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Come on kids.
Some of you must have decided to spend some of the bank holiday on the sofa!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
I'm on the sofa, Jeff
I have beer and records and I am browsing the Internet for more records.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
I've got Ribena.
But I might have a smoke in a minute.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I'd love a smoke right now

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Why not have one then.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
Nothing to smoke
And I'm not allowed.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Well that's you fucked then, innit.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
It fucking well is, alright

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Have another beer instead.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Oh I will.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I might have one when i've finished my Ribena.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I've got some lovely stuff

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
I'm very jealous
I'd settle for some mediocre homegrown right now though.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I'll bet you'd even consider soapbar.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I used to smoke tons of shite solid when I was a student.
Then the hydroponics industry took off in this country and suddenly there was an abundance of nice weed.
But to answer your question, yes I'd just like to be stoned.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
I'll smoke one for you, right now.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Yeah, thanks.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
the sofa is over there
I could get the netbook and move the 2 metres to have a sit down on it.

I've been feeling spaced all day and achieved very very little
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)
What were you hoping to get done and what have you failed to do?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
I don't really know
I have lots of things I could do over the break, I've done a few. Still need to fix photoshop, mark work, read lots of things for important thing in a few weeks' time, clean out car, take things to the dump, sort out art room, change addresses on things. Shit, that list got long quickly. I think I should have fun at some point, too, but I don't know what that would entail
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Save up all your fun point until JeffSTOCK.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)
But then I will pop with fun
I need to let some out slowly to avoid danger
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Why not spend some time in the 'Cavy outdoor shag shed?'

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
on my own that is basically just wanking in a shed.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Well, it's somewhere else to have a wank.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
variety is the spice of life

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
What are you going to do tomorrow?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
*shrugs*
feed a cat, go to a gig. Not sure about the rest
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Why not chat to the piggies.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
i always do

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
You could download some telly.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
where do you download your telly from?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I don't. I tend to watch proper telly.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I can see why you have achieved very little then
That all sounds incredibly dull.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
seriously is
I think I need to make something or do some art or something, that usually cheers me up
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I went to see some art last night
My friend had some work on display at an exhibition in town.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
what kind of arts?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
My friend's was a sound installation/sculpture
But there was other stuff there too.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I'm Playing video games at my mates house. Living the dream

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I thought you were going out in Bristol this evening,

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
At mates now in bed minster might go to pub in a bit.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Go to the Spotted Cow.
It's a nice pub. I took Lighty there.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Moo would suggest a gay pub like that.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Pull the udder one.
It's a great pub.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
We cud go there I suppose

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
make sure they put the heating on
otherwise you'll be....

and have to wear a...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
I dairy ya to.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Baz is staying in til Sunday and Monday cos thems are the big ones.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Who have Fulham got over the weekend?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Bolton away tomorrow (snooze)
Chelsea at home on Monday. I'm supposed to be going, got a free ticket, but how events will probably transpire on Sunday night/Monday morning means I have little faith in me being in SW6 for kick off. It's on tele so I'll probably watch it dying in my bed.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Are you ill, or are you expecting a big night out?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
The latter.
It could be amazing, it could be alright, it could be shit. I dunno, I'm quite looking forward to it.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Come on Jeff, it's always the latter with Baz

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
I know Lighty.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
I've been to watch the match,
come home for some food, and now I'm off out again.

See ya, losers.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
^ Check out employed boy suddenly being a man-about-town.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Oh yeah.
Actually I'm hoping to see a mate who's 50 today. I'll be seeing him on Sunday, although he doesn't know it yet as it's a surprise party. Trouble is him and his missus are at an all day blues gig and we can't get through to them. So we hope to bump into them at their regular after the gig finishes.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Any excuse to go to a pub, eh?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Yup.
I'm off now. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
So did everyone go out with DG then?
In other news I've got another beer and could easily spend a lot of money on records. All donations gratefully received.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I have just got myself a beer Tangles.
Would you believe it.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Bank holiday madness, right here

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
First sign of Madness...
Suggs walking up your driveway.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
So do you want to buy me some records then, Jeff?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Why I'd love to spend several grand on records for you Tangles.
Nothing would give me more pleasure.

Well, actually, lots of things would. So on reflection... Sorry Tangles, I'll have to pass.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I'm not asking for several grand
Individually these records cost 7.99 - 11.99, but I could easily drop 10+ into my shopping basket.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
And there in lies the issue Tangles.
It would be cheaper for you to collect football stickers.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
No one to swap with :(

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I'll buy you this if you can find it on 12" so I can buy it too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmxaeoz4BjI
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Oh Barry, when will I learn not to click your really bent links?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Never
This has been rinsed for the past week whilst the weather was nice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p985VoXNuqM
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This more actually
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tElEphEIuaw
It's not camp disco this time I swear, it's a recent banging tune.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
That is not a banging tune.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
How about the album version?
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kashif-S-T-205-347-German-LP-1st-Press-1983-Arista-/370557523988?pt=UK_Records&hash=item5646f31814#ht_2136wt_958
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
i ate some rice pudding and now I feel a bit sick

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I can't remember the last time I had rice pudding.
I think I've got mild Ambrosia.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
i remember the last time you told that joke
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1480787

edit: also, b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1028922
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I don't.
I think I've got mild Ambrosia.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
wait, here's another
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post970124
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Nope
On the sofa, binge drinking after a day of housework. Will most likely do this for the next three days.

Sigh.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
BERT!

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Bert yourself!

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Who were you before you fucked off?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
I'd rather not say.
I got put on lists and crap :-)

I didn't involve myself in the talkboards before as frankly I was too scared. Have braved it tonight as I have had an entire bottle of wine.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Well that makes it more interesting.
What lists are we talking about here?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
I'm guessing AB's fail archive

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Of course.
Well isn't that most people?

Although saying that, the return of 'Call Me Mistress' does seem to coincide with the release of Shannon Matthews mother - and she's probably on a list/register these days. So it might be her.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Haha

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Damn.
You got me.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
A list compiled by a certain scary member.
I think I had posted about my boobs or something and was deemed an attention seeker. Twas long ago and I have been a lurker ever since.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)
So, boobs you say....

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Yep.
Two. As is the standard.

I don't want to end up on the list of doom again though...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Well we're all lovely here.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Ahh good :)

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
How long were you gone for?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Oh gawd I dont remember exactly.
Ages. I got all upset and silly :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Did you lock a small person in the space under a bed?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This, from a man whose name indicates he molests canines.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
*sobs*
How are you Noel?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Meh.
But I'm playing guitar at an acoustic night and meeting a girl next week, on the same night.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Do you play in a band, or just for pleasure?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Pleasure mostly, I'm collaborating with one of my closest friends for a gig at the end of April in Portsmouth for a birthday party.
Partly shitting myself about it, partly just relying on my inner smug guitarist.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Are you singing as well?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Yup, not entirely sure which song I'm gonna do yet but it'll be the first time I've played in front of more than a couple of people in twenty years.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Wow.
That's exciting (but I'm guessing you're shitting yourself).

How many folk do you expect to be there?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Probably 30+
and a girl I've not seen in six or seven years. There was definitely a spark back then, but she was seeing a mutual friend. We'll see, it'll be a fun night.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Shhh Jeff's on the pull
Don't cramp his style.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
I hardly think suggesting a newb' is the mother of Shannon Matthews is classic 'pull' technique.
But if it works......
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
You've been out of the game for too long...

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Unless she changes her name to "Call Me Princess" I don't think he's in with a chance.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
I've been single for so long
Frankly anything with a pulse has a chance.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
You'll fit right in here.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Excellent!

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
My 2nd car was called Jeff.
Only I spelt it Geoff.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Did it fuck dogs?
(I'll accept 'came off better in a low-speed accident with a Rover).
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Sadly no.
It was just a simple metro.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
a ROVER Metro.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
There are no scary members here
Only harmless nerds.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Well, I hope so.
Taking a giant leap of faith by chatting on here. Very scared!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
As long as you can cope with being called a bender
And the occasional accusation of being Bert, you'll be fine.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
So says the most bent of all the benders.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I thought I was Bert?
It's all so confusing
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I will take bender as a compliment.
And I am not even sure what bert is exactly. But again, I will assume it is a term of affection.

Be gentle with me, I am on pills for my nerves.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Thank you for being nice to me everyone.
I need a bit of nice in my life at the moment - so thank you xxx
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Bender.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Awww thanks xx

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Fuck off Bert

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Responding with love x

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I like breasts.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Broadsword?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Yeah, thanks, I grew it myself.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
I meant to say to you
that photo you took by the Angel of teh North is fucking excellent. i loved it.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Thank you my dear.
I've been lax with the camera recently, shit's been up. How're you?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Yeah, not bad, ta.
I don't feel my pictures have been up to much cop recently though. I really haven't been getting out with the camera enough, and the shots I'm grabbing are starting to show it.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Just take it EVERYWHERE
and every time you see something that moves you, shoot it.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
I haven't got a sofa.
Is this going to be a problem?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
It's all over b3th.
We can't be friends unless you've got a sofa.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Fuck.
We threw it out a couple of years ago because it broke. We have an armchair each, including the dog.
If any guests come, one of us has to sit on the floor.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
You sofa broke... Was Stunned Poster involved?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Yeah.
He kicked it in disgust when he realised he couldn't climb up onto it.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Stunned has previous for sofa damage.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Twice, wasn't it?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Once, Twice, three time a settee.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Hang on
I'm thinking of Battered, aren't I? Stunned poster isn't a shortarse.
Thus rendering my joke shit.

*deletes account*
*kills self*
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Never mind.
You'll meet Stunned at JeffSTOCK.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
I can barely wait.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)
I almost believe you.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Would it help if I did a happy 'can't wait' dance?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I don't want you getting over excited and making yourself ill before the big day.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
alright Bertoids?
I made Mexican lasagne for din dins and am now polishing off an auchentoshan.

Thus is how it feels to be the best looking man on OT.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
It's all about the 'short' with you innit!

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:48, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-fX0UbpZls&ob=av2e
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
yo tangles
I am very fucking far from being a harmless nerd.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Perhaps
But the person you are most likely to harm is yourself.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I am hardly likely to serial kill myself, am I?
Before you took part and were only lurking, who was your favourite OTer?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I love you all equally

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
I am the only one with a Ted Bundy fixation.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
And he was the star of 'Married With Children', yes?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
No.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
:-(

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
That was Christina Applegate's tits.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
She was lovely in that.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Didn't she have them removed?
4EVA IN R HARTZ
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Say it ain't so.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
She had cancer, or something

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:17, Reply)
That's a shame.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
you are that chubby ginger chick AICMFP.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
What, swipe?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
You'll be meeting her as well.
*Remembers to take paddling pool full of wet mud*
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Swipe is neither a chubbo nor a baked bean head.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
She told us the other day she was tarred with the rusty brush

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
My sideburns are gingerish.
That don't make me no ranga.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
They'd probably be darker if tehy were further away from the ground.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Chicks dig my sideburns.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Is it true that chicks also 'dig' the fact you seem to be standing in a hole?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Of course not.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Goonies lols

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Right, I have about 25 minutes before my sleeping pill kicks in...
So I could do with a little light entertainment in the meantime. What do I need to know about this place?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Everyone is a bender. But not really.
All newbies will be accused of being Bert until the point of acceptance.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Oh, and Dozer has stolen the 'shortest man on OT' crown from Battered by half an inch.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Everyone's bent.
Nobody is cool except Monty.
All the girls are attention seekers.
anybody new is either bert or roger. Or freefair.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
I'm cool.
I got a special note from Monty to confirm it.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I heard he called you 'fucking shit'

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
He pines for me if I don't text him every couple of days.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
We all do.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Well, there isn't enough of me to go around.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Not now taht you're in training, anyway.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Innit.
I'm half the man I was. Which isn't saying a lot.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
I've lost ten pounds.
I'm quite excited by this.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
I'll bet that was trying to grab a cuddly toy on the pier.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
ha ha.
Only two stone to go and I'm back down to normal size.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
How have you lost the weight?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)
weightwatchers.
Me and his lordship are doing it together.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
I'm sure he loves you all the more for this.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
It was his idea!

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Anything to stop you spending money in that ice-cream shop by the pier, eh?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)
I've only ever been there once!

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)
+ a day for years.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)
: (

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)
You know I'm pulling your leg!
Only two weeks to go!

Is Mr B3th as excited as you?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:35, Reply)
Not so much, no.
In fact, he'll probably refuse to get out of the car.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Tell him I'll buy him a drink.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)
I shall tell him.
You can share stories about how shit I am at getting jobs.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)
Is there anyone or anything that Boyce hasn't called "fucking shit"?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Lusty?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
me.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Only me.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
I see.
Will I be accepted quicker if I just admit I'm an attention seeking Bert?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
No.
You need to get involved, expect a bit of abuse and contribute.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Righty ho.
I shall attempt this then :-)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Roll with the punches.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Is it Bella?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
haha

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
I'm not Bella.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
SNUGGLESACKS

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)
ello

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Kroney is more excited about meeting you than he is about his own birthday.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
I should think so too

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)
All I get at the moment is gazzed messages and people saying, 'I can't wait to meet b3th'.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:57, Reply)
*sarcasm meter explodes*

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
Seriously.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
: p

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
I've got no idea who is actually going.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24043

And every bastard one of them is looking forward to meeting me.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
What I mean, is that I don't Facebook.
So I've not ides who signed up, and who can't make it now.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
No-one's said anything to me on facebook about it.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Have they blocked you?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Yeah.
They hate me.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
heh heh heh
It'll be a fun night out.

And you'll get so drunk you'll be sick all the way home.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
i really won't.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
You'll be up to go to a car boot sale won't you.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
No, probably not.
i just don't drink that much. I'm really not that good at it.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
Well I'm sure someone will find you a drink you like.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
I don't trust people who don't drink.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9CT738kfx8
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
I'm moving over here

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
Me too,

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)
It's nice over here

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)
It is that.
What are you doing tomorrow, honey?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:34, Reply)
Do you know, I have no idea.
I promised the boss I'd help him do some stuff on his eBay site, but apart from that, I don't think there's anything much going on.
I've got a lot of TV recorded on sky+, so I might watch some more of that.

What about you?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:36, Reply)
Rough plan.
Gym in the morning for half an hour, then off out to watch City lose to the Darth Benders and then going for a bite to eat and more drinks.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:39, Reply)
You're playing the Florists tomorrow?
It's a battle of David versus ... david.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:40, Reply)
It's Bent vs. Bent.
However, I think he'll be the happier of the two come full time.

City are shocking.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:43, Reply)
Seeing as I support neither of these shit teams
I may well be happier than both of you.
is it on terrestrial?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:44, Reply)
It's on sky.
So you'll have to go to the pub to watch it. Or find a stream online.

Either way, two weeks from now, I expect City to be more than relegated. It has bearing on when I make it to JeffSTOCK. If we're down, I'll be there from lunchtime, if not, I'll go to the game and then go to the cider boat.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:47, Reply)
+ cry in your pint

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:49, Reply)
I expect City to lose tomorrow
And then lose to Coventry and Monday. And THEN for Nicky Maynard to score a hatrick for West Ham a week on Tuesday and for City to go down.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:51, Reply)
I was quite entranced today by that bloke from West Ham's haircut.
It was epic.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:54, Reply)
Was it a cow-lick?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:58, Reply)
He had a mohican.
Vas Te, or something. Foreign looking johnny.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:59, Reply)
That doesn't sound like Stunned.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:03, Reply)
Is Stunned poster foreign?
That explains all the criminal damage to furniture.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:06, Reply)

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