I just don't buy things at the moment
I do this, by not going shopping or looking on ebay. It works out okay generally.

I'm doing a detox thing at the moment, so no food but plenty of water and liquids.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Oh man, there is no possible way that can be in any way unhealthy at all.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I've given up commenting
there seems to be some bet with /OT women as to which one can kill themselves first with crackpot detox schemes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

I just enjoy the idea that they are all sat in a line trying to suck lemon juice up their bumholes.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

lemony bumhole
best of all the bumholes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

personally i prefer mortgage bumhole

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

how about a cat infested one?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)

mmm
scratchy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

interest only?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)

i get lots of interest in my bumhole, thank you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)

only because your boyfriend was gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)

how do i click "i don't like this" ?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)

you go to http://www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/
and set up a poll asking everyone if they think that Naked Ape is a prick.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I hope you thanked him for setting that up?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)

You know what, I think that might have just been the straw that broke the camels back.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I reckon I would get proper skinny
on just drinking ginger beer. It's healthy, damnit, ginger is good for you or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

they work!
although it's expensive. i have to keep buying new clothes.

this does not help the budgeting q above.

my idea of budgeting: card accepted? goooood. card declined? fuuuuuck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

to make you lose weight, I'm sure they do
so does ameobic dsyentry. or famine. death. doesn't make any of them a good idea.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

where do i get some of that amoebic thing?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

polleted far-eastern watercourses are a good bet.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)

anywhere around the strand or kensington?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

if you try hard enough, I'm sure.
it can be a touch fatal though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)

fuck, i just clicked that by mistake!
oh well. at least i'd look damn thin in the coffin. maybe i could get a tan out there as well, and then i could line it all with white satin.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I checked with the doctor and he said it was alright
Easter week is a good time to do it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I'd ask for his GP licence back if he did.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

My metabolism is so slow
he reckoned I won't actually miss eating for a couple of days.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)

like I said, I'm giving up commenting on this sort of daftness.
you are certain he's not an imposter? cos he's certainly a cretin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

i wonder what you'd think of the eyelash implants that i had at the weekend
if we're talking about daftness.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)

depends.
on how likely it is to adversely affect your health.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)

i think the main risks are infection from the salon, like conjunctivitis
and allergies to the glue. both of which seem to be ok.

but if i told you what it cost or that it took 3 hours to achieve, i think you'd find it pretty daft. looks damn good though. i look like bambi*!

(*awaits dead mother joke from al)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I still remember where I was.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)

in the cinema, weeping into your popcorn?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)

+ from your cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Yeah, I had made a hole in the bottom of the box and put it on my lap so the girl next to me would stroke my cock when I offered her some.
Shame I was at the cinema with my mum.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)

unlike me and AA?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)

*puts left index finger on nose*
*points at swipe with right index finger*

Are you going to get angry with me about this? I mean, I don't mind, but it would seem a bit unfair since you brought it up in the first place.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)

depends if you poke me in the eye with that finger

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Strikethrough finger end strikethrough cock
HILARITYLOLZ!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)

KAPLOWIE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)

that makes me feel a little sick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)

they're not really implanted!
they're just false ones. they glue them to your own lashes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)

*shudder*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)

it's quite relaxing really
well, the second eye was. the first one she stuck the sticker too tightly onto my lower lid and pulled it, so it kept winking open and getting glue in it. OW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I'm going to get my haircut at the place with the hiarwashing girl with big breasts
i find that terribly relxaing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)

AGHHHHH GLUE IN YOUR FUCKING EYELIDS GNNAHHHH FUCK OFF FUCK OFF NO WAY.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)

I'm pretty sure
he was leaning on the wall outside a doctor's office, and his shirt was quite white.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)

"hi everybody"
"hi dr nick"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)

This is why letting GPs take charge of multimillion pound budgets is a fucking stupid idea.
Especially if they can't even do the job they are actually trained for correctly.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)

well quite.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)

he is clearly an idiot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

I couldn't decide whether to click this, or the post above
So I decided to treat myself and click them both.

If someone is thick enough to make themselves believe that purposefully depriving your body of a necessity can be a good thing, they deserve to die
(TheColonel, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)

His pole dancing classes after surgery must be very popular

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)