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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning sirrah
I'm puzzling over the grammatical accuracy over your username. It's probably fine but I hardly slept so am a bit woozy. Fascinating stuff, I know.
Welcome to /OT. Names of those you should ignore available on request.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:39, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm puzzling over the grammatical accuracy over your username. It's probably fine but I hardly slept so am a bit woozy. Fascinating stuff, I know.
Welcome to /OT. Names of those you should ignore available on request.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:39, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Knew I could rely on you
I really am feeling incredibly shaky today. Expect outbursts of unfettered rage and flouncing.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I really am feeling incredibly shaky today. Expect outbursts of unfettered rage and flouncing.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:44, Reply)
shove your manstruation up your fairy arse
you ballroom dancing prick
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)
you ballroom dancing prick
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)
you'd like that wouldn't you?
you'd love to see me do monty, and then you'd love to join in until we were a chain of thrusting, groaning, man meat
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)
you'd love to see me do monty, and then you'd love to join in until we were a chain of thrusting, groaning, man meat
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)
I imagine the term "Daisy chaining" was based on the length and girth of your penis
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)
i imagine the term 'fannying about in a sequinned poof suit'
was designed specifically with you in mind
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)
was designed specifically with you in mind
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)
You mean the term you just made up with me in mind?
Flattered but spoken for, sunshine
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Flattered but spoken for, sunshine
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Had 11 days off - fucking wonderful!
I now have contented children, a new front door and new wardrobes.....and no money left.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:49, Reply)
I now have contented children, a new front door and new wardrobes.....and no money left.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Been quite good actually
New wardrobes meant sorting out all my old clothes and buying new ones
I have discovered play.com do good t-shirts for fucking cheap!
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)
New wardrobes meant sorting out all my old clothes and buying new ones
I have discovered play.com do good t-shirts for fucking cheap!
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)
I need to go through my wardrobe and get rid of all my fat bastard clothes
Apparently needing them again is not an option
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Apparently needing them again is not an option
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Tripped over my own feet whilst pissed, twatted my hand into door frame, fucked up my knuckles
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Exzema has fucked up the skin already, cold weather has made it far worse
I know I caught the frame hard, but if it were my other hand, I think it would have been a small loss of skin, and that's about it.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I know I caught the frame hard, but if it were my other hand, I think it would have been a small loss of skin, and that's about it.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:20, Reply)
This was a night in
What embarrasses me is that I have a feeling that this would have happened even if I was sober.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)
What embarrasses me is that I have a feeling that this would have happened even if I was sober.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Yeah, yeah
You're making it worse because of our bet
I feel like hell
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:55, Reply)
You're making it worse because of our bet
I feel like hell
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:55, Reply)
To be equally fascinating
I think it's right (I hope it is) - if it was singular ownership it would be Apothecary's - but since i'm applying to the a plural the apostrophe sits at the end.. My mum'd be able to tell you, fucking grammar nazi she is. Top of the morning to you as well - good to know I'm not the only one suffering from crappy sleepless nights. All's well besides that I hope?
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:45, Reply)
I think it's right (I hope it is) - if it was singular ownership it would be Apothecary's - but since i'm applying to the a plural the apostrophe sits at the end.. My mum'd be able to tell you, fucking grammar nazi she is. Top of the morning to you as well - good to know I'm not the only one suffering from crappy sleepless nights. All's well besides that I hope?
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Upon review (and Monty's contribution) I believe you are spot on sir
You seem like a thoroughly decent and likeable chap. I think you must be lost.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)
You seem like a thoroughly decent and likeable chap. I think you must be lost.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Why thankyou
Kinda glad I made my introduction here rather than the other boards.. Although I guess I should make the rounds at some point
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Kinda glad I made my introduction here rather than the other boards.. Although I guess I should make the rounds at some point
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:12, Reply)
More new blood on here is a good thing
There seems to be far fewer posters than 6 months ago.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:13, Reply)
There seems to be far fewer posters than 6 months ago.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Stunners!
Good to see you, mate. Feel like hell today but generally not bad cheers. Your good self?
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Good to see you, mate. Feel like hell today but generally not bad cheers. Your good self?
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I have got post holiday blues and
shit loads of work but the sun is shining etc.
Were you on the ale last night? (Above, I see, no sleep)
You coming to Brizz?
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)
shit loads of work but the sun is shining etc.
Were you on the ale last night? (Above, I see, no sleep)
You coming to Brizz?
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Can't make Brizzle sadly
It was based entirely on the hope of persuading the missus that she wanted to visit her sister, not happening.
How do you rate your chances of playing Premiership football next year? "Better than yours" is not a viable answer.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)
It was based entirely on the hope of persuading the missus that she wanted to visit her sister, not happening.
How do you rate your chances of playing Premiership football next year? "Better than yours" is not a viable answer.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)
In fairness, that's how he rates his girlfriend, and his chances of getting laid tonight.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Fucking slim.
Unless all further games including the first round of the play offs are away.
Reading are flying and Paul Lambert is keeping Southampton at the top.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Unless all further games including the first round of the play offs are away.
Reading are flying and Paul Lambert is keeping Southampton at the top.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)
I assume you mean Rickie Lambert
rather than the Norwich manager. We'll do Reading up a kipper next week mate. You're welcome.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)
rather than the Norwich manager. We'll do Reading up a kipper next week mate. You're welcome.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)
That's the fella. Thank you in advance.
There is always one team that starts well and fades. It looks like that's us this season.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)
There is always one team that starts well and fades. It looks like that's us this season.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)
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