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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A lot of fat people are unemployed
and they have big breasts. They could be employed to be pillows.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
and they have big breasts. They could be employed to be pillows.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
so bob wants to be a pillow?
isn't this some sort of sexual offence i think?
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)
isn't this some sort of sexual offence i think?
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Well if I was long term unemployed
and Bob came round with his bitch tits for a snuggle, I'll be honest with you here, I'd get off my arse pretty quickly and take it down to the Jobcentre.
No offence, Bob.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:30, Reply)
and Bob came round with his bitch tits for a snuggle, I'll be honest with you here, I'd get off my arse pretty quickly and take it down to the Jobcentre.
No offence, Bob.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Pies don't last long while he's around, he may have them when he walks in the door
but they'll be gone by the time he gets to the sofa.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)
but they'll be gone by the time he gets to the sofa.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)
A portly person is better at hugs anyway.
Nobody wants to hug a broom stick.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Nobody wants to hug a broom stick.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)
There needs to be some rules let down, like...
- Are you allowed to sniff hair and sigh to yourself?
- Should an accidental stiffy come up, do you have to inform your snuggling partner?
- Talking, eye contact and stroking allowed?
- What is the minimum and maximum amount of clothing allowed?
- What is the procedure should pins'n'needles set in?
- Should there be a TV in the room, who is in control of the clickers?
- Is it considered cheating, should you not like your partner, to hug really hard to make it uncomfortable?
- Back to the stiffy thing, if you go into the bathroom to deal with the matter, is the other partner allowed to switch to a more prefable possition?
- Shoes on or off?
- Spooning or facing each other?
- Should it be facing each other, who gets to look at the telly?
This is all very complicated, but I think with correct pre defined agreement of the aformentioned rules be in place, that both parties involved can come to an amicable arrangement.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)
- Are you allowed to sniff hair and sigh to yourself?
- Should an accidental stiffy come up, do you have to inform your snuggling partner?
- Talking, eye contact and stroking allowed?
- What is the minimum and maximum amount of clothing allowed?
- What is the procedure should pins'n'needles set in?
- Should there be a TV in the room, who is in control of the clickers?
- Is it considered cheating, should you not like your partner, to hug really hard to make it uncomfortable?
- Back to the stiffy thing, if you go into the bathroom to deal with the matter, is the other partner allowed to switch to a more prefable possition?
- Shoes on or off?
- Spooning or facing each other?
- Should it be facing each other, who gets to look at the telly?
This is all very complicated, but I think with correct pre defined agreement of the aformentioned rules be in place, that both parties involved can come to an amicable arrangement.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)
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