I'm pretty much doing my dream job, doing creative stuff on computers.
My secondary one was to be a truck driver, I'd drive up and down the country listening to TalkSport and LBC on the radio. It still seems like a fucking wicked job to me. My third choice would be a train driver.

Looking at it today, all 3 jobs seem do'able paths for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:11, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You are Peter Sutcliffe aicm messages from God telling you to kill prossies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

They were talkin' 'bout sex workers on Big Question last weekend.
The editor for "The British Guide to Massage Parlors" or whatever was a creepy 60 year old man who was talking about regulating it and them paying tax and to make sure all the girls was over 16.

It was like he completely forgot the pretenses that massage parlours are for getting massarges.

They said phone in for more information, but they wouldn't give me a single prostertute's number.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)

you're going to have to seriously up your raping and hooker-murdering game
if you want to be a lorry driver.

And you don't have anywhere near enough days off sick to be a train driver.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I've acquired a German lorry driver as a stalker.
He's slightly less creepy than the convicted murderer I had before.
What is it about me that attracts creepy old men?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Well hell-o there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)

You shouldn't hang about on street corners.
In a mini skirt, and with a black eye.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I love that "Little Lady" rap with Ed Sheraan and that other bloke.
Forget the visit to the clinic you were booked in for,
You'll make a visit to the whittington where they'll look at your jaw,
They'll be inquizitive and ask about your buisness for sure,
They'll know you're fibbing if you say you got hit by a door.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Hey, some of us aren't that old.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Great minds think alike, you and monty must be on the exact same interlectual level. It's almost as if you two are the same person.
I'm not sure if I've insulted you or monty or both here. I'll let you two kids duke that out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I think we'll both take it with the clearly good grace it was meant, chap.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Bugger. ,P

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Another thing a history of seizures bans you from is long distance lorry driving.
I was less gutted about that one than I was the fast jets.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I think being wasted on opiates pretty much 24/7 and a lack of being able to take a dump at any point in time would be my biggest problem to that job.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)

It doesn't seem to preclude quite a few lorry drivers from doing it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Haha, is that only 'cus the codine bungs them up?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:34, Reply)