You can watch the football with me.
It's fucking laughable. If you can't get above Barnsley in the table, you want fucking shooting.

Well, you know, not you personally.

in other news, two weeks tomorrow!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

City are going down.
I'm flicking between the West Ham and the Newcastle game on Sky.

Two weeks tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:13, Reply)

Jeffstock, baby!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:17, Reply)

woop woop!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:18, Reply)

I think cavy's alarm has just gone off.#

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Of course.
I thought today was Saturday.

I'd imagine it'll rain though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I've been thinking it was Saturday all day.
Long weekends are weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Not as weird as your face.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Oh, that's harsh.
HARSH, jeff!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:24, Reply)

Not as harsh as your face.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:26, Reply)

You so want me

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:31, Reply)

I want you to get a job.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Well, that makes two of us.
I'm now down to 'assistant manager at Farmfoods' and 'part time admin assistant at Brean leisure Park'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:37, Reply)

I hope you get the job at Brean.
You can then post a nice long meesage on here explaining to Dozer and Battered why they might not want to go to visit.

If they aren't tall enough to use anything but the tea-cup ride, it might not be worth the entrance fee.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:45, Reply)

oh, eeyore!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Got your pirate outfit sorted for the occasion?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:23, Reply)

sorted?
this makes it sounds like I'd have to plan a pirate outfit. I can see my tricorn from here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Just to make it clear.
It isn't a fancy dress occasion.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)

i may just wear a hat, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:29, Reply)

I'd wear some other clothes as well
just to be on the safe side.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:32, Reply)

really?
I thought it would be warmer in England?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Just drink Old Bristolian all night and you'll be warm enough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)

Old Bristolian = Tony Benn?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Morph.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)

Morph's dead.
Chas set the place on fire as in insurance job.

Mr Bennett now lives in Antigua.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)

No.
I can't believe Chas torced the pencil box.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:45, Reply)

That scrubbing brush is dead too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Good.
I never liked it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:48, Reply)

Went up like kindling.
But it's alright. Tony Hart used it as charcoal to draw a police sketch of Chas.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:52, Reply)

Spoilsport

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)

If you want to see boobies that much
I believe there might be some pictures of them on the internet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)

I have also heard such rumours
Extremely difficult to track down, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)

BOOOBIES!
4.bp.blogspot.com/_X8HP0Z0XyrQ/S6ccIDx-LBI/AAAAAAAAAUI/aIOVfqxc8Ag/s400/blue_footed_boobies-dance-thumb.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

I wonder if the cider boat will stock this for the weekend?
www.gwyntcidershop.com/product/dog_dancer/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)

did you make that?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

Clearly not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)

If they do,
we shall rename it Dog Fucker in your honour.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

I can't imagine they will have it on.
They said to me that the 21st was their St George celebration, and Dog Dancer is a Welsh brew.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)