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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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one thread by lunchtime. it's a new low for OTwhat other striking lows have there been?
what about the high points?
alt: is anyone who describes themselves as "an intellectual" automatically a total wanker who is not intellectual enough to understand this? are YOU an intellectual?
alt alt: it's nearly 12. what are you shovelling down your fat throat today?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:48,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Alt alt: Looks like tonight's Needoo fest is OFF. Oi'm roight gutted Oi arm.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:51,
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i only just got your text from sat, darlingsorry about that. stupid iphone doesn't tell you when your message inbox is full. i just deleted some and it gushed about 100 texts out :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:53,
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shit phone is shit shocker, somebody get Rupert Murdoch on the phone(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)
What it was, was, right, that the GIGANTIC FILE SIZE of my cock-gazwas SO HUGE that it crashed the entire network.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:57,
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phones usually resize MMS pictures anywayMonty is lying on the internet, i'm putting him on ignore for that
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That's alright. Nae bother, paaal.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:56,
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I'd have thought that you were too much of a snob to eat Batchelors Super Noodles(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:58,
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I'm waiting to find out if he's got oak flooring in the new place(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:59,
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is that an actual flavour of super noodle?these are from my local Thai takeaway.
you are however correct in your assertions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:59,
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I don't knowI was always more of a pot noodle fan.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:00,
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OWROIGHT OZZAY?Way to dispel those regional stereotypes, Tangers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:02,
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I refuse to acknowledge that I am in the West MidlandsThis will always be Warwickshire as far as I am concerned.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:24,
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I liked this pot noodle advert (best with sound)www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W3O2Meo2Mk
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:02,
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I prefered this one:www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs0WCUZqoJg
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:14,
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there is a mexican chilli onebut they all require extra curry powder/brown sauce/herbs, etc to make them nicer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:12,
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Alt: I don't understand the question.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:58,
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altI am definitely an intellechul, i got books and everythink.
altalt: i'm out of supernoodles. Not sure what to do
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:59,
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i'm no noodle-snatcher!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:02,
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certainly a pork fondler
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:07,
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I am not an intellectual, I'm just cleverer than some and more interested in learning stuff than most.I had a packet of kettle crisps just now. I do enjoy those. Looks like I'm going to be cooking tonight as opposed to, oh I don't know, paying somebody else to cook for me.
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Kroney, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:02,
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Alt: the term smacks of first-rate cuntery if you ask me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:08,
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is that why you have it on your business cards?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:08,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:09,
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*he can't afford cigarettes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:13,
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Yeah, but I can't afford cigarettes, either.7 fucking pounds a packet. I don't even smoke and I'm outraged.
4 quid a pint and 1.40 a litre of fuel. What the FUCK is going on?
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Kroney, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:16,
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£4 a pint?!not round here, i don't think
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:22,
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having said that it was about£5 a cocktail the other nightbut beer should be cheap.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:31,
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It is fucking ridiculous. A combination of a massive increase in indirect taxation and inflation. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:24,
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I appreciate there's an economic crisis going on, and everythingbut it seems that certain areas are being targetted with unfair heavy-handedness.
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Kroney, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:35,
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Alt: Yep, I described myself as such when I was about 15. I was a wanker.I still am but hide it better.
AltAlt: home-made curry leftovers. I fully expect it to be nommier than it was last night, but lunch is a ways off yet *sadface*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:16,
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Nope, but i did enjoy the books back then, as I said, a wanker.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:27,
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by the narrowest of margins.But I haven't measured my height in a long time.
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Given the whole 'Battered height' meme I am taking every opportunity I can to demonstrate there are shorter people around here than me.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:28,
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How long?Surely you stopped growing years ago?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:35,
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depends if he is watching fiona bruce on the telly i expect(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:39,
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Much closer to the Gonz end of things.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:24,
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when did we start using b3tans as measurements?I am approx 3 spangolins in height and half a rachelswipe in weight
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you'd be deadare you posting from beyond the grave?
what a fucking thought
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:26,
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what are you talking about?Half a rachelswipe is equivalent to four manoliths, a Bobby and an Agnostic Antichrist, isn't it?
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they're all much shorter than mei'm approximately 2.5 times their combined height
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Does that make you about 15' tall?And maybe 5 stone in weight?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:26,
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If I were as tall as youI'd be the right weight for my height. I just need to stretch
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:42,
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We came to the conclusion last night that a meter stick should be elasticated depending on how someone carries their height and stature.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:27,
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Oh indeed.The Gonz Effect. Personality makes up for a mere physical lack of inches.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:29,
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If I lay down on my back, I can get a good few inches. It's the the horizontal equivolent of going on tip-toes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:40,
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How much taller than you would you say I was?A couple of inches, maybe?
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Kroney, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:28,
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I reckon you have at least 4 inches on him.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:30,
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So that'd make him about 5'10?I don't care overly, I just heard that he was suprisingly short.
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Kroney, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:32,
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5'8" and a half.The Half is important, in fact he's started rounding it up. So, sound like you have a good 6" to play with.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:36,
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Don't worry, it'll look about right, in proportion.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:42,
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Have you tried chatting up squirrels?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:53,
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:41,
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strikethrough on end strikethrough inHilarity ensues
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:34,
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I have a corniation chicken sandwich and a packet of crisps.But then on the way into work I went past a different japanese shop and I saw they had one of my favorites, tempora seaweed snack things, so I got one of those too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:17,
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I need to find a place to get japanese rice snacks, they're my favourite.Gonz, do you know a place to get japanese rice snacks?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:52,
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Alt. not if they are an intellect tual no, if they are a delusional oik, yes.Alt alt, still In bed. Tired. Nothing yet bar Ribena
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:27,
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^ Lazy git reinforcing the perceptions of students right here^ (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:29,
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panda sex!www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9182458/Giant-pandas-at-Edinburgh-zoo-have-just-two-days-to-get-pregnant.html
even pandas are getting more than me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:35,
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No wonder the fuckers are dying out.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:39,
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The mating habits of LARPers have yet to be observed.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:45,
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i wish that were true :((
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:46,
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A question has arisen today that you might be able to help me with.Why do digital cameras have ISO settings? They don't use film...
*scratches head*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:49,
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But the sensitivity of the CCD can be altered. Something to do with boosting signals, hence 'noise' at higher ISOs, the equivilent of the hiss getting louder when you turn up a badly tuned radio. That's why it's more noticable in bottom end cameras - my D300 is pretty damn good up to about 1600, but my compact camera looks ropey at 400
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:52,
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That's sort of what we thought.Especially with the cheaper cameras, the 'auto' function will increase the ISO rather than the flash duration when there isn't much light. It makes for some very noisy images.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:54,
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yeahswitch off auto ISO, it's mostly annoying. That or make it a feature
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:56,
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quite the oppositelarping is where (some) nerds get sex (admittedly not me). I know a few that have bred. Scary stuff
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:45,
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pandas need moreswingers clubs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:43,
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You'd think so, but then there's always another generation of fat emo larpers round the corner, where the hell do they come from?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:44,
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My lunch todayIncludes a packet of roast beef Monster Munch.
More news as it happens.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:43,
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pickled onion are better(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:44,
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If you have to tell people you're an intellectualthen you're not an intellectual. It's like those people who have to tell you they're 'wacky'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:44,
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Exactly.They are obviously physically repulsive and fooling nobody.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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Last night I cooked up Beef, Chorizo, Red Onion, Tomatoes, Bacon and Cream. Then stirred it in to pasta and linguine. Then topped it with Mozzarella the stuck it in the oven. Then left it to go cold. That is my Lunch.
I thank you for your time
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Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:46,
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i thought linguine was pasta?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:46,
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YesI was not very clear. I used two types. One short and stubby the other long and stringy.
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Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:50,
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DING DING DING, we have a winner.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:49,
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Had my exit interview todayAll very civilised. Probably going to view a flat in E1 tomorrow afternoon, the agent is trying to get me to look at some horribly expensive places too but I don't think so.
All the nice places in my price range are either gone or not available until mid-May :(
Alt: I'm not stepping into your devilish snare, lawyerly woman!
Alt alt: ham salad cob adulterated with hot chilli pickle from The Pickle Man.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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Why don't you rent Gonz's spare room?You could steal his fags and he'd cook for you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:51,
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He never offered :(I don't think I'd care for living with another person, though, I'm pretty misanthropic most of the time.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:13,
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I'm afraid I don't have a spare room, but even if I did, the days of living with someone I'm not fucking are waaay over.EC1 is barbican/farringdon, where I work. I fucking love it here, but I wouldn't want to live here, if I could afford the flat, then it'll be on ones of the rough local athority places.... and if I couldn't afford the room (eg, it would be fucking lush), it would cost too much to live.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:30,
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Seriously, we're talking like just shy of £7 for Pall Malls in Tescos here, with the increase.And there are no big supermarkets anyway.
It really is worth moving out a bit and traveling, I call it London Tax 'cus everything, fags/drinks/whatever is 20% more expensive the more central you go.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:32,
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Alt alt: I'm so bored I've just picked up twenty quids worth of drawAnd ann about to shovel it down me for lunch.
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Tenner says I give almost all of it to my brother. I don't even like it, I have no idea why I picked up.
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If only you'd thought of doing that on Saturday night...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:55,
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i thought it might be a house furnishing thing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:52,
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You know whats weird, right.All my mates who was into that, dropped it the moment they wanted to do things with their life, which unfortunatly for most of them, was like 2 years after they dropped out of uni, mostly 'cus of doing so much.
I'm not sure if it's relivent that they now are mental on the coke.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:20,
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I'm hungry and uninspired.The high point is that I've made progress on my college application. Only the actual statement to goooo. Plus living sitch next year is almost sorted. The future's a bit scary.
Alt: Pretentious as fuck. They might meet the criteria for intellectualism but I dislike people who are all superior about it.
Alt alt: Nommy sammich. Not particularly nommy. And a kitkat.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:50,
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Why are you downgrading from uni to collage?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:27,
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High point was a ham, pork and jalapeno butty.This was dinner, so I suppose I've multitasked the question.
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