I've acquired a German lorry driver as a stalker.
He's slightly less creepy than the convicted murderer I had before.
What is it about me that attracts creepy old men?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:17, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well hell-o there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)

You shouldn't hang about on street corners.
In a mini skirt, and with a black eye.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I love that "Little Lady" rap with Ed Sheraan and that other bloke.
Forget the visit to the clinic you were booked in for,
You'll make a visit to the whittington where they'll look at your jaw,
They'll be inquizitive and ask about your buisness for sure,
They'll know you're fibbing if you say you got hit by a door.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Hey, some of us aren't that old.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)