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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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to be fair, it's a good job nobody assesses our mental health based on what goes on here
al and his googly magenta cocks. monty and his family sexual fantasies. battered and his rage. darth and his dancing. freefair and his tory rape. psychochomp and the world's fucking ugliest jumper. bobby and his multiple personalities. quentin and his - quentin. etc etc.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:44, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
al and his googly magenta cocks. monty and his family sexual fantasies. battered and his rage. darth and his dancing. freefair and his tory rape. psychochomp and the world's fucking ugliest jumper. bobby and his multiple personalities. quentin and his - quentin. etc etc.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:44, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
swipey and her fantasy of being a SATC lawyer.
she's a 47 stone crazy cat lady from Sussex called Joan.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)
she's a 47 stone crazy cat lady from Sussex called Joan.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)
believe me
not one person would fantasise about being a lawyer. i am spending my morning researching what exactly constitutes "sharing occupation" by group companies. clue: it's not what you think. being a 47 stone crazy cat lady sounds infinitely preferable.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)
not one person would fantasise about being a lawyer. i am spending my morning researching what exactly constitutes "sharing occupation" by group companies. clue: it's not what you think. being a 47 stone crazy cat lady sounds infinitely preferable.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)
I'm sorry, if you were a real lawyer you wouldn't be fucking around on here so much.
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firebox have a range of t-shirts with guitars on them for just this purpose
i nearly bought one for monty
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)
i nearly bought one for monty
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)
is it air guitar if you need a prop?
damn your eyes t-shirt manufacturers, is there no imagination left in the world?
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:06, Reply)
damn your eyes t-shirt manufacturers, is there no imagination left in the world?
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:06, Reply)
you're getting all technical on me now
i'm more of an air-recorder type. cooler than air-triangle, but not in the same league as air-guitar.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:07, Reply)
i'm more of an air-recorder type. cooler than air-triangle, but not in the same league as air-guitar.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:07, Reply)
he was a damn sight better than some of the others
like the one who leapt up mid-shag when the doorbell rang and said "that'll be my mother" (it was about 8am on a sunday. why?). or the one who quite literally could not get it in. i don't think he'd ever had sex OFFLINE before. and of course the one who shat the bed.
i think liking a bit of manlove pales into insignificance!
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)
like the one who leapt up mid-shag when the doorbell rang and said "that'll be my mother" (it was about 8am on a sunday. why?). or the one who quite literally could not get it in. i don't think he'd ever had sex OFFLINE before. and of course the one who shat the bed.
i think liking a bit of manlove pales into insignificance!
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)
So better rephrased as Swipe and her inability to find herself a normal boyfriend.
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( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)
well.... yeah/no/kinda
i took care of her when she was ill last week, and now i'm ill but she's not taking care of me
we're going back to mine for lunch today, i guess we're just keeping things casual
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:10, Reply)
i took care of her when she was ill last week, and now i'm ill but she's not taking care of me
we're going back to mine for lunch today, i guess we're just keeping things casual
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:10, Reply)
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