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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've woken up to find the theme tune
From 'Postman Pat' going round my head.

I hope you day has started better than mine.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)
I've woken up with Carolina Drama by The Raconteurs going round in my head.
I was learning to play it last night.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)
I'm watching The Crystal Maze.
That'll teach Postman Pat a lesson.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 10:22, Reply)
If I were Ed I'd have found it hard not to kick that noisy whiny short dumpy scouse girl in the cunt.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)
He should have stabbed her
With the swords of a thousand men.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)
I''ve had to sing that on a 25-minute loop to get the kids to settle one night.
I could have murdered that three-fingered cunt.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Sounds painful

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Nah, three fingers is just right.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Pfft!

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
I woke up.
At my age, that's got to be considered a bonus.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Good morning Mrs Brick

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Are you comparing me to 'internet hottie' Samantha Brick?
or is this some other clever joke I'm completely missing?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I was calling you Sam, yes.
What ya gonna do about it?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)
I shall tell the internet
that you all hate me because I'm beautiful.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)
How are you today?
I'm going to the gym shortly, and out for drinks this evening.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)
I've finished clearing my work space
and now I have a nice clean, tidy desk. Just need to start on my filing cabinet now.
Well, maybe not 'now'. Maybe 'when it doesn't look so scary'.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)
Why not go to the bookies
And put some money on Florest.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)
i've been to the gym
later i go to see www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k_cd44iBuU&feature=fvst

Monty would be proud
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
I woke up.
I wish I didn't. Nothing planned, rubbish day ahead.
EDIT: Although I woke up in a good mood, I was woken up by me laughing my tits off at a dream I was having.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Why not go out for a fry up
And then go for a nice walk.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:03, Reply)
I'm not touching fatty foods until I've lost about a stone.
I've hit crisis point weight wise. Might go for a long walk though.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
I imagined you to be short and slim.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
I'm 5 foot ten, I think that's average.
And eleven and a half stone which is way too much.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)
no it isn't
www.nhs.uk/Livewell/healthy-living/Pages/height-weight-chart.aspx
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I'm 6' 1"
And tipping the scales at just under 79kg. I'm guessing that is fairly healthy.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
5' 11" and 13 stone-ish
good to see that's a healthy weight (just). When I looked up on the internet a few years ago it said I needed to be 11st 7 which looked fucking impossible at the time.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
So I only need to grow 5 inches
to be considered not overweight. Good to know.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Man definitely needs to lose weight/tone up.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I am the Samantha Brick of OT.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Is Samantha
A short arse as well?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
OH LOL

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Afternoon all
I have had two - TWO - sausage and egg sandwiches and am currently watching Sunderland v Tottenham via the naughtynet.

I was going over to Shrewsbury this evening but that's been postponed until tomorrow now so I will have a quiet one I think. Might watch Forest - City for the lols.

I have "kitten in a teapot" to the tune of "Mirror in the bathroom" stuck in my head thanks to a facebook post.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)
It's rubbish when a plan comes together and then falls apart within ten minutes.
Was supposed to go and watch the game on dodgy Sky in Putney. Not happening now because a couple people can't be arsed. Today needs to be over and done with.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)
My "goto" site
www.footballstreaming.info/streams/todays-links/
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Not even sure I can be bothered to watch it.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)
We're winning 1-0
Blackburn away support is pathetic.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
We've just gone 1-0 up, have that.
I've been to the Reebok three times and witnessed three mind numbingly boring 0-0 draws, I also kind of saw us win 3-1 there but I left at half time to go back to the pub cos I was off my tits. I missed all the goals.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
2 for you now
that man Dempsey's on fire.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I'm sure Makepeace will save him

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)
He's alright.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)
3-0 for both of us now!
Surely this has to bode well for Jeff later.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
We're actually a fucking good team.
When we play properly. Just a shame that happens once every four games.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I'm not sure how the Baggies winning 3-0
Means City won't lose to the Darth Bummers.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
O Yea of Little Faith

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:16, Reply)
You've seen just how poor we are!

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:17, Reply)
My four year old nephew woke me at 5.30
by asking 'why is easter?'. I suspect he's even more confused now than he was as I sleepily explained about jesus, bunnies and pagan symbolism.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Bless.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Oh me oh my.
The girl has agreed to come out with me tomorrow for the big night out we're having. How long until she drops out? Who knows, stay tuned to find out.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
My money is on 'a couple of hours before you're due to go out'.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Please let me bask in the 'I'm well happy' phase.
Thing is regardless of how good the night is tomorrow, it will be utter shit if she drops out cos I'll be bummed out init. But for now, happiness.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Sorry Baz.
Glad you're well happy. And well all be here for you when, as she's done countless times in the past, she blows you out at the last minute.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
I have roughly twenty four hours of smitten glee.
Before it comes crashing down.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Enjoy it while it lasts Baz.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
OK
I need distracting for about half an hour

what you guys up to? what're your plans for this evening?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Waiting for Stoke - Wolves?
www.sickipedia.org/joke/1264819
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
uh?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I put a joke on sickipeda (my FB status)
some cunt has deleted it because there was a similar but worse version already on the site.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Also Stoke kick off against Wolves at 17:30.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)
real wolves?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)
I would pay to see that

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
i seen that
kinda works best if you've heard about air tycoon first. Welldone for lols, though
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Ta.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:41, Reply)
Lighty - are you watching this?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)
Yes, you're in yellow aren't you?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Apparently.
Although it seems no one has told Jamie McAlister this.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)
you do appear to be under the cosh a bit

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)
The only City play making any sort of effort is Cole Skuse.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)
It's making me want to watch stoke wolves
that's how bad it is.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:04, Reply)
I'm thinking of doing something else.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:05, Reply)
When watching us on the tele I always have it on mute and listen to music/watch something else on my laptop.
I got through two episodes of The Sheild "watching" the Fulham game today.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:13, Reply)
I'm so bored, I'm on my second pint of squash watching the game.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:33, Reply)
oooh! They've scored.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)
I was off having a fag
how did that happen?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:38, Reply)
3 wise men came from the east

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)
According to BBC
There's a Championship game on at the moment, and Nottingham Forest goalkeeper Lee Camp has just given away the most blatant penalty you'll ever see. He absolutely hauls down Jon Stead, and Chris Wood converts the spot-kick to put Bristol City ahead. Nightmare for Camp that one.

Chris Wood - West Brom loanee. Say "Thanks Lighty".
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)
Thanks Lighty.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:47, Reply)
Should have had a second there
Chris Wood involved again
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:11, Reply)
The first time we've strung together 4 passes and the ball ends up in the back of the net.
It was never offside.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:13, Reply)
I'm currently helping my brother track down a ketamine dealer in Clapham.
Does this make me a cool older brother or an irresponsible one?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)
Go to www.yell.co.uk
And search for 'vet'
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:48, Reply)

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