I think this is the point in time where you should post here photo so we can all make snap judgements.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I can't bare to even go on her profile.
Not cos I'm upset, I'm just angry with myself for being such a muggins. Moving on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Ain't met one yet thats worth throwing a wobbly over.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I have a back up plan.
I think this other girl likes me. I think.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

You should mention that when you tell miss picky to go fuck herself.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Hold up now, let's get this straight.
Dont' tell backup girl that she's backup girl.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)

No, no, no.
Tell first girl you don't need her nayway, because bachup girl is willing.

As long as the two don't know each other, it's fine. And if I know girls, that should be enough to get first girl to come back for more. There's nothing that makes a man more attractive than thinking he's not available to you any more.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)

This is my plan.
Not tell her directly, but make it so obvious that she can't not know. Plus this girl is just as funny/hot. Last Halloween she went as Heather Mills.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Did she chop her leg off?
That would be dedication.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)

She studies Fine Art.
So she painted her leg; tinyurl.com/c9oefd3
You can't see the "PAUL IS A CUNT" that's also written on the back of her t-shirt. She's a good egg, although her aceness/hotness isn't particularly viewable in that snap.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Impressive!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)

That's actually really good.
And she certainly does look rather nice. But if she's a good egg, don't mess her around. Only move on if you're ready to move on.

/mummy blog
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)

I wouldn't mess her or anyone else about, ever.
She split from her last fella because she wanted a "proper" relationship and he didn't. That's where Barry can hopefully come in, I'm Mr Hopeless Romantic who loves having proper relationships.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)

+ and LOVES football

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I can't believe I got Stan to join in with me shouting that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)

i missed all that
but there ain't no way I'd listen to radio 5
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Talksport init.
I have no idea what possessed me to call, I was just bored. I didn't get my shout outs though :(
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Nicely done
A* for effort, A* for execution, B for visable instances of 'paul is a cunt'
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)

The amount of guys called Paul who wanted a photo with her back was ridiculous
Case in point; tinyurl.com/cbfbbo6
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I know quite a lot of Pauls.
I don't think any of them are cunts, but a coupe of them would probably have loved taking that picture.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)

This could possibly be where I've gone wrong all my life =/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)