Have I fuck
I wanted to be an actor, an author or an astronaut. I am sadly still in the position of not knowing what I want to do when I grow up.

I also gave up on my ambitions of playing professional football for Nottingham Forest some time ago, due to a combination of shitness and utter, utter shitness. If I'd anticipated that Forest would decide that being one of the best clubs in the country wasn't for them after all I might have tried harder. Also a shame I couldn't have anticipated that utter, utter shitness would one day not be a barrier to becoming the most expensive English player of all time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I take it from this that you never read past A in the school careers advice book.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:53, Reply)

I grew up in Nottingham mate
The "school careers book" only has two entries - getaway driver and gangland enforcer. I was thinking outside the box.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:58, Reply)

holy fuck
Darth and I had the same childhood ambitions.

*fist bumps*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Were you incessantly bullied every day of your school life from 5 to 18 as well?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:57, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Oh, you haven't lived mate
Character-building.

That character being a sexually confused idiot with cripplingly poor self-confidence
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:03, Reply)

*proffers hugz*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)

*accepts*
*gropes arse*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I can see what attracted the bullies to you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Past tense?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Well past it - we're at uncomfortably awkward now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:27, Reply)

You've flowered into a beautiful Rafflesia Arnoldii

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:44, Reply)

*farts*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:12, Reply)