own cufflinks, but that isn't relevant.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I have many.
Chicks dig Issey Miyake, but it should only be worn in summer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Same here.
Handily seperated into daytime and evening categories.

It's my one properly poncey aspect.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Czech and Speake's No.88 is the best male scent by a long chalk.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

And I've just bought a new one
because I *finally* found some after four years of looking.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Have you heard of 'Google'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

You couldn't get it for love nor money over here
for some time.

Edit: Fuck, it's been discontinued. I'm going to have to stock up.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)

by Ted Baker made with rohypnol
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Actually, I think you'd be pleasantly surprised.
I'm surprisingly sophisticated in some areas, you know.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

i quite like "very irresistible"
but i wouldn't buy it. jo malone all the way baby.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I also wear Commes des Garcons.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

o u
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Very Irresistible
is the best of their bunch, but they just don't have any staying power.

you can't beat a bit of No 5.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

"Lost In New York" is my favourite.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)

hints of John Carpenter?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I was thinking more John Hughes.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Oh come on, no-one wants to smell of stale Mackauly Caulkin.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Apart from Michael Jackson

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)

No, but I am going to make this Jo Malone joke work if it fucking kills me...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Best of luck with that.
Best delete your account just before your next attempt, to be safe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Will you delete my account for me after?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Sure, just gaz me your password.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)

It's BOWIEISGOD

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)

The missus loves Jo Malone.
This makes Christmas and birthdays very easy indeed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)

lime, basil and mandarin for the day
red roses for the night.

easy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

She likes the pomegranate noir.
I bought her the blue agava and cacao at Christmas. This post has been brought to you by knowsfartoomuchaboutthissortofthing.com.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)

i have pomegranate noir on now!
my friend bought me some for my birthday. i like it a lot, but overall prefer a more citrussy scent.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I wear D&G "La Roue de La Fortune 10"
Which is actually a ladies fragrence, which shows how much perfume designers know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

darling badger
how is this helping the "badger is bent" meme?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I couldn't give a tuppeny fuck, my sweet
The ladies love it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

hmmmmm
lulling them into a false sense of gay best mate security eh?

very sneaky.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)

quite the opposite.
Mind, one of my closest mates was responsible for some of the D&G Anthology stuff and he's an absolute fleet of berties so perhaps that explains why some of the womens stuff is better on blokes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Hahaha "fleet of berties"

( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Nicking that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Fact

( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:05, Reply)

It was from John Sessions on QI
doing an impression of Edward Fox.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)

ditto clothes
much of the haute couture stuff is designed for teenage boys, with long flat torsos and stomachs!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)

You preening cockaninny

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)