I'm looking forward to watching Forest play from the comfort of a City Ground hospitality box to celebrate my sister's 30th
If they win they'll be more or less safe from relegation, whilst condemning their opponents to a season or two in League One.

Who are they playing again, Jeff?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No, Jeff isn't playing.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:42, Reply)

If only I was
At least I'd put in some effort.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:48, Reply)

There isn't a wine bar in the area
That isn't shitting itself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Hahaha
Good old-fashioned relegation six-pointers require a good old-fashioned dust-up to commemorate them mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Even if City win
We'll still go down. We are awful.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Please no more

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:55, Reply)

^^^^THIS x1000

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)

We don't negotiate with anti-football terrorists
Or "benders" as they're known. Sets a dangerous precedent. If we shut up now there'll be icons like this featuring Quentin's face in no time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I shall resist the temptation to create such an icon.
For the time being.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Fuck's sakes Battered
Why do you think I suggested it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I am far too busy and important* to indulge you on this occasion.
*not really, I simply can't be bothered.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Might as well

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Better not let Dozer see that.
There'll be a banning.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

what is it about me that makes people spend their offline time
making pictures and drawing stories about me so that when tehy come back they can go 'HEY EVERYONE LOOK WHAT I DID I'M SO COOL'?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Merely acting on DF's suggestion.
It took 30 seconds.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:42, Reply)

and the other 5 pictures you made?
what is so wrong with you that you feel the need to make that much effort?
is your life so empty?

do i bother you when you're not here? why is that? what is missing in your life?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I am very contented with my life thanks.
I've obviously touched a nerve with you about this. Would you feel better if you shared your feelings with all of us?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:45, Reply)

no battered, you haven't come close to touching a nerve
i'm just trying to get to teh bottom of why you, battered, who takes the internet so seriously he flounces every few weeks, feel the need to keep on posting pictures of me

are you a complete prick, or jsut a sad little prick? i'd like to know, thanks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:49, Reply)

More of a cunt than a prick thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

i mean lets get down to brass tacks here
you've had to copy and paste my face into each of these pictures, somewhere on your harddrive there must actually be a photo of me

why is that, battered? do you love me?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

There is a facility on this site called 'Search' and as you chose to post your photo on here yourself it's readily available.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:52, Reply)

it's not a photo of me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:53, Reply)

It's a photo that you posted that you claimed was of you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)

maybe i did, doesn't make it me though

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:55, Reply)

so you 'search' "me", cut, copy and paste "me" into photos which you then manipulate
all in your own time?

this is very sad battered
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Is that quentin? Yellow teeth... Yuck

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I think I summed up my feeling on the matter quite well yesterday:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1579810

Mornin Darlin' how's tricks?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Not bad at all sweetcheeks
How's the shoulder?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

fine, fine.
I have annoyingly long-winded excersizes to do for the next couple of weeks and I'm not allowed to use the as much as I want, but it's on the mend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:11, Reply)

since been told "you can do anything as long as you avoid end-on impact to the arm at all costs"
2 weeks ago, I've had a car door shut on it and slipped and fell on some stairs. I suspect I've done something unpleasant recently on an ancient American Indian burial site.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

lovely
I think I got off easier, I've just been told to let it rest and heal and not use it just because it works and doesn't hurt
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I dunno, I'm pretty sure that neither of us got off lightly...
The really wierd thing with mine is that it still won't twist. The surgeons swear that's normal and it'll ease with time but it genuinely does feel like they've screwed the two bones together.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:27, Reply)

As long as they connected them in the correct order
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYb8Wm6-QfA
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I've had little pain and a quicker recovery than anyone expected.
I'm just stubborn and wanting to get back to my normal life.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Dead Indians are so preachy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:22, Reply)

The trick is to go before you leave the house

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:23, Reply)

what if the dead indians are in my toilet, eh? what then?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Then I'd have a word with your interior designer
Don't pretend you don't have one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:28, Reply)

you mean "the missus" then?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I would assume as much
How does Kapil Dev feel about being imprisoned in a giant cistern?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I dunno, but I think KP thinks the IPL has started early...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I'm not a big fan of Dilshan
So watching (Cricinfo describe) KP heaving him all over the place is a joy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:49, Reply)

It's got a bit tasty
SL complained about him switching stance and the umpires asked him to stop. Which is interesting, cos it isn't against the rules, to my knowledge. However, he stopped anyway, started conventionally reverse-sweeping and carried on battering them out of the ground.

Since that's basically like turning around and telling Rooney he has to take all penalties left-footed from now on .... fair play to him. Even if he is an arrogant saffer tool.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:53, Reply)

This is exactly why it's so maddening when he gets out cheaply
He thinks he can launch any bowler in the world to any part of the ground. And when he's in form, he can. Grr.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

there's going to be some massive fallout over this.
They warned him for time wasting. But it was Dilshan actually time wasting as he kept stopping in his delivery stride when KP switched stance. Nothing in the rules says you can't switch stance, and it's a valid way of combating leg side spin bowling.

Interesting*

*for you and I, every other poor cunt here is asleep now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Time wasting? After Dilshan pulled up twice in his approach in one over?
I reckon the umpires have caved to excessive whinging from Sri Lanka cos they're out of ideas. They should have told them to MTFU and get on with it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Someone's just tweeted this;
"Jayawardene 105 from 313 balls. KP 105 from 112 balls. KP warned for timewasting. Eh?"

Not relevant to the issue but made me chuckle.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

haha, nice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:13, Reply)

yeah, but everyone knows you're mad for a puddle party.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Oddly, no.
But if I was I'd not go on about it or would go to boards meant for such things.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:20, Reply)

to be fair, CQ
this board is for "conversation" and there's nowt that prohibits football or sport from that. If every fucking conversation was about football you'd have a point, but it ain't. Nowt wrong with you and others pointing out your displeasure but if others want to talk about it occasionally, deal with it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:29, Reply)

This is true
ANd people would be as free to discuss a common interest in watersports and I'd find it equally uninteresting, distasteful and dull.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Fair does.
I'm intrigued as to why sport is distasteful to you, though? I can see the other two.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Aside from finding it dull?
It's tribal and brings out the worst in people. It also strikes me a a waste of a lot of money that could be spend in almost anything better.

Sorry to push the watersports analogy, but it's a good one (something I have no moral objection to in it's self but don't enjoy or wish to hear about). Imagine if there were a National Pissing on Other People League and it was televised. Imagine top Pissers were paid millions. Imagine roaming gangs fighting over who was best...

Much like religion I guess, if you want to do it in your own time and find joy in it then good for you, genuinely happy you're having fun.The industry that has grown up around it however I find distasteful.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Luckily there's all kinds of awful down there
There's really only one place left up for grabs and Coventry are really fucking poor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:55, Reply)