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Mein Gott!
This time last week I was mincing about in my sequinned Y-fronts.

Tonight it's snowing.

Isn't weather brilliant!
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Yes.
as long as there are no follow up question, yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:07, Reply)
why don't you want a follow up question?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy More man-post-it than man-magnet, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Did you threaten to over rule him?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I did not overrule Derek Lewis.

(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) pierced paki millinery victim, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Agreed.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)
If we didn't have weather
God would be able to look down and see us so we should be grateful.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I got nothing to hide an I'll call him a cunt to his face.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)
You should hear what he tells me about you!
Actually you won't be able to hear it because his voice comes directly into my head.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Any luck on the lodger?

(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Yes,
Got a reply, hopefully she will come for a viewing next week
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Good oh.
Let me know if you need anything in the way of tenancy agreements - I'm sure I can dig something up that would be suitable with a bit of cut and paste.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Nah,
I just will get the landlord to sort it out (who have been no help in finding someone BTW)
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Oh - I thought you owned it.
Why the hell have you been looking for a co-tenant then? That should be the Landlord's job unless you're responsible for sublease.

If you are you've got a shit landlord.

EDIT - check your tenancy agreement quickly. Are you allowed to sublease?
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)
I think it's dissalowed

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Be very careful then
You are the principal tenant and are therefore responsible for the actions of guests - long or short term.

If your incoming lodger isn't signed into the tenancy agreement you could cop for all sorts of stuff - although legally all that could be withheld is your bond.

I normally charge for this sort of stuff, you know....
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I will pay you with pretend internet money
[£]
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED (yes I have but that's another story).
30 of those gets some dodgy advice. 60 and you might get something legally binding if you're lucky enough to get a District Judge with DT's.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I want the story of how you were more insulted

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Multiple stories
I'm just one of life's victims.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Worth suggesting for a future QTOW?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
One of life's victims?
Christ that'd be a busy one!
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Might give it a go then
Tell rob to get the waaahhhmbulances ready
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
also I did manage to write this
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/willenium/housemate-wanted-one-mans-decent-into-the-world-of-on-line-free-listings/
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Not down in Spenborough it's not.
Also: that's a mental image I really didn't want. Thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Everyone on b3ta "tell tha' what lad, I'd let 'er fart in my soup!", Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Drove up from Wakefield about an hour ago
The snow started about Tong, so I'd not bother going to work tomorrow if I was you.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Knackers to that, I've got stuff to do.
I'm not going to let a bit of snow get the better of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Everyone on b3ta "tell tha' what lad, I'd let 'er fart in my soup!", Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:24, Reply)
But you're British!
You must treat this as the imminent end of civilisation.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I also work in the manufacturing industry,
and our general ethic is to knuckle down and gerrit art o't door come rain, shine or hurricane.
(I helped save b3ta! Everyone on b3ta "tell tha' what lad, I'd let 'er fart in my soup!", Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)
A moral for our times.
I'm in Keighley at 11.00 tomorrow and I'll be there if it means walking. Although I suspect it won't come to that.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
SO what entertainments do we have tonight?
can someone go crazy or have an argument or something, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy More man-post-it than man-magnet, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
nah, can't be botherd.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
My heart isn't really in it, I'm afraid
And I'm not the argumentative type either.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Cavy, I think you and b3th both look pritter than this women here, not being typical me here, but you two are fitter than her.
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

And she gets free flights'n'shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Typing Gonz of Fillory Holy Moley, the mullah is in guantanamo baloney, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Definitely going thin on top, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Everyone on b3ta "tell tha' what lad, I'd let 'er fart in my soup!", Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
I really missed out by being ugly

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
aww that's very kind, gonz
but I'm not the type that gets given stuff like that. Perhaps I'm just too damn intimidating
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy More man-post-it than man-magnet, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Yeah, nobody ever gives me free shit like that
and way more attractive than her.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I made this because I'm jellous of her good looks.
coll3ctive.co.uk/fail/
(I helped save b3ta! The Typing Gonz of Fillory Holy Moley, the mullah is in guantanamo baloney, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
hahahahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy More man-post-it than man-magnet, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
That's a winning sig for someone with a sense of irony
"My pleasing appearance and pleasant smile makes your day."
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I'm shit at DIY.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Chubby fingers innit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Your mum likes them, right up her.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
It's all the grease from your fried chicken and kebabs, they slide right up her

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Evening benders.
The weather is .... weather. Not much else you can say about it, really.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Alright b3th?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Alright Bob.
Are you here twice tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I have Relocatedcand am on the iPad now

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I'm on my way home from work
Beat that, Mo Foes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
*beats that*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Ooh, beat it harder b3th.
Any recurring thoughts today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Yes.
Something I've been thinking about for a while. I'll tell you about it later.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
OH sweet !
Just so you know, it's 100% that I'll put out, but if you throw in some chocolates and a bottle of ameretto, then I'll make breakfast in bed by the time you wake up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Typing Gonz of Fillory Holy Moley, the mullah is in guantanamo baloney, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
i *didn't* work today

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Why not Honey?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
day off dear

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Save 'em up
And head over the pond!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I can't do that.
I'm only allowed about 30 hours of work right now, to work continuously without a day off would be horrible, plus you suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
I saw that

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
My friends in Watts
Tell me that the correct spelling of the plural is "Mo Fo's".
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
watching firefly
beats everything
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy More man-post-it than man-magnet, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Not south park

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I think new episodes of firefly would beat everything
old episodes...do not.
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
new episodes feature me and CQ and some other people
as a newscrew ship. Only available to view in LARPvision
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy More man-post-it than man-magnet, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)
is it seriously snowing there?
it's 23c here

yay spring
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
It is seriously snowing here
But last week it was 23c.

Although I live on the top of a hill in a rather inhospitable part of the UK.

YAY K!
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
YAY ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
What news from Front Royal?

(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I've got to clean my room.

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
You sound like an adolescent teenager.

(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
According to my dad, I am!
He quite correctly compared me to a 13 yr old, and then asked if I recall what would happen when I was a child when I was asked to clean my room. I didn't remember so he told me that I'd cry. I was all WELL I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT NOW OKAY I WILL CLEAN IT.
But I'm actually online right now instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
You could just burst into tears and reluctantly clean the room.
For the sake of parental harmony and all that.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I'm listening to hip hop instead, okay?
I don't cry, okay?
I'm not some sissy baby, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Don't tell me
Tell Poppa K.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Papa don't preach.

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
He just tells you to clean your room
Not sure that Madonna did a song about that.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
this thread is so dull I may have to clean it just to kill the monotony

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I'm struggling. I can't always be fireworks and sparkly lights.

(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
why the fuck not
I'm so fucking glamourous I piss glitter ALWAYS
it stings a bit :\
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
It's getting tiring now.
Kids have been camping in my back garden for years just to get a glimpse of me and I'm sick of it.

They're making a mess of my lawn.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
so does your face

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I'll have you know that I'm exceptionally handsome
And..and..other stuff...
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Evening all
It is not snowing here and I have been listening to Napalm Death (it appears that I am still 13).
Now I'm listening to a group called Nadja, who sound like a Doom band playing Loveless.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Okay, TD.
THIS is an adolescent teenager.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I know nothing of Napalm Death

(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
It's probably a bit late in your life for you to fully appreciate them now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
You never stop learning
I've always got 6 Music on. There's so much good music.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I understand and approve of this attitude
But I don't think I would have bought this record if I hadn't had it on tape when I was 13.
This one (if you are keen to investigate): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scum_(Napalm_Death_album)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)
But you have to be selective.
To correct my earlier post - I do know of Napalm Death - enough to know that it just isn't my genre.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I try to limit my selectivity* to whether music is good or bad - I don't like to completely rule out genres.
I am aware I occasionally bend the limits of this.

*Is that the right word?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
That's the right word
Music is like history - you can't possibly encompass or like all of it.

No I don't block genres initially but there comes a point when the genre becomes inaccessible. Do you have the time to dip into it and scoop off the cream?
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
It's much easier nowadays
As there is so much information available and plenty you can listen to online. But I do still enjoy buying records blind, like wot we used to in the olden days, perhaps because I like the sleeve, or I've heard someone say it is good.
I'm a little obsessive and quite prepared to make the odd duff purchase now and then for the greater good of my collection.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Buying on sleeve-art can only lead to prog rock
Good sleeves, shite sounds.

No, I've always bought on what I've heard.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
I always used to rule out prog as a step too far
But I dipped my toe into some of the early Canterbury scene stuff a couple of years ago and there was some good stuff to be heard before it all went Wakeman.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Again - a genre I just don't have the time to explore.
Although I have all of Focus's albums and love 'em.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Contrariwise
buying on song titles and band names leads to ska, if filesharing experience is anything to go by.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME OR MY MUSIC!!!!!
GOD I HATE YOU!!! I WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Honey, we all wish that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
YOURE NOT MY REAL MUM!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
YES I AM!!!!!!
*Eastenders music*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
You are Barbara Windsor!

(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)
I ate four Magnums today.
I feel incredibly ill.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Tom Selleck reported to be wandering around South London grinning..more news soon...

(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
here's a fun fact for you
you may already know this
but
magnums, here, are the name brand of a large condom, the bruthahs tend to tote them along, because...you know...black men have large penises
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Good man
that's beyond even my capacity for ice cream. I am impressed although entirely unsurprised you feel sick...
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Any news B to the E to the R to the Kaaay?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Not yet
probably tomorrow or thursday.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
I won't be able to sleep this evening now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Why not?

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Because I'm hoping you get good news.
The people of OT are like children to me. ALL OF THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Agony Uncle Jeff strikes again :)
I'm hoping I get good news too, but I don't plan to let the anticipation stop me sleeping...
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Well, you know my kindly words are always available.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
And they are always appreciated.

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
All part of the role! :-)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
it's because we act like them
Evening Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Evening Lighty!
All excited about the move?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Sorta
mostly stressing about how difficult it is to actually get a place in London. BUT I have a bunch of places to view tomorrow as I'm going down.

BUT I'm rethinking the area I want to live in now, all the places I'm looking at are expensive places in Aldgate but I've gone back to Finsbury Park armed with what I've learned and I think I could pay £200 less a month there for practically the same length of commute overground rather than underground. So enh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Well I hope it all works.
It might be worth looking at www.spareroom.co.uk/ just to fill a short term gap.

Sharing might not be the ideal solution in the long term, but if it buys you a month or so....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)
intriguing
"Hi there, We are looking for a third flatmate to join with us to move into a three bed house/large flat. We are both 28 year old females, professional, hard working but enjoy the weekends ;)..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Just to help you get established it might be something you don't want to rule out.
I appreciate you want your own place, but if for 8 or 12 weeks you share, it'll give you more options.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:38, Reply)
I do genuinely appreciate the idea
I'll see how the viewings I've got tomorrow go, if none of them grab me I'm going to try and see what viewings I can get up in Finsbury Park next Wednesday. After that it's sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)
There is a lot of appreciation going on here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:43, Reply)
well, if I haven't found a place by the 20tn
I might have to skip Jeffstock.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:45, Reply)
I'm not saying they giggle a lot and enjoy pillowfights
but that's clearly the subtext.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:38, Reply)
70s sitcomlols

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:38, Reply)
It's gone too far
I'm telling my mum now.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Oooh!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
I just want you all to know that I'm going to a bar later.
And I'm going to drink there.
I'll probably come back and write a stupid post about how drunk I am.
Prepare yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
*girds loins*

(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
*prepares pudding*

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Hahahhaa, who loves ya baby?

(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
*Sucks lollypop*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
gross

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
I'm not waiting up for you.
Hear me?
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
No, as this is text.

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)
I shouted it very loudly too.

(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Can't wait K!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
It will probably be more exciting than this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Now I'm back I could make this thread exciting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Take the weight off my shoulders then
I'm fundamentally dull.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
no, just you
*pinches cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Next time I'm in Manassass....

(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Ooh, Get you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Is ok I'm here now

(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
now that I'm leaving

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
:(((((

(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
gonna get me out into the black
gotta see the rest of the damn 'verse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy More man-post-it than man-magnet, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:17, Reply)
I'm watching Noel fielding interview Damien Hirst
It might be the wankiest thing I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Is that on BentSpastic.tv

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Also know as channel 4
Evenin Jeff, should I have another beer?
(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Hell ya! Apey.
Another beer is, without any doubt, exactly what you should do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Whoop!!!!
Why did I never visit the apple in my 4 years in grizzled Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
What about me?
I should have gone to bed ages ago, yet another beer sounds temptingly delicious...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I now haz MOAr Beeeer

(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Only benders have bedtimes.
No-one tells *me* when to go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Go to bed!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
*pouts*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
*Waves*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
*gazzes*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Go to bed, spotty.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
I thought that said Sporty.
Either way, you're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
It was a quotation

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Was it from 'film'?
Only I'm not into 'film'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Nor me
No, this was from 'telly'. Specifically The Young Ones
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)
The young ones is/was bloody awful
Also rik Mayell is a cunt and Bottom was shit
(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)
The Young Ones was good at the time
But it hasn't aged well.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Maybe I'm not old enough
But I just hate rik mayell
(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
When I was about eight I thought it was possibly the funniest thing ever
It got less funny the older I got.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)
It was good at the time
But Rick Mayall has tried to be Vivien ever since, with progressively less success.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)
What's with your sig?
Did no one sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)
Apart from 'clever' people who signed up without intending to be there
no. Just me and Cavy, basically.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Well, you put it in the calendar without checking!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
I did check!
Everyone just went 'yeah, okay, whatever date is fine'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)
Well, I've got friends getting married around then.
I gazzed you back by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)
I saw it.
I gazzed you back back!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)
And I replied.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Soz for you darlin'

(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)
It was never gonna rival JeffSTOCK ii.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This I can understand

(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)
There ain't no party like a JeffSTOCK party*.
*Well, there is, and it'll be better.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)
I wouldn't mind a beer.
I also wouldn't mind one last bifta before bedtime but I can't be bothered to go outside.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
I wouldn't mind a bifta, but I'm a responsible father so only drink beer instead...

(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
^ This

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)
There are no bifters in here.
*does complicated hand movement thingy*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
I haven't got stoned in I dunno, three years.
I enjoyed it far more than I thought I would. Mummy goes away for three days tomorrow and I still have loads left, I sense not much leaving the house and season upon season of Curb Your Enthusiasm getting watched.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Edit: night OT. Just like in real life I always seem to come last and miss all the fun.
(MenaceCoat, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
There's a fine line between fun and desperation
Rory Lyon will tell you what it is.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)
G'night Freefair

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Is that Freefair?
I shouldn't have been so polite then.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:29, Reply)
He's alright.....
For a massive bender.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)
He voiced an opinion and then edited it out.
Isn't that part of Freefair's MO?
MenaceCoat certainly smells of sock puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinyule dancing about architecture, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)
It is Freefair.
Thus the massive bender comment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:35, Reply)
Good old Freefair.
It's school holidays so he's allowed to stay up late.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:45, Reply)
Exactly TD.
How are you me old duck?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:45, Reply)
44 on November 9th.
Why?
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)
Have you go an echo?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)
No - K has got an Echo
Or at least she had. Didn't want to ask.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Business going well at the mo?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Am I in the black chair?
What line of questioning is this?
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
You'll be asked questions UNTIL I UNDERSTAND.
Got me?

legacy of working as a BA, my job is to gather requirements, this means I ask a shit load of questions, constantly
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)
I have slack in my trousers

(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:57, Reply)
Liar!
I can tell you've got a semi from here.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)
You'll never understand

(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)
I WANT THE TRUTH!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
You want the truth? I'll tell you you the thruth!
"There are 205 members of the Communist Party in the state department right now."

Joe McCarthy - Wheeling, WVa, 1955.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Well, it's a nice business.
Would be a shame to see anything..... 'happen' ..... to it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)
I am back!
I have COTTON CANDY FLAVORED VODKA
OMG OMG OMG
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
*Translates*
Candy-Floss flavoured alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
BLEURGH

(I helped save b3ta! Everyone on b3ta "tell tha' what lad, I'd let 'er fart in my soup!", Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
marshmallow flavor is
Also awesome as is whipped cream
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
I can remember making samples of a bubblegum-flavoured toothpaste for a contract customer back in t'day.
What really sticks in the mind about it was the harsh liquoricey solventy smell the flavour oil gave the room during the 24 hours after I'd filled and tubed off the paste.
(I helped save b3ta! Everyone on b3ta "tell tha' what lad, I'd let 'er fart in my soup!", Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
bubble gum vodka is horrible
Has the bite of a viper
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Now, when we go to the boozer
We stay there.
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
i
Ent gone to the bar just the abc store
(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
I really hope the abc store
Is a shop for African Bum Cleaners.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 7:39, Reply)
Right Bendoids.
I'm going to bed.

And don't try and stop me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Am bedtime too
xx
(The Disappointed Last at Johnny Greens' house on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
I'm older than you
And I'm not... Alright, I'm going to bed too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains runs a no-kill womens shelter, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
laaaaaame

(I helped save b3ta! Harley the Sparkly Deer Hunter all my bells are ringing, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)

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