Gin makes everything better.
What is making this bank holiday better for you?
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I've had a lot of sleep.
Which is good.

And if Bristol City win tomorrow this weekend will have exceeded my expectations totally.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)

rhyming slang lols

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Sleep rules.
I will send positive vibes to the Bristol football people for you. Alas, I don't have a fucking clue about football and can contribute diddly squat to a football conversation.

Can I interest you in kittens or knitting?
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)

You can try.
Have you knitted a Tom Baker from Dr Who scarf?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Actually I sort of have...
I knitted a 7ft scarf, but it is all pink - not stripey.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)

So not really Dr Who.
More Dr Bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Yes.
It would suit either a girl or a massively camp time lord.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)

camp timelords are on a constant mission to find a Turdis.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)

where's Darth?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Time, not Bum.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I'm liking the term 'bumlord'
It's a nice variation on the usual 'gaylord' shout.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Bumlord is hardly new.
You can also sing 'your dad's my wife' to the tune of Haddaways' It's My Life, to indicate that someone's dad is your anal plaything.

Etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)

And does nobody ever make Abba jokes when Darth is in competitions?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Are you calling him a Dancing Queen?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Yes. Yes I am.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)

The fact he comes back for me abuse makes him a proper little Super Trooper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Bumming Bumming Bumming.
Must be funny. In a gay man's world.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)

The Sinner takes it all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

The rimmer takes it all, surely?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Oooh, I've been out-punned by Dozer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)

It's not difficult.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Bum, lord, wherever you may be.
For you stick willy in my american fanny.
And if you cum, without a condom on,
You will be the lord of the bum said he.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Oh Gonz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Hah =)
I thought that was alright.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)

For reasons unknown.
I've laughed like a drain at that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

It doesn't scan.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

That would be it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)

=D
I'm not entirely sure what that expression means.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)

He's flirting with you
Send him a cockgaz
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Crying into his Florest scarf.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)