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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, I have about 25 minutes before my sleeping pill kicks in...
So I could do with a little light entertainment in the meantime. What do I need to know about this place?
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Everyone is a bender. But not really.
All newbies will be accused of being Bert until the point of acceptance.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Oh, and Dozer has stolen the 'shortest man on OT' crown from Battered by half an inch.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Everyone's bent.
Nobody is cool except Monty.
All the girls are attention seekers.
anybody new is either bert or roger. Or freefair.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
I'm cool.
I got a special note from Monty to confirm it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I heard he called you 'fucking shit'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
He pines for me if I don't text him every couple of days.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
We all do.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Well, there isn't enough of me to go around.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Not now taht you're in training, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Innit.
I'm half the man I was. Which isn't saying a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
I've lost ten pounds.
I'm quite excited by this.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
I'll bet that was trying to grab a cuddly toy on the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
ha ha.
Only two stone to go and I'm back down to normal size.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
How have you lost the weight?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)
weightwatchers.
Me and his lordship are doing it together.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
I'm sure he loves you all the more for this.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
It was his idea!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Anything to stop you spending money in that ice-cream shop by the pier, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)
I've only ever been there once!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)
+ a day for years.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)
You know I'm pulling your leg!
Only two weeks to go!

Is Mr B3th as excited as you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:35, Reply)
Not so much, no.
In fact, he'll probably refuse to get out of the car.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Tell him I'll buy him a drink.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)
I shall tell him.
You can share stories about how shit I am at getting jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)
Is there anyone or anything that Boyce hasn't called "fucking shit"?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Lusty?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Only me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
I see.
Will I be accepted quicker if I just admit I'm an attention seeking Bert?
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
No.
You need to get involved, expect a bit of abuse and contribute.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Righty ho.
I shall attempt this then :-)
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Roll with the punches.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Is it Bella?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
I'm not Bella.

(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
SNUGGLESACKS

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)
ello

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Kroney is more excited about meeting you than he is about his own birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
I should think so too

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)
All I get at the moment is gazzed messages and people saying, 'I can't wait to meet b3th'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:57, Reply)
*sarcasm meter explodes*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
Seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
: p

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
I've got no idea who is actually going.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24043

And every bastard one of them is looking forward to meeting me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
What I mean, is that I don't Facebook.
So I've not ides who signed up, and who can't make it now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
No-one's said anything to me on facebook about it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Have they blocked you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Yeah.
They hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
heh heh heh
It'll be a fun night out.

And you'll get so drunk you'll be sick all the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
i really won't.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
You'll be up to go to a car boot sale won't you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
No, probably not.
i just don't drink that much. I'm really not that good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
Well I'm sure someone will find you a drink you like.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
I don't trust people who don't drink.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)

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