Bert; a potted history
Frequent poster Bert Monkeysex admitted to fucking his sister and had a meltdown (since referred to as a "Bertdown"), and was banned. He proceeded to pop up in various other guises, usually to have a go at Monty, all of which were quickly banned also. Most recently he has resurrected himself as feckless loser Quentin Oftiweak. Further Bertdowns awaited with baited breath
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I also get the feeling that fake you/Monty/Swipe is him too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Seconded

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I still reckon that's Al
The prick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)

You have really fallen out with him, haven't you?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Yep
I was unimpressed enough with his repeatedly posting pics of me which I'd asked him not to, what really pissed me off was his refusal to admit he was wrong about it. I can't stand people who won't admit when they're wrong. Or "southerners" as they're known.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I thought he had apologised, though?
He did take the pic down when he realised.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Yeah but it's the repetition isn't it
Doing it once is an oversight, doing it again is the effective equivalent of prefixing a statement with "no offence" and then assuming all will be fine. Plus his defence of his actions was pathetic. I'd have been happier if he hadn't tried to justify it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Ah well.
I've met Al a few times and he's very different irl to how he is on here. He's a nice chap.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

You're not the only person to say so
and I'd be very happy to be proven wrong. But until I meet him I've only got how he is on here to go on. And on here, he's a prick.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I, on the other hand
am an objectionable cunt in real life. So it kinda balances out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Fucking right you are.
AND you smell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

This is true.
But this is balanced out by your rather marvellous Wife.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)