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Mein Gott!This time last week I was mincing about in my sequinned Y-fronts.
Tonight it's snowing.
Isn't weather brilliant!
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:05,
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Yes. as long as there are no follow up question, yes it is.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:07,
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why don't you want a follow up question?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:09,
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If we didn't have weatherGod would be able to look down and see us so we should be grateful.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:11,
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I got nothing to hide an I'll call him a cunt to his face.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:16,
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You should hear what he tells me about you!Actually you won't be able to hear it because his voice comes directly into my head.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:21,
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Any luck on the lodger?(
The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:09,
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Yes,Got a reply, hopefully she will come for a viewing next week
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:14,
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Good oh.Let me know if you need anything in the way of tenancy agreements - I'm sure I can dig something up that would be suitable with a bit of cut and paste.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:18,
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Nah, I just will get the landlord to sort it out (who have been no help in finding someone BTW)
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:50,
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Oh - I thought you owned it.Why the hell have you been looking for a co-tenant then? That should be the Landlord's job unless you're responsible for sublease.
If you are you've got a shit landlord.
EDIT - check your tenancy agreement quickly. Are you allowed to sublease?
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:01,
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Be very careful thenYou are the principal tenant and are therefore responsible for the actions of guests - long or short term.
If your incoming lodger isn't signed into the tenancy agreement you could cop for all sorts of stuff - although legally all that could be withheld is your bond.
I normally charge for this sort of stuff, you know....
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:20,
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I will pay you with pretend internet money[£]
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:25,
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I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED (yes I have but that's another story).30 of those gets some dodgy advice. 60 and you might get something legally binding if you're lucky enough to get a District Judge with DT's.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:30,
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I want the story of how you were more insulted(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:38,
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Multiple storiesI'm just one of life's victims.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:41,
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Worth suggesting for a future QTOW?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:49,
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One of life's victims?Christ that'd be a busy one!
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:53,
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Might give it a go then Tell rob to get the waaahhhmbulances ready
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:15,
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also I did manage to write this www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/willenium/housemate-wanted-one-mans-decent-into-the-world-of-on-line-free-listings/
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:14,
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Not down in Spenborough it's not.Also: that's a mental image I really didn't want. Thanks for that.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:14,
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Drove up from Wakefield about an hour agoThe snow started about Tong, so I'd not bother going to work tomorrow if I was you.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:16,
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Knackers to that, I've got stuff to do.I'm not going to let a bit of snow get the better of me.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:24,
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But you're British!You must treat this as the imminent end of civilisation.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:27,
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I also work in the manufacturing industry, and our general ethic is to knuckle down and gerrit art o't door come rain, shine or hurricane.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:30,
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A moral for our times.I'm in Keighley at 11.00 tomorrow and I'll be there if it means walking. Although I suspect it won't come to that.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:34,
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SO what entertainments do we have tonight?can someone go crazy or have an argument or something, please?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:22,
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My heart isn't really in it, I'm afraidAnd I'm not the argumentative type either.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:30,
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Cavy, I think you and b3th both look pritter than this women here, not being typical me here, but you two are fitter than her. www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
And she gets free flights'n'shit.
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The Typing Gonz of Filory From the World between the Walls., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:54,
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Definitely going thin on top, too.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:05,
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I really missed out by being ugly(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:10,
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aww that's very kind, gonzbut I'm not the type that gets given stuff like that. Perhaps I'm just too damn intimidating
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:14,
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Yeah, nobody ever gives me free shit like thatand way more attractive than her.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:18,
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I made this because I'm jellous of her good looks.coll3ctive.co.uk/fail/
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The Typing Gonz of Filory From the World between the Walls., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:46,
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That's a winning sig for someone with a sense of irony"My pleasing appearance and pleasant smile makes your day."
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:26,
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Your mum likes them, right up her.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:04,
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It's all the grease from your fried chicken and kebabs, they slide right up her(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:13,
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Evening benders.The weather is .... weather. Not much else you can say about it, really.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:05,
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Alright b3th?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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Alright Bob.Are you here twice tonight?
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:12,
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I have Relocatedcand am on the iPad now(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:43,
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I'm on my way home from workBeat that, Mo Foes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:38,
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Ooh, beat it harder b3th.Any recurring thoughts today?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:44,
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Yes.Something I've been thinking about for a while. I'll tell you about it later.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:47,
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OH sweet !Just so you know, it's 100% that I'll put out, but if you throw in some chocolates and a bottle of ameretto, then I'll make breakfast in bed by the time you wake up.
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The Typing Gonz of Filory From the World between the Walls., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:15,
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i *didn't* work today(
Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:43,
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day off dear(
Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:45,
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Save 'em upAnd head over the pond!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:47,
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I can't do that. I'm only allowed about 30 hours of work right now, to work continuously without a day off would be horrible, plus you suck.
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:50,
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My friends in WattsTell me that the correct spelling of the plural is "Mo Fo's".
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:43,
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watching fireflybeats everything
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:44,
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Not south park(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:46,
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I think new episodes of firefly would beat everythingold episodes...do not.
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:46,
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new episodes feature me and CQ and some other peopleas a newscrew ship. Only available to view in LARPvision
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:23,
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is it seriously snowing there?it's 23c here
yay spring
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:43,
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It is seriously snowing hereBut last week it was 23c.
Although I live on the top of a hill in a rather inhospitable part of the UK.
YAY K!
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:45,
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What news from Front Royal?(
The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:48,
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I've got to clean my room.(
Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:49,
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You sound like an adolescent teenager.(
The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:50,
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According to my dad, I am!He quite correctly compared me to a 13 yr old, and then asked if I recall what would happen when I was a child when I was asked to clean my room. I didn't remember so he told me that I'd cry. I was all WELL I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT NOW OKAY I WILL CLEAN IT.
But I'm actually online right now instead.
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:52,
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You could just burst into tears and reluctantly clean the room.For the sake of parental harmony and all that.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:55,
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I'm listening to hip hop instead, okay?I don't cry, okay?
I'm not some sissy baby, okay?
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:57,
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Don't tell meTell Poppa K.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:59,
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Papa don't preach.(
Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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He just tells you to clean your roomNot sure that Madonna did a song about that.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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this thread is so dull I may have to clean it just to kill the monotony(
Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:05,
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I'm struggling. I can't always be fireworks and sparkly lights. (
The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:08,
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why the fuck notI'm so fucking glamourous I piss glitter ALWAYS
it stings a bit :\
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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It's getting tiring now.Kids have been camping in my back garden for years just to get a glimpse of me and I'm sick of it.
They're making a mess of my lawn.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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I'll have you know that I'm exceptionally handsomeAnd..and..other stuff...
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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Evening allIt is not snowing here and I have been listening to Napalm Death (it appears that I am still 13).
Now I'm listening to a group called Nadja, who sound like a Doom band playing Loveless.
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tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:03,
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Okay, TD.THIS is an adolescent teenager.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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I know nothing of Napalm Death(
The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:12,
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It's probably a bit late in your life for you to fully appreciate them now.(
tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:15,
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You never stop learningI've always got 6 Music on. There's so much good music.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:18,
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I understand and approve of this attitudeBut I don't think I would have bought this record if I hadn't had it on tape when I was 13.
This one (if you are keen to investigate): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scum_(Napalm_Death_album)
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tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:26,
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But you have to be selective.To correct my earlier post - I do know of Napalm Death - enough to know that it just isn't my genre.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:30,
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I try to limit my selectivity* to whether music is good or bad - I don't like to completely rule out genres.I am aware I occasionally bend the limits of this.
*Is that the right word?
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tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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That's the right wordMusic is like history - you can't possibly encompass or like all of it.
No I don't block genres initially but there comes a point when the genre becomes inaccessible. Do you have the time to dip into it and scoop off the cream?
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:42,
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It's much easier nowadaysAs there is so much information available and plenty you can listen to online. But I do still enjoy buying records blind, like wot we used to in the olden days, perhaps because I like the sleeve, or I've heard someone say it is good.
I'm a little obsessive and quite prepared to make the odd duff purchase now and then for the greater good of my collection.
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tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:50,
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Buying on sleeve-art can only lead to prog rockGood sleeves, shite sounds.
No, I've always bought on what I've heard.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:59,
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I always used to rule out prog as a step too farBut I dipped my toe into some of the early Canterbury scene stuff a couple of years ago and there was some good stuff to be heard before it all went Wakeman.
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tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:07,
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Again - a genre I just don't have the time to explore.Although I have all of Focus's albums and love 'em.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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Contrariwise buying on song titles and band names leads to ska, if filesharing experience is anything to go by.
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The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME OR MY MUSIC!!!!!GOD I HATE YOU!!! I WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN!!!
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tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:13,
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YOURE NOT MY REAL MUM!!!(
tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:27,
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YES I AM!!!!!!*Eastenders music*
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:29,
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You are Barbara Windsor!(
The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:47,
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Tom Selleck reported to be wandering around South London grinning..more news soon...(
The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:32,
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here's a fun fact for youyou may already know this
but
magnums, here, are the name brand of a large condom, the bruthahs tend to tote them along, because...you know...black men have large penises
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:45,
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Good manthat's beyond even my capacity for ice cream. I am impressed although entirely unsurprised you feel sick...
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Any news B to the E to the R to the Kaaay?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:01,
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I won't be able to sleep this evening now.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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Because I'm hoping you get good news.The people of OT are like children to me. ALL OF THEM.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:14,
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Agony Uncle Jeff strikes again :)I'm hoping I get good news too, but I don't plan to let the anticipation stop me sleeping...
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Well, you know my kindly words are always available.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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it's because we act like themEvening Jeff
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The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:16,
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Evening Lighty!All excited about the move?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:20,
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Sortamostly stressing about how difficult it is to actually get a place in London. BUT I have a bunch of places to view tomorrow as I'm going down.
BUT I'm rethinking the area I want to live in now, all the places I'm looking at are expensive places in Aldgate but I've gone back to Finsbury Park armed with what I've learned and I think I could pay £200 less a month there for practically the same length of commute overground rather than underground. So enh.
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The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:28,
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Well I hope it all works.It might be worth looking at www.spareroom.co.uk/ just to fill a short term gap.
Sharing might not be the ideal solution in the long term, but if it buys you a month or so....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:30,
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intriguing"Hi there, We are looking for a third flatmate to join with us to move into a three bed house/large flat. We are both 28 year old females, professional, hard working but enjoy the weekends ;)..."
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The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:37,
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Just to help you get established it might be something you don't want to rule out.I appreciate you want your own place, but if for 8 or 12 weeks you share, it'll give you more options.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:38,
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I do genuinely appreciate the ideaI'll see how the viewings I've got tomorrow go, if none of them grab me I'm going to try and see what viewings I can get up in Finsbury Park next Wednesday. After that it's sharing.
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The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:42,
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There is a lot of appreciation going on here.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:43,
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well, if I haven't found a place by the 20tnI might have to skip Jeffstock.
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The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:45,
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I'm not saying they giggle a lot and enjoy pillowfightsbut that's clearly the subtext.
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The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:38,
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It's gone too farI'm telling my mum now.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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I just want you all to know that I'm going to a bar later.And I'm going to drink there.
I'll probably come back and write a stupid post about how drunk I am.
Prepare yourselves.
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:59,
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*prepares pudding*(
Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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I'm not waiting up for you.Hear me?
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:01,
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No, as this is text.(
Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:03,
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I shouted it very loudly too.(
The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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It will probably be more exciting than this thread. (
Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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Now I'm back I could make this thread exciting.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:05,
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Take the weight off my shoulders thenI'm fundamentally dull.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:08,
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no, just you*pinches cheek*
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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Next time I'm in Manassass....(
The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:13,
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now that I'm leaving(
Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:08,
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gonna get me out into the blackgotta see the rest of the damn 'verse
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:17,
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I'm watching Noel fielding interview Damien HirstIt might be the wankiest thing I've ever seen
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Thor Erics God of chunder, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:02,
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Also know as channel 4Evenin Jeff, should I have another beer?
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Thor Erics God of chunder, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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Hell ya! Apey.Another beer is, without any doubt, exactly what you should do.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:06,
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Whoop!!!!Why did I never visit the apple in my 4 years in grizzled Jeff?
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Thor Erics God of chunder, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:08,
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What about me?I should have gone to bed ages ago, yet another beer sounds temptingly delicious...
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tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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Only benders have bedtimes.No-one tells *me* when to go to bed.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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I thought that said Sporty.Either way, you're wrong.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:14,
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Was it from 'film'?Only I'm not into 'film'.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:20,
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Nor meNo, this was from 'telly'. Specifically The Young Ones
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tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:23,
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The young ones is/was bloody awfulAlso rik Mayell is a cunt and Bottom was shit
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Thor Erics God of chunder, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:24,
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The Young Ones was good at the timeBut it hasn't aged well.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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Maybe I'm not old enoughBut I just hate rik mayell
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Thor Erics God of chunder, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:27,
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When I was about eight I thought it was possibly the funniest thing everIt got less funny the older I got.
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tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:31,
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It was good at the timeBut Rick Mayall has tried to be Vivien ever since, with progressively less success.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:31,
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What's with your sig?Did no one sign up?
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Thor Erics God of chunder, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:23,
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Apart from 'clever' people who signed up without intending to be thereno. Just me and Cavy, basically.
*sobs*
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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Well, you put it in the calendar without checking!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:27,
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I did check!Everyone just went 'yeah, okay, whatever date is fine'.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:31,
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Well, I've got friends getting married around then.I gazzed you back by the way!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:34,
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I saw it.I gazzed you back back!
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:39,
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It was never gonna rival JeffSTOCK ii.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:31,
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There ain't no party like a JeffSTOCK party*.*Well, there is, and it'll be better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:33,
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I wouldn't mind a beer. I also wouldn't mind one last bifta before bedtime but I can't be bothered to go outside.
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I wouldn't mind a bifta, but I'm a responsible father so only drink beer instead...(
Thor Erics God of chunder, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:22,
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There are no bifters in here.*does complicated hand movement thingy*
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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I haven't got stoned in I dunno, three years. I enjoyed it far more than I thought I would. Mummy goes away for three days tomorrow and I still have loads left, I sense not much leaving the house and season upon season of Curb Your Enthusiasm getting watched.
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Edit: night OT. Just like in real life I always seem to come last and miss all the fun.
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There's a fine line between fun and desperationRory Lyon will tell you what it is.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:23,
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Is that Freefair?I shouldn't have been so polite then.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:29,
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He's alright.....For a massive bender.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:30,
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He voiced an opinion and then edited it out.Isn't that part of Freefair's MO?
MenaceCoat certainly smells of sock puppet.
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tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:34,
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It is Freefair.Thus the massive bender comment.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:35,
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Good old Freefair.It's school holidays so he's allowed to stay up late.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:45,
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Exactly TD.How are you me old duck?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:45,
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44 on November 9th.Why?
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:48,
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No - K has got an EchoOr at least she had. Didn't want to ask.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:51,
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Am I in the black chair?What line of questioning is this?
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:54,
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You'll be asked questions UNTIL I UNDERSTAND.Got me?
legacy of working as a BA, my job is to gather requirements, this means I ask a shit load of questions, constantly
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:56,
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I have slack in my trousers(
The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:57,
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Liar!I can tell you've got a semi from here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:00,
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You'll never understand(
The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:00,
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You want the truth? I'll tell you you the thruth!"There are 205 members of the Communist Party in the state department right now."
Joe McCarthy - Wheeling, WVa, 1955.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:06,
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Well, it's a nice business.Would be a shame to see anything..... 'happen' ..... to it.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:56,
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I am back! I have COTTON CANDY FLAVORED VODKA
OMG OMG OMG
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:59,
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*Translates*Candy-Floss flavoured alcohol.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:01,
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marshmallow flavor isAlso awesome as is whipped cream
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:04,
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I can remember making samples of a bubblegum-flavoured toothpaste for a contract customer back in t'day.What really sticks in the mind about it was the harsh liquoricey solventy smell the flavour oil gave the room during the 24 hours after I'd filled and tubed off the paste.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:07,
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bubble gum vodka is horrible Has the bite of a viper
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:10,
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Now, when we go to the boozerWe stay there.
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:02,
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iEnt gone to the bar just the abc store
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Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:04,
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I really hope the abc storeIs a shop for African Bum Cleaners.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 7:39,
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Right Bendoids.I'm going to bed.
And don't try and stop me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:03,
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Am bedtime tooxx
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The Disappointed Clean this mess up or we'll all end up in jail, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:11,
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I'm older than youAnd I'm not... Alright, I'm going to bed too.
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The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:18,
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