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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh? I heard you were quite short.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I am between Gonz and CQ in terms of height.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)
And shorter than me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
by the narrowest of margins.
But I haven't measured my height in a long time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Given the whole 'Battered height' meme I am taking every opportunity I can to demonstrate there are shorter people around here than me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
You should exercise some meme restraint.
And just say no.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)
How long?
Surely you stopped growing years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)
depends if he is watching fiona bruce on the telly i expect

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
fuck knows.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Much closer to the Gonz end of things.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)
when did we start using b3tans as measurements?
I am approx 3 spangolins in height and half a rachelswipe in weight
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)
you'd be dead
are you posting from beyond the grave?

what a fucking thought
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:26, Reply)
what are you talking about?
Half a rachelswipe is equivalent to four manoliths, a Bobby and an Agnostic Antichrist, isn't it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:27, Reply)
that would also make you pretty fat!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
they're all much shorter than me
i'm approximately 2.5 times their combined height
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Does that make you about 15' tall?
And maybe 5 stone in weight?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I'm that bloke off avatar's big brother

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
If I were as tall as you
I'd be the right weight for my height. I just need to stretch
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
We came to the conclusion last night that a meter stick should be elasticated depending on how someone carries their height and stature.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Oh indeed.
The Gonz Effect. Personality makes up for a mere physical lack of inches.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
If I lay down on my back, I can get a good few inches.
It's the the horizontal equivolent of going on tip-toes.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:40, Reply)
How much taller than you would you say I was?
A couple of inches, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
I reckon you have at least 4 inches on him.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:30, Reply)
So that'd make him about 5'10?
I don't care overly, I just heard that he was suprisingly short.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
5'8" and a half.
The Half is important, in fact he's started rounding it up. So, sound like you have a good 6" to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:36, Reply)
lucky him

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Nah, that's average, that.
I wouldn't brag about average.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I have a tiny willy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Don't worry, it'll look about right, in proportion.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
no, it's tiny, even proportionately.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Poor Dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)
it's like a pickled acorn.
;(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Have you tried chatting up squirrels?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)
as I said, I am approximating.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)

am approximating have measured myself since last night, found out I am actually only 5'7" and so will continue to claim not to know for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)

7 5
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
strikethrough on end strikethrough in
Hilarity ensues
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)

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