You fucked your Dad and dumped your Mum?
You're going to fit right in around here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:45, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

FOB!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Well I am from the Isle of Wight

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Fall Out Boy?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Fuck off Bert

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)

What's with this FOB thing?
Sorry for being a noob :(
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Bert is a well known poster round these parts
He turns up, goes mental and shouts at Monty (mainly), then is banned. Repeat ad nauseum.

Also, he fucked his sister
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)

What???

( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Bert; a potted history
Frequent poster Bert Monkeysex admitted to fucking his sister and had a meltdown (since referred to as a "Bertdown"), and was banned. He proceeded to pop up in various other guises, usually to have a go at Monty, all of which were quickly banned also. Most recently he has resurrected himself as feckless loser Quentin Oftiweak. Further Bertdowns awaited with baited breath
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)

I also get the feeling that fake you/Monty/Swipe is him too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Seconded

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I still reckon that's Al
The prick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)

You have really fallen out with him, haven't you?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Yep
I was unimpressed enough with his repeatedly posting pics of me which I'd asked him not to, what really pissed me off was his refusal to admit he was wrong about it. I can't stand people who won't admit when they're wrong. Or "southerners" as they're known.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I thought he had apologised, though?
He did take the pic down when he realised.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Yeah but it's the repetition isn't it
Doing it once is an oversight, doing it again is the effective equivalent of prefixing a statement with "no offence" and then assuming all will be fine. Plus his defence of his actions was pathetic. I'd have been happier if he hadn't tried to justify it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Ah well.
I've met Al a few times and he's very different irl to how he is on here. He's a nice chap.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

You're not the only person to say so
and I'd be very happy to be proven wrong. But until I meet him I've only got how he is on here to go on. And on here, he's a prick.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I, on the other hand
am an objectionable cunt in real life. So it kinda balances out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Fucking right you are.
AND you smell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

This is true.
But this is balanced out by your rather marvellous Wife.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Bert is a 'character' (read: prick) from a while back
He used to be mildly entertaining at one time, then just turned into a humongous bellend, trying desperately to get banned. After he was banned, he started coming back under different names, as a result, we tend to treat all noobs as Bert. However, we're trying to rein it in now, as this board is getting slower and slower, so noobs (like yourself) are now welcomed without the initial yells of 'Fuck Off Bert' from everyone.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Thanks :)
Good to be in the know
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Needs MOAR tie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

This is the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I must say I'm offended

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Seeing as you have rudely snubbed me upon your London sojourns
I am unsure as to whether you are just one more Bert login.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I did it, in each instance, for the sake of my relationship
Were you to prove the dashing rogue of internet legend, I fear passions would have become prevailent and Ms Foxtrot would have been left feeling desolate and disconsolate, devastated by my rejection of her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I was trying to find an image that got my message across
This was on the first page, it worked for me.

And there are far gayer images on the web SFW (Not me as a woman either)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)