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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Swipe and her lovers who prefer teh mansex
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
swipey and her fantasy of being a SATC lawyer.
she's a 47 stone crazy cat lady from Sussex called Joan.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)
she's a 47 stone crazy cat lady from Sussex called Joan.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)
believe me
not one person would fantasise about being a lawyer. i am spending my morning researching what exactly constitutes "sharing occupation" by group companies. clue: it's not what you think. being a 47 stone crazy cat lady sounds infinitely preferable.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)
not one person would fantasise about being a lawyer. i am spending my morning researching what exactly constitutes "sharing occupation" by group companies. clue: it's not what you think. being a 47 stone crazy cat lady sounds infinitely preferable.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)
I'm sorry, if you were a real lawyer you wouldn't be fucking around on here so much.
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( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)
firebox have a range of t-shirts with guitars on them for just this purpose
i nearly bought one for monty
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)
i nearly bought one for monty
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)
is it air guitar if you need a prop?
damn your eyes t-shirt manufacturers, is there no imagination left in the world?
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:06, Reply)
damn your eyes t-shirt manufacturers, is there no imagination left in the world?
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:06, Reply)
you're getting all technical on me now
i'm more of an air-recorder type. cooler than air-triangle, but not in the same league as air-guitar.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:07, Reply)
i'm more of an air-recorder type. cooler than air-triangle, but not in the same league as air-guitar.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:07, Reply)
he was a damn sight better than some of the others
like the one who leapt up mid-shag when the doorbell rang and said "that'll be my mother" (it was about 8am on a sunday. why?). or the one who quite literally could not get it in. i don't think he'd ever had sex OFFLINE before. and of course the one who shat the bed.
i think liking a bit of manlove pales into insignificance!
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)
like the one who leapt up mid-shag when the doorbell rang and said "that'll be my mother" (it was about 8am on a sunday. why?). or the one who quite literally could not get it in. i don't think he'd ever had sex OFFLINE before. and of course the one who shat the bed.
i think liking a bit of manlove pales into insignificance!
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)
So better rephrased as Swipe and her inability to find herself a normal boyfriend.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)
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