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Happy Easter /OT
Come on you lurkers, why don't you use the keyboard and call in. No one is going to call you Bert, or swear at you. It is easter after all.

I've just had my annual full english brekky, and now I'm going to spend the next couple of hours under various sinks doing plumbing. Beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:30, 278 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
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(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Happy Easter
Enjoy your plumbing thing.

I am feeling sick after consuming an Easter egg in about two minutes. However, as we all know, all Easter eggs 'go off' at midnight.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Kitchen tap washer replaced and bathroom sink unblocked.
I have no eggs :(.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Aww :-(
I'd offer you an egg, but it seems rather forward.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
morning
I am pretty much deaf still from the gig last night. Today I intend to do some tidying. Not eaten and easter egg yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)
Jim Jones Revue eh.
But is it enough to get Monty to move to Wales?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
ha! that was a one off
cool bands very rarely get this far west.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I don't feel well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Neither do I.
I haven't eaten all day and have no cigarettes, not hard to work out what's wrong.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Go out.
Think about buying food, but come back with smokes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I'm smoking a roll up without a filter.
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)
hahaha
It'll be SuperKings next.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I'm going to throw the rest of the tobacco away so I can't do this any more.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)
You should call Collymore
And tell him.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I just bought a packet of these


Turns out they're not electronic, but they have a little capsule of menthol that you 'click' to release.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I tried the Lucky Strike ones of them.
They're pants and people think you're smoking menthols.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Menthol fags are lovely when you're pissed
how's it going with little miss trouble?
(berk, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Happy Easter berk
Did you get any non personal injury related eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Guess what, right, I fancied an easter egg, so I went to tescos, THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY. NOT ONE.
Waitrose is closed the corner shop doesn't have any.

I'm not saying this is the worst day of my life, it's far from it, but I am not a happy bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Could you not just have regular chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
tis not same.
I have ice cream and blue cheese and 24 hour clinical depression.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
What kind of blue cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Roqufort, I'm 50/50 between that and Costello.
I bought some costello a few days ago but I can't find, I susspect when I do find it, it'll be super blue, which isn't a bad thing.

I split my jacket potato in half, mash the guts with butter, and the put a bit of blue cheese on top. That's my 'thing' of the moment. I microwave them for 10 minutes and then cover in oil and crunchy-salt and then put then in the oven and forget about them 'till approx 4 TV shows are over.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Try adding it to mashed potatoes
makes for a exciting shepards pie or sauasage and mash
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
That would deffo work for me.
I'm not a big Mash fan, as I like the skins as much as I like the guts, but in a potato-topped-pie, you still get crunchy bits, so thats OK.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
yep,
I reccomend a good strong blue cheese to liven up mash.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I wonder if you can get pure blue that is still edible....
... like, think, imagine this, you could create other things that are blue, like...ermm... I can't htink right now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
M&M's
and peanut M&M's?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I bought some Reeces Peaces yesterday, they're alright, I want to sprinkle them on top of a banoffee pie.
I was thinking blue cheese flavour would work well anything savory and creamy or crunchy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
They are best on hot days I find
like ice cream for the lungs
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
as the face of coll3ctive Sunday Science
I believe you and will begin smoking forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Guess who's just dropped out for tonight?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
What was her excuse this time?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
She's "lost her bank card".
Gonna text her saying if she ain't interested have the decency to tell me. Fuck her.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I think this is the point in time where you should post here photo so we can all make snap judgements.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I can't bare to even go on her profile.
Not cos I'm upset, I'm just angry with myself for being such a muggins. Moving on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Ain't met one yet thats worth throwing a wobbly over.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I have a back up plan.
I think this other girl likes me. I think.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
You should mention that when you tell miss picky to go fuck herself.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Hold up now, let's get this straight.
Dont' tell backup girl that she's backup girl.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
No, no, no.
Tell first girl you don't need her nayway, because bachup girl is willing.

As long as the two don't know each other, it's fine. And if I know girls, that should be enough to get first girl to come back for more. There's nothing that makes a man more attractive than thinking he's not available to you any more.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is my plan.
Not tell her directly, but make it so obvious that she can't not know. Plus this girl is just as funny/hot. Last Halloween she went as Heather Mills.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Did she chop her leg off?
That would be dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
She studies Fine Art.
So she painted her leg; tinyurl.com/c9oefd3
You can't see the "PAUL IS A CUNT" that's also written on the back of her t-shirt. She's a good egg, although her aceness/hotness isn't particularly viewable in that snap.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Impressive!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
That's actually really good.
And she certainly does look rather nice. But if she's a good egg, don't mess her around. Only move on if you're ready to move on.

/mummy blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I wouldn't mess her or anyone else about, ever.
She split from her last fella because she wanted a "proper" relationship and he didn't. That's where Barry can hopefully come in, I'm Mr Hopeless Romantic who loves having proper relationships.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
+ and LOVES football

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I can't believe I got Stan to join in with me shouting that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)
i missed all that
but there ain't no way I'd listen to radio 5
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Talksport init.
I have no idea what possessed me to call, I was just bored. I didn't get my shout outs though :(
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Nicely done
A* for effort, A* for execution, B for visable instances of 'paul is a cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
The amount of guys called Paul who wanted a photo with her back was ridiculous
Case in point; tinyurl.com/cbfbbo6
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I know quite a lot of Pauls.
I don't think any of them are cunts, but a coupe of them would probably have loved taking that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This could possibly be where I've gone wrong all my life =/

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Hi Jeff
I'm now bummed out that I cannot go to jeffstock
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Too bad.
I hope you've got a note from your mum, otherwise it'll mean detention.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Its going to take four hours to cook the pork joint
however just we realised this Lawrence of arabia came on the telly.

Synergy bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I am happy that West Brom are now safe
Off up to Shrewsbury later. I have had a sausage and egg sandwich and now am watching the last episode of Misfits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I've just had a bowl of cereal, right, and I wasn't even hungry.
I just had it because I realised I probably ought to have eaten *something* by now.

There isn't even any chocolate in the house. I call this very bad form.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Oh lordy, the clinical depression has gone contagious and is spread via the internet =/

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I don't think I'm depressed today.
I'm in a shitload of pain, but I don't think I'm particularly depressed.
How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Do you have any Make It Go Away pills? Where 'bouts you hurting?
I'm OK today, a bit Oh Woe Is Me, but I'm not in pain, which is good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I had a nap earlier, and woke up wih all my joints seized.
My knees are throbbing like a priest at choir practice.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Do you have an understanding fella who's got a magic hand that knows exactly how to turn a tap on a bath and combine the locians and potians from The Body Shop ?
Someone who, should they need to use the lavatory half way through, won't strike up a conversation about whatever the headline they're reading in the papers.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I doubt it.
But at least we have two bathrooms, which helps the second point.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Can he at _least_ download every ray winston movie?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Check this out and then ask that again ! I <3 Ray.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m54cofLHRo
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Leave id aaaaaart you slaaaaaag

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Can you imagine what it would be like to be him? I think if I was Ray Winstone and I gave someone a hug, they would feel at the exact same time so safe and yet so scared.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is pissing me off now
any tips for getting rid of that buzzy deafness?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Have a wank

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
That's your answer to everything.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Head gaskets gone on the Mondeo. Bugger

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
;(
mine cost 300 odd quid when that happened
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
That won't be cheap.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Cars rarely are.
Mine cost me nigh on a grand already this year. Hopefully that'll be it until next year, though.

In other news, my head hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
Hangover
Or just a bit run down?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:02, Reply)
haven't been drinking.
I just have a headache and feel sick.

Ugh.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:17, Reply)
Felt rough earlier
But feel better now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:31, Reply)
Low blood sugar shakes and dizziness have just kicked in.
i'm off to the kitchen to see what I can do about this.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)
I know.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:55, Reply)
Well don't spend your cider tokens
Fixing it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:04, Reply)
I know this sounds typical me, but I love my throw I bought yesterday, its so soft and nice. I'm all about the textures, I feel so comfortable under it.
I'm gonna have a big long bath tonight, with bubbles and candles and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)
What time are you being fucked by men?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Your men?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:09, Reply)
A fella's gotta treat himself sometimes, ain't like anyone else is gonna do it for me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:12, Reply)
OH BOY ! I have port and morphine and methadone and flake and my ipad to order something from justeat.com

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:35, Reply)
Can I move in with you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:37, Reply)
I'll lose my single person living allowance but I think it would be worth it ;D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:02, Reply)
Gonz you are awesome.
You're bathroom is bent as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
It fucking rocks !
I went b&q yesterday and I might be getting a new kitchen after all as they are so much cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
You want to go careful in B&Q
I went in there the other day and some old bloke asked me if I wanted decking.

I managed to get the first punch in, but you might not be so lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:08, Reply)
The pile of grass outside was smoking, so I told someone that maybe someone dropped a fag in it or something.
And I looked at me like I was an idiot for 5 seconds and then told me it was the methaine... I ain't seen that before.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:39, Reply)
you farted in teh grass?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:41, Reply)
Holy shit that was a long bath, I just got out.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:13, Reply)
I've decided I'm going to get monumentally fucked this evening.
Fuck the world. Who's in?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Deal

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Aye, go on then Baz.
Where are you taking us?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:06, Reply)
Horse & Groom, Shoreditch.
I'm quite despondent at the moment. But fuck it, I'm dusting myself down and seizing the day, I'm not gonna let anyone make me feel like shit. I'm gonna go bananas, which is ideal seeing as I've just got a text off a mate saying "I'm taking out 20g with me". All are welcome.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:12, Reply)
You should phone
Monty and Stunned. They'll lead you astray.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:20, Reply)
I think Monty's away.
He messaged me his number though I'll drop him a text.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:25, Reply)
20gs of what?
I'm not sure what drugs where 20gs is a good amount, I know coke is sold by the gram so it must be too much, and weed and hash is by the ounce so that would be too little,
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:05, Reply)
Too much for monty and stunned?
Hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I feel sorry for their families =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Anyone else having a fairly shit Easter Sunday?

(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
It hasn't been too bad.
Why is your easter shit?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Long story
I wouldn't want to bore you. To cut it short, I've not been well.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)
GET WELL SOON!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Thank you xx
Nothing a sizable lottery win, a lifetimes supply of wine and a sex life wouldn't cure :-)
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Give Cavy and Monty back the login they share!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:43, Reply)
hey! i don't often complain about money!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)
:-)

(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
True.
Hang on. I'll amend it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Haha

(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)
:-)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
better

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)
just spent it being a bit zonked
I need to sort my head out, I had a day like this Friday, too. It's not helpful.

why was your's shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I've not been feeling too good.
Hope you feel better.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:31, Reply)
OH BOY ! I'M GETTING A TAKE AWAY ! OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY !
I decided to try mostly stuff I've never had before

X 462. Thai Coconut Egg Fried Rice with Pineapple
X 55. Roast Duck with Cashew Nuts & Yellow Bean Sauce
X 69. Shanghai Crispy Honey Garlic Chicken
X 24. Crispy Vegetarian Won Ton - Separate with cup of sweet & sour sauce

I figure it makes up for doing absolutly fuck all with my holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
You made a decision about heading to Bristol in a couple of weeks Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Yeah', I can't justify the cost at the moment =(
I'm in two minds though, I think I could do with a break, and the good it'll do me would be well worth it, and lots of things suck at the moment, so expenses be damned. On the other hand, I'm financally in quite a bit of trouble at the moment, I get paid and I'm lucky if that puts my OD down to 0. I could probably drum up the cash, and save a few quid by getting a coach.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
See how it goes.
It'll be nice to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Deffo !
How much are the coke and whores up in Bristol, and does the roulette tables take 20p coins?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
If you go to the Harvester they do free refills on coke.
I'm not sure about the cost of whores, ask Bob.

I think roulette might cost a bit more than 20p, but I'll try and find out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Evenin' all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Tangles!!
Do you have beer and nothing to smoke?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Precisely that
I am also full from amazing takeaway.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
What did you have?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
All off menu stuff:
Egg curry and some balls of potato masala coated with a delicious spicy batter and deep fried.
My local chef is a genius who loves to cook new things for me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Nice.
What beer have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

a wet one
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This one:
www.oakhamales.com/beers/citra.html
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Sounds bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
It's lovely

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
Sorry. I meant you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)

chopsy cunt
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Fair comment*
*for a bender
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Woh', in all my days I never did hear of such a thing.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I'm sure a gastronome such as you would love it
If you're ever in Cov I'll take you to the best Indian chef ever.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
I quite like Cov, I went to some really old pub that had loads of nooks'n'crannies, and my head came up the cieling in some points.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
The Windmill?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that's the one !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)

hiya love
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Eh up Bobby

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)

my headgasket has gone but arsenal won so I am going from annoyed to happy at an alarming rate. plua I hAve a lindt rabbit staring at me. I've been so good why give me chocolate! bastards
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Just eat it
I don't really know what a head gasket is, but football wins usually please people, so it can't all be bad.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)

I'm going to eat the face then it cant stare at me
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Best way really
The little bastard is just teasing you
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Mikel Arteta take a bow son
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
alright flids?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)

alrght PD?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)
PD.
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Wotch plummo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Plummo?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Dozo then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Dozo?
What about Plummers, Plummington or Plum Master D?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Bit bent
It's easier just to abbreviate and add "o"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
A bit 'bent'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Y'know
Does sex in the bums of men.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
A bit 'Darthesque'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
You've got it*
*bad AIDS, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Nice diagnosis skillzors.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Or 'bento' to follow Tangles lead.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Like a box.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
You'd love to bento Tangle's box.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
I'd love to tangle up his choc box.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
In all seriousness PD.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
alright.
I bought that co-op whisky.

It is rather good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I really ought to try and learn to enjoy whisky.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
It's a wonderful thing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I'd "cooperarate" with your "whisky" alright
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I'd give your plums a thorough dozering.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Top notch flirting here
I've been listening to a band called Brontide. Do you know them?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)
They're alright
Not dissimilar to Battles, that sort of Math Rock ish kind of thing. Possibly might appeal to you...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I'm pleased I never bought you a load of records the other day if that's the sort of shit you'd have spent the money on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I was actually looking at jazz LPs the other night

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I want Mi Media Naranja by Labradford on vinyl, and Satie's Gymnopodie, so I could do a comedown set which had Building Steam With a Grain of Salt, then P, then Gymnopodie.
Maybe drop some Sun Ra in there just for teh lulz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Can't go wrong with a bit of Satie

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Indeed.
So what do you think of Nation of Millions and Endtroducing?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Loving Endtroducing
Still need to give Nation of Millions more listens. I was talking to my friend, who seems to share some similar opinions to you on hip hop and he concurred with Black on Both Sides as a good next call (although he reckons the first track is no good)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I always play Black on Both Sides from track two.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
I like hardcore and math rock.
Sometimes I think you, Monty and me are the only OT denizens with good taste in music.

We have one OTer whose favourite band is Pendulum for fuck's sake.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
math rock...
Jack Black's less successful...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
There is a lot of shite metal goes on within these pages.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
The Foxtrot/Antichrist axis of musical evil.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
After a minor fiasco I've sorted supplies and am signing off for the next 48 hours.
I'm going to dance my troubles away. Good night, and good luck.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Cheers Baz. And remember.
YOU LOVE FOOTBALL!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I LOVE it so much we're powering through until tomorrow and then going to the game.
I wish I realised before agreeing to these plans that the game kicks off at 8pm and not 3 like I thought. I may well die.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Well make sure you give Stanley Victor a shout and tell him you LOVE FOOTBALL
And that you LOVE drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Our company slogan isn't 'Fulham Yoof - more drugs than Boots' for no reason.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
'Nigerian Whites - But we'll down browns too'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I don't think I've ever left the house at 9:30 before, I like to be home for the last train.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Not much of a night owl then Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Nah', I used to be proper insomic, but then amyltriptaline killed that.
I can't remember much from about 3 hours after I take them, but the effects last about 12 hours, so if I take them any later than 9, the next day I feel like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Normally don't leave til 11ish.
But I want to get proper mangled this evening.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
How much will a bender of this nature cost you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Moved 150 into my account.
Will probably have to move over another 100 if I do stay out all day tomorrow as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
How can you afford to do this so often?
Not being funny or nuffin', I'm just wondering, as it seems to be a regular event.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This happens once every three months at best.
At uni I barely spend 20 quid when I go out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 4:29, Reply)
Gin makes everything better.
What is making this bank holiday better for you?
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I've had a lot of sleep.
Which is good.

And if Bristol City win tomorrow this weekend will have exceeded my expectations totally.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
rhyming slang lols

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Sleep rules.
I will send positive vibes to the Bristol football people for you. Alas, I don't have a fucking clue about football and can contribute diddly squat to a football conversation.

Can I interest you in kittens or knitting?
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
You can try.
Have you knitted a Tom Baker from Dr Who scarf?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Actually I sort of have...
I knitted a 7ft scarf, but it is all pink - not stripey.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
So not really Dr Who.
More Dr Bent.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Yes.
It would suit either a girl or a massively camp time lord.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
camp timelords are on a constant mission to find a Turdis.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)

where's Darth?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Time, not Bum.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I'm liking the term 'bumlord'
It's a nice variation on the usual 'gaylord' shout.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Bumlord is hardly new.
You can also sing 'your dad's my wife' to the tune of Haddaways' It's My Life, to indicate that someone's dad is your anal plaything.

Etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
And does nobody ever make Abba jokes when Darth is in competitions?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Are you calling him a Dancing Queen?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Yes. Yes I am.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
The fact he comes back for me abuse makes him a proper little Super Trooper.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Bumming Bumming Bumming.
Must be funny. In a gay man's world.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
The Sinner takes it all.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

The rimmer takes it all, surely?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Oooh, I've been out-punned by Dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
It's not difficult.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Bum, lord, wherever you may be.
For you stick willy in my american fanny.
And if you cum, without a condom on,
You will be the lord of the bum said he.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Oh Gonz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Hah =)
I thought that was alright.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
For reasons unknown.
I've laughed like a drain at that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
It doesn't scan.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
That would be it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
=D
I'm not entirely sure what that expression means.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
He's flirting with you
Send him a cockgaz
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Crying into his Florest scarf.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Oi PD! Over here
Stupid iPad makes all the text tiny, the further over to the right we get.
As I said, you and my friend seem to share opinions on hip hop, amongst others. In which same you should check out Death Grips, who I mentioned the other night, as that came from him.
In other news, I now have At Action Park on.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Do you like The Auteurs?
And I am a massive Primal Scream fan.

ps Todd Trainer is one of my favourite drummers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Apparently Scream are supporting the Stone Roses on the Friday.
Which is when I have a ticket for.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
That will be a long day for Mani.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
I don't know who has replaced him in Scream.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
They never had a permanent bass player until he joined in 1996 anyway.
But you should note that he was in the Scream longer than he was in the Roses.

Is he not playing in both bands on that day?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
No idea.
You'll have to ask him yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
The Auteurs were great
My missus is a big fan.
Did you get Haines' latest album? It sold out from amazon before I got it and I got side-tracked with buying other stuff, but I liked what little is have heard from it.
Up your street too, Jeff - a concept album about British wrestlers of the 70s and 80s
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
I think of Rory Lyon as being the Luke Haines of B3ta.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
And Quinten is the Ringo Starr.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
By which you mean underrated and unfairly maligned?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
No, rightly derided as a talentless cunt riding on the coat tails of slightly more able contributors.
In the case of OT, Bert, Al and FreeFair.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
I've had to stick up for Starkey on here before
Don't make me do it again.
I don't care about Quentin.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
The Beatles are shit anyway.
And Ringo is one step above Ann Widdecombe as a drummer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I like the Primals less with each release
I love their twee indie shite, less so more recent releases.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)
They peaked with Vanishing Point.
The best bit of Evil Heat was City and Skull X.

Great tunes.

Observe...

youtu.be/uJ0OTIquWLU
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I'll listen at the end of this record.
Is this with Kevin Shields producing?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
I'm a bit gay for Shields, so my interest is definitely piqued.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Monty knows someone who knows him.
He 'has BO'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Neither of those facts surprise me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
I meant Monty, not Shields.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Meh
I still prefer them when they're all shite and C86

Edit: like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wi2bi9-ZUI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
No way.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)

A Man Park on.

Bender.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
I'm back from the quiz.
What have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
I did some gay-based puns, named Rory as the Luke Haines of B3ta, some mutual masturbation between me and Tangles, and Jeff being an utter quender as usual.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
In this 'mutual masturbation'
did you have to reach up to his cock, or did you get him to kneel down?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
More importantly, was it filmed?

(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
I stood on a crate.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Look me in the knee and say that again.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:35, Reply)
Some music chat and some name calling
You bender.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Beat you to it, you reference quality felchoid.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
*slurps*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Takes one to know one.
You massive quenderist.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Quendacious felchoid.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
shortarse

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)

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