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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, that's enough of that nowI was having a conversation with a friend last night, we were trying to think of which moments in our lives were the ones that have influenced us the most since.
Whilst the death of my Mother is the event that has affected me the most, I think my decision to go to my friend's rather that a Uni presentation has also shaped me hugely, as it was when I finally realised I was truly sick of academia.
What events would you say have shaped your life the most?
Alt: If you could change them, would you?
Obviously, I can't really change my Mother killing herself over Green Day, but I could have gone to Uni. However, I can't say I would have gone to Uni to gain anything, or simply for the experience of Uni. I don't regret not going.
Alt Alt: Lunch?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:03,
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Once I accepted that wanking in public was not only acceptable.....but also profitable I realised I had enough money for legos!
Alt: Change who?
AltAlt: Yadda yadda overpriced salad or something yadda rhubarb
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:08,
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Speaking. How may I help you?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:13,
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With great difficulty?*checks cupboard for MASSIVE DRUGS and SAMURAI SWORDS*
Nope, all good thanks
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:15,
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Fathering my daughter is at no.1: the cause of the most joy and the most pain I've ever experienced.Turning down Winchester college is up there.
I once went for some shite ribs in the West End where I met a fabulous woman. /gay
Alt: only the second one.
Alt alt: delicious home made chicken stew done in the slow cooker. Bingo!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:09,
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Oof, banjo string tears are painful, aren't they?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:17,
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You're the penile mutilation expert, you tell me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:19,
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I wouldn't necessarily say an expert, I try my best though!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:19,
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+ at a distance further than my flabby scouse belly(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:42,
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I think applying for and getting my job at Newcastle Uni was one of themIf I hadn't got the job, I'd have gone away to Uni somewhere. Instead I got 4 years apprenticeship and this directly lead onmto my job now (where I also met Mrs Cow, fact fans)
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I'd liked to have gone away to Uni, just for the lols really. I'll stick with what I have though
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Chicken + lemon mayo sarnie, chipotle crisps and Cherry Coke
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:11,
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Lemon mayo?Odd.
Then again, for the first time in ages last night I ate something with mayo on, and enjoyed it. Mainly because I couldn't taste the mayo at all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:20,
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It was a Sainsburys onemeh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:22,
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It didn't really taste of anythingI didn't have time to make anything this morning. First day back and out of practice at sorting stuff out on a morning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:26,
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I've got the last of my chicken & mushroom thing today, making lasagne tonight.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:27,
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I'm on a site visit to Manchester tomorrow so no lunch neededand it'll be pub on Friday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:29,
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Adoption, expulsion, resignation, education. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:11,
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Tony Blair and the Ugly Rumours.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:13,
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My mother's deathTaking ecstasy, reading American Psycho, listening to Nation of Millions for the first time and bumming Monty Boyce.
Alt- of course.
Alt alt- just eaten it. Tesco meal deal.
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Well...One day I decided to go to the cinema instead of the pub, for all I know I may have fallen down some steps, broken my neck, been paralyzed from the neck down, then have had to have been spoon fed and have my arse wiped for me for the rest of my life.
Fortunately I went to the cinema
Unfortunately the film was Hollow Man
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Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:32,
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On the upside, you do get to see Rhona Mitra's breasts.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:38,
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Unfortunately you also see Kevin Bacons PenisMany many times
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Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:39,
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Getting on the internet.Three different web communities I've joined, and they've all given me some very important relationships in my life.
Alt: no, probably not.
Alt Alt: maybe later.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:33,
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I've heard it was very very frightening(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:42,
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Sorry, you'll have to speak up down there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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In my defence, I have no idea if you are short or not(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:49,
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Obvious answer is obviousMeeting Ms Foxtrot. Because otherwise I'd have stayed with my ex and moved to London to become a househusband at the age of 23. Without spending the rest of my 20s "letting off steam" I'd definitely have gone insane and become an axe murderer, or worse, met Al.
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Are "around" and "out"your nicknames for (respectively) the woman you left your wife for, and your wife?
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You fucked your Dad and dumped your Mum?You're going to fit right in around here
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Bert is a well known poster round these partsHe turns up, goes mental and shouts at Monty (mainly), then is banned. Repeat ad nauseum.
Also, he fucked his sister
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:53,
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Bert; a potted historyFrequent poster Bert Monkeysex admitted to fucking his sister and had a meltdown (since referred to as a "Bertdown"), and was banned. He proceeded to pop up in various other guises, usually to have a go at Monty, all of which were quickly banned also. Most recently he has resurrected himself as feckless loser Quentin Oftiweak. Further Bertdowns awaited with baited breath
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I also get the feeling that fake you/Monty/Swipe is him too.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:55,
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You have really fallen out with him, haven't you?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:02,
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YepI was unimpressed enough with his repeatedly posting pics of me which I'd asked him not to, what really pissed me off was his refusal to admit he was wrong about it. I can't stand people who won't admit when they're wrong. Or "southerners" as they're known.
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I thought he had apologised, though?He did take the pic down when he realised.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:08,
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Yeah but it's the repetition isn't itDoing it once is an oversight, doing it again is the effective equivalent of prefixing a statement with "no offence" and then assuming all will be fine. Plus his defence of his actions was pathetic. I'd have been happier if he hadn't tried to justify it
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Ah well.I've met Al a few times and he's very different irl to how he is on here. He's a nice chap.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:21,
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You're not the only person to say soand I'd be very happy to be proven wrong. But until I meet him I've only got how he is on here to go on. And on here, he's a prick.
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I, on the other handam an objectionable cunt in real life. So it kinda balances out.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:31,
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Fucking right you are.AND you smell.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:35,
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This is true.But this is balanced out by your rather marvellous Wife.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:38,
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Bert is a 'character' (read: prick) from a while backHe used to be mildly entertaining at one time, then just turned into a humongous bellend, trying desperately to get banned. After he was banned, he started coming back under different names, as a result, we tend to treat all noobs as Bert. However, we're trying to rein it in now, as this board is getting slower and slower, so noobs (like yourself) are now welcomed without the initial yells of 'Fuck Off Bert' from everyone.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:54,
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This is the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:28,
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Seeing as you have rudely snubbed me upon your London sojournsI am unsure as to whether you are just one more Bert login.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:34,
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I did it, in each instance, for the sake of my relationshipWere you to prove the dashing rogue of internet legend, I fear passions would have become prevailent and Ms Foxtrot would have been left feeling desolate and disconsolate, devastated by my rejection of her.
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I was trying to find an image that got my message acrossThis was on the first page, it worked for me.
And there are far gayer images on the web SFW (Not me as a woman either)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:40,
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Probably meeting my girlfriendif i hadn't decided to go on the lash with my mate pete, and got him into a state where he was gurning so heroically that she came up to point and laugh, and if she hadn't been in the pub with a girl i knew and hadn't seen in a bit, i wouldn't be living in brighton, working where i am, in fact i'd probably still be working night shfts in a shithole it job praying for a coronary, just to alleviate the tedium.
alt: no. fucking. chance.
alt alt: a gritty, flavourless, joyless protein shake gulped down after a session in the gym, followed later by a guilty trip o the vending machine for some kind of shite.
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Hmmm.Moving away from home to go to college, then meeting the first wife and deciding not to go back home once studying had finished.
Getting into a job I hated and then spending the next 12 years trying to extricate myself from it, only to finally succeed in getting a job I loved right at the moment my marriage went tits up was fairly life affecting. Then meeting the missus about 18 months afterwards.
Taking voluntary redundancy last year - there have been times over the last ten months when I've thought "Why the fuck did I do that?" Fortunately, fingers crossed, things seem to be looking up.
Would I change any of it? No.
Alt alt: I'm not hungry.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:43,
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Next Monday, all being well.I'm just waiting for the confirmation to come through due to the Easter bank holiday. Hopefully today will be the last time I sign on for a long time.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:57,
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Indeed.Don't know what the company policy of going going for a pint at lunch time is, but I will happily meet you after work some time. The office is just behind the Centre for Life, so only a kick up the arse away from the station.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:06,
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Thanks. I'm hoping the temporary nature of it turns into permanent, but not counting any chickens just yet. I shall just have to wow them with my awesomeness.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:27,
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You do it so well.I love the way you flap your hands when you cry out 'I'm a dancer! I love to dance!'.
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I have no idea what you are on about now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:54,
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I seeCrow is the limp wristed one. Please refer to Memes Vol. I
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:56,
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See, Come, Get banned from playing Conkers as any method of hardening them is cheating.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:55,
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All you people claiming meeting your other half was the event that has effected you the most are boringMine was stabbing that bus driver in the neck 15 times with a biro for trying to charge me a penalty fare for losing my ticket.
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Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:00,
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I expect he deserved it.Bus drivers are cunts.
Except my Uncle Joe. He was lovely.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:07,
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I wonder if liking Al's post will get it on the popular page again?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:21,
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Which post was that?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:27,
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This one.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1091523
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:29,
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Hahahaha!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:29,
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It is.Either no one's clicking or the popular page really is fucked.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:44,
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I just clicked again, but I think the popular page is brokenI mean, I'm on there, FFS.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:45,
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Hey, Davvy-Dav and the Furious Dav.Splendid news about the job. I'm 'made up for you', as the Liverpudlian sub-species are wont to say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:30,
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Cheers Monters.It's temporary initially, but I'm hopeful of a contract extension - the company certainly implied it's a nailed on certainty.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:32,
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Facebook knows nothing of this!Edit: Oh, there it is, I missed it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:33,
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Good Lord, it's only fucking NOEL everyone!!!!Hello Noel.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:28,
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Alright fuzzchops?How's April treating you?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:29,
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Somewhat poo, but if I search my soul I know things could be a lot, lot worse.How're you, you miserable cunt?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:30,
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Thriving actually, makes a nice change.I'm back playing guitar and learning new songs to perform at acoustic nights, something I've wanted to do for years but never had the courage. Still not drinking too, sorry. How's the missus?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:32,
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She's looking for a new job but is tip-top and lovely as ever.Glad you're good, even if you are strangling Oasis miseries in front of other people for your amusement. Seems a little cruel to me but what do I know?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:37,
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All "popular" stuff is off the menu, we're doing obscure album tracks and hip hop.Just two guitars at the moment but we're enjoying ourselves.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:39,
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Oh nice.I would imagine The Roots would have some material which would translate to acoustic quite well.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:41,
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That's the kind of stuff.Believe it or not we're doing one of Oui 3's tracks and one by Urban Species, ELO, an album track by The Raconteurs, stuff like that.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:43,
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What about The Pharcyde's stuff? That might do OK.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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Hi Noel,you dropped an E apparently
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:29,
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I did, but I didn't think of it in those specific words.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:29,
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What, you had a 'hit' of 'X'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:31,
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I haven't had a pill for years, maybe I'll change that this summer.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:35,
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I will never take ecstasy again in my life.It makes me more depressed than I've ever been. Even if I have a couple of years between ventures it still ruins me. Filed under 'been there, done that' for me, sadly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:38,
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It had an odd effect on meI just was happy, not mental or anything. Acid made me giggle, thats it. Speed no effect until I smoke. I think I'm broken re: drugs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:40,
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I've only had a few so I'm rather lucky in that I don't get comedowns.*beams*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:41,
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I've never had a comedown from any drug(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:43,
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You should really stop taking Viagra then.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:44,
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In the golden age of rave I had 2-3 pills a week for a couple of years,and then later on when MDMA powder became widely available I ate ounces of the stuff. Just thinking about the smell of it makes me gag. Revolting.
Don't do it, kids.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:43,
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I've never touched the stuffDunno why seeing as I have taken plenty of other chems. I was offered one one for free and turned it down. Don't think I'd ever accept to be honest
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Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:43,
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It's pretty good, especially for music.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:43,
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Fuck yes, if I cast my mind back to 1990-92 I had some amazing experiences.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:44,
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Actually, the pills I had at Glastonbury were oddly powerfulI expected Aspirin
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:45,
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The Chemical Brothers and Moby were good that night!4 pills and 24 cans of Carling between two
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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I would think you'd need at least that to enjoy those tedious benders.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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Not normally my scene but was good(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:53,
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wheras the acid I made the mistake of buying therewas definitely just blotting paper.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:53,
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My last acid experience was pissing myself laughing at the phrase"two globular moons" by a mate off his tits on it.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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I've never touched the stuffNot through choice, I just don't go to the places where it's on offer.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:44,
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Oi how am I supposed to have a triumphant return to OT if you show up stealing my thunder(
Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:35,
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Your "Hollow Man" line had me cackling mate.How's the arse-end of the country?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:38,
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Sunny then rainy then sunny then rainy then sunny then.....repeat until you die.
Still not been promoted despite a promise months ago.
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Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:39,
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Sort that shit out man.Have you seen Afro Samurai?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:41,
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I'm on ep 4 of the series, I fucking love it.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:45,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro_Samurai
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:48,
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I know, was just making a terrible racist joke.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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You terrible racist.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:51,
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That sounds like my cup of tea.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:48,
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It's got some of the best fight scenes and animation I've ever seen.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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I might send you a copyLike those times I've promised to send you stuff and been too fucking lazy
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Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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Go on, he may be a ratchety old cunt but everyone deserves to see Afro Samurai.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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Please do.You sent me luvverly beer - don't do yourself a disservice here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:02,
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According to my dad, moving when I was 5Before that I was always out somewhere with friends, after that I spent more time indoors reading.
Alt: Dunno if I would, to be honest, that far back I'd be a totally different person now. It'd be like committing suicide.
AltAlt: Peri Peri Hoummus and chorizo and ham and chilli apple chutney sandwich.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:32,
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Sounds fucking ace.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:35,
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I'd still suff it in my cake hole.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:36,
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It's not too badthe chilli in the apple chutney is subtler than I was expecting. I've got a hot chilli pickle that really is quite poky but I wanted to try this one. Sample jars from The Pickle Man, I've still yet to try the "Old Nick" Scotch Bonnet Pickle.
It scares me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:38,
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I made a cauliflower cheese the other day with six green chillis in the sauce.My eyes were streaming.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:45,
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hoummus and chutney?That couldn't be more bent and wrong if it was face down in Barrymore's pool
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:37,
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my conception, I suspect.After that, not being allowed to go to the local comp basically forced me to go to grammar school, without that I'd never have ended up where I am. Also not dying in a car crash aged 17 had a fairly profoud effect. First marriage also taught me a lot.
Alt: wouldn't change a fucking thing
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:35,
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This is something I like to consider when I am at my most maudlinRather than considering things I have done I prefer to dwell on the things I didn't do, then get really annoyed and then drive myself crazy imagining all the alternative versions of my life that could have been. It is a fruitless activity.
Alt: Depends how maudlin I am.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:47,
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my life is perfect and i have never made a mistakenew thread please
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Are you James Blunt?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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He's calling you a cunt, Quentin.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:51,
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well, duh.But I was more referring to the lyrics at the start of "you're beautiful" or whatever the bag of shite is called.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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my life is brilliant, my love is purei saw an angel, of that i'm sure
you're beautiful, prickname
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I didn't know you cared.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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I didn't want him to be in any doubt.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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fuck you you fucking prick, i hope you fucking die of fucking AIDs you fucking cunt(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
My dad is the most stubborn and selfish person on the planet. Not to me and my brother, he's ace with us, but to my mum. Me and him are exactly alike and one day I came in and my mum was in floods of tears at how he'd had a go at her over the phone. Decided that was the day I'd actively try to be as little like him as possible.
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