Holidays
Bank, Christmas, Annual, whatever.

Best/worst day off experiences? Holidays from heaven/hell

Alt:
Talk amongst yourselves
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:29, 196 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Selfish holiday
Immediately after our family holiday of a couple of weeks in France last year, Mrs Upinblue arranged for a long weekend trip to the Isle of Wight.
Two days after travelling back from France? Fuck that.
So she decided to take little tangle and leave me to my own devices.
I knocked off work at 3pm on the Friday, dashed home in the sunshine, cracked open a beer and rolled a joint and that was pretty much me until they came back on Monday evening.
Bliss.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

haha, you love mann too!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)

The brown ale?
Tastes like soil, from what I remember.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I hardly ever take time off
I'm hoping to sort that out this year as a week or two somewhere hot sounds just the ticket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Menorca in June for the Cow clan, all-inclusive

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Will it be as much fun
As the time I went away with Kate and Gerry?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)

More so, I reckon
We have the tapas bar booked and the carpets to bury the kids in packed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I basically have 365 days a year off.
It all kind of blurs into one.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Stop boasting!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Where did everybody go?
We got off to such a good start this morning, too.
It's been a five-day gay shift in here, and it was nice to see some other people back. Who scared them away?

Most awful holiday experience ever was a trip back from Berlin to Bristol, in the years before Sleasyjet did that route. We were booked on Sabena through Brussels, but got palmed off on KLM through Amsterdam because we wouldn't meet our connection. We missed the new connection anyway, and it took us two days to get home. They sent us via Dublin, for some bizarre reason.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I know!
This morning was like the /offtopic of old!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I remember when this was all fields.
Not like these young 'uns today with their tweety book and their hippity hop.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)

SPEAK UP DEAR!
I SAY, SPEAK UP!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

It's me, isn't it?
As soon as I started posting everyone started complaining about how it's not as good as it used to be.
I take the morning off and suddenly it's like the /offtopic of old.

*deletes account and kills self*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

At least you are doing it correctly now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I can't think of a best off the top of my head, but I can tell you the worst
My friend was off to Singapore for a year, we'd been out for a 'quiet' one the night before, which had ended with one friend being taken off in an ambulance. We were then up at 6am the next day, took her to the airport, headed home, absolutely gutted.

At about 11am, the lad from the night before came over, and when I came down to bollock him, he looked so miserable I couldn't help but laugh, knowing that no bollocking I could give him could make him feel any worse. Instead, we sat talking for hours about why he'd felt the need to be such a prick the night before, etc.

After he left, I then went to a house party, and whilst it was nice, I didn't know half the people there, and one guy seemed to have a real problem with me, I ended up leaving after a couple of hours, cancelled my plans for the rest of the night, and ended up just going to bed. Was miserable as fuck.

The next day, I called a couple of people, we went to the pub, and got shitfaced. It's amazing how quickly getting drunk with friends can cheers you up.

Alt: No.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)

A night out with mates sorts 99.8% of problems out
TRUFAX
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Just not 'being a Scarpe'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)

That was 0.1%

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

I thought that was his alcohol-blood level?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Possibly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I feel like refried shite
Someone sort me out with an intravenous tap of Relentless (other caffeinated beverages are available but not as nice)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)

shall I draw you a nice picture?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Oooh yes please
*claps, misses*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)

WELL ITS YOUR FUCKING GO|!!!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Oh yeah
Boss has just gone into a meeting, one minute
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Relentless knocks me sick these days, I used to love the stuff
I have a feeling these two things may be linked.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Lay off it and go to kip early

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaha
It's a lovely idea mate, I'll give you that. Unfortunately the chances of my getting home and not being given a list of things that need doing is Knightly-thin.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)

i find it extremely surprising
that you do not wear the trousers in your relationship
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)

I'm happy to concede the trouser-wearing for the sake of punching so very far above my weight
You should try it Quents, opposable thumbs are such an attractive feature in a woman
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)

what's the point in punching above your own weight
when you've got fists like pink marshmallows?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Hey everyone, remember when I used to score the gay jibes, and how no-one ever got a 10?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Sadly.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Please don't encourage him Darth.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

This would not have been a winner

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Thank fuck for that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

just like you at the 2012 European Ballroom Dance Championships

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)

We came third in the Pre-Am Ballroom at the World Champs last year actually
So you might yet be wrong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

third is like coming second to a loser
you can't even win at losing :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Oh man
You ZINGed him good there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

She lets him lead on the dancefloor
But that's the only place he gets to be the man.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)

And not always even then
Fucking backleader
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I thought you let him be the man
Or 'daddy', if you will.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

It looks like everyone on B3ta has taken a holiday...

sorry, I'll get my coat.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I think they all have the afternoon off
Is it the special bus olympics today?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I wonder how many special olympians shit themselves during events?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Someone must be handing out free crayons somewhere

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Some of us have to work
Pay our taxes, and keep the rest of you idle.

Bloody loafers
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Fucking work harder then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I can't work any harder.
I've just started reading the specs for a cross rail project worth millions. AWE have been put on the back burner.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I'm going to have to get up and do something now
on account of how the dog has decided to fumigate the area around my desk with noxious fumes.

I'm really going to have to stop feeding him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I had a lamb special gosht on Monday
and almost killed myself with the fumes on Tuesday. I've never farted so much in my life
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I think it's safe again now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)

It is at my end

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Hurr hurr. You said 'end'.
My internet is going slower than a spastic in a magnet factory.

/Gene Hunt
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I'm going to a bbq tonight.
TAKE THAT INTERENT
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Why, who are you renting a car from instead?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Someone who is interred?
...and a spaz

EDIT:
Fucking ninja cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)

In your face, low cost international car hire!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

officechortle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)

It was a holiday of sorts
but I managed to get myself stranded in Edinburgh when I was 14, with 27p to my name, having missed the last train home.
Equally, I had my 21st birthday off work but spent it alone, doing nothing, and had takeaway pizza and (expensive, in fairness) wine for dinner, also alone.

I know I've mentioned this before, but I really want to go backpacking in Morocco.
(berk, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Just go
you'll only regret it if you don't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)

THIS^
DO IT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Oh, I have every intention of going
I just very much doubt it'll be til September 2013.
(berk, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)

The very thought of a pizza and wine in peace and quiet appeals to me greatly!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Now, sure
but not on your 21st birthday.
(berk, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)

My 21st was on a Monday
I had been out from the Wednesday beforehand and was well and truly fucked by then!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Yeah, see
I didn't go out at all for my 21st, except to tesco for the wine.
(berk, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I had a civilised meal with the parents and the girlfriend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I don't think I actually did anything special on my 21st...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Surely...
actually did will do
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)

24 on my next birthday, sorry!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)

You forgot this
.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Fucks sake
My 21st was in black and white
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I had a barbecue in the rain at a friend's house
Followed by hash birthday cake, followed by a load of amphetamines and then into town to dance my skinny arse off all night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)

What does a veggie BBQ?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)

You just have the buns and some salad
/meateater
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Fucksocks
I thought you were veggie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)

I am - I was giving a meateater's response.
You can get vegetarian burgers and sausages. Barbecued halloumi is most delicious and several vegetable lend themselves rather well to it too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Halloumi is class on a BBQ
I'm genuinely interested
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)

On a skewer with chunks of red & yellow peppers and onions
Then stuffed in a pita with some hoummous, leaves and loads of Encona Pepper Sauce. Nom and indeed nom.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I did this but with chunks of chorizo next to the halloumi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)

this is acceptable
merguez and halloumi skewers are, however, the way, the truth and the light.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)

*ponders*
*agrees*
*notes for future BBQ*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)

a lot of this post is correct
but vegetarian burgers and sausages can get to absolute fuck. Pointless.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)

+ to a meat eater
I just want to look like the other kids, mum.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I had one of my finals.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Warnings?
Countdowns?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)

University final exams.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I did guess

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Oof, fucking hell

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I got thrown out of McDonalds in High Street Kensington
but this came up the other week.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)

The McDonalds?
Fucking hell man, chew your food!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I never even got served
Sad times, double-A.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I spent mine alone
in a basement bedsit, in a foreign country, with a stinking cold.

/woeisme
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Fritzl?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Hey, at least she got a fuck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)

It's how I earned my pocket money

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)

What sort of pizza?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)

"mozzarella, tomato and pesto"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Needs MOAR sock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Bizarrely I can remember this
it was half ham, pineapple and mushroom and half pepperoni with extra cheese. The pizza of the indecisive!
(berk, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)

That's half acceptable.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)

The pizza of wrong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Needs MOAR meat.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)

SOCK!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Yes?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:52, Reply)

No clue, sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)

He played a character called 'Sock' in 'Reaper'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)

*nods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Psst
*whispers* What's Reaper, sporto?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)

*whispers*
I haven't got a fucking clue, sorry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)

It's nothing to fear, tangles.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)

What?
I thought that was quite good.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)

It was puntastic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I've obviously been spending too much time on the gayshift.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Will we be able to fly?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)

If you take my hand.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Wait a minute...
That's not your hand
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:05, Reply)

It's certainly not a foot...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)

too fucking right. I'm not losing 4 inches for anyone.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I'll Blue Oyster Cult you in a minute for puns like that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)

TV programme

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I've decided Sausages have no place at a BBQ
they ruin everything else on the grill by burning to fuck and spitting fat into the flames.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)

This is wrong on so many levels
Mainly the sausage level
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Nope, it is correct, you're a fool
I bet you'll say bacon is good on a bbq next, or Pate.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Bacon is no good on a BBQ as it shrinks too much
Sausages are always good though. A bit of smoke from the fat makes everything taste better
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)

They make everything burn, sausages are great, but they're not the highlight of a bbq and shouldn't ruin the meat party.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)

+ spin
sorry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Ain't no party like a meatspin party

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)

hey, let's not forget lemonparty


or Dre.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Apparently you need Old Dick for that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)

for Dre?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)

for a 'Rock Diddle'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:05, Reply)

what's a rock diddle?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:08, Reply)

its what americans call a stone, sweetie

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)

An anagram of 'old dick dre'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)

right so.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:11, Reply)

from the sound of it, you're doing it wrong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)

This hurts to type but....
I agree with Quinten
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)

why does it? i thought we was best budz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)

forever bludz
*makes gang sign*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Nope, I'm correct.
Fry or if you must bake them.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Or cook them
but just don't cook anything else at the same time.

Or try having your barbecue at the correct temperature.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)

bake? how the fuck you bake a sausage? man you crazy
you grill that bad boy, bbq or gtfo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)

How do you make toad in the hole?
I'm guessing "badly"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Fry them first, then pour the batter round

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)

BAKE THEM WITH ONIONS AND GARLIC
Then you get garlicy yorkshire pudding
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Sounds fucking horrible

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)

fucking hell. That sounds rancid.
I've put fresh sage in yorkshires to have with pork, and tarragon to have with chicken, but garlic is just wrong.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Garlic Yorkshire puddings?
*shakes head*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)

nothing.
you need to be asking yourself "just what the fuck is wrong with me?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)

gross
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)

No.
Just no. Maybe fry them quickly with the onions, then use the onions and fat from that to make gravy.

But garlic? No.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:11, Reply)

This is correct, Chompy is not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I'm picking up some rather good sausages on Saturday
I might make toad in the hole...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)

A good onion gravy is a wonderful thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I'll make mine from scratch, should be fun!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I am officially jealous

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Might see if they have any wild boar sausages again, that'd be interesting...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)

ooooooooo!
That would be the business. A load of creamy mashed potato too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Yep!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)

wtf why would i be eating toads you sick cunt?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)

French?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)

alright, but only if your gentle with your tongue

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

*cowlicks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Give sportscow his login back, Stunned.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)

It depends on a lot of factors but on the whole I agree. If you have a gas bbq that's fine, but it's wrong anyway. I find lamb, chicken and pork to be awesome on the bbq, I am great a cooking beef in the kitchen but struggle with steaks on the bbq for some reason.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Doesn't a gas barbecue rather defeat the object of having a barbecue?
Or have I somehow misunderstood?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I think so, but some people love them.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Lazy people?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Or 'students', as we call them.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)

oi!I use charcoal innit love.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Don't worry.
I'm sure you'll be allowed to use felt tips before you graduate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I do have a huge collection of sharpies.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)

hahahahahaha!
Excellent!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)

This^
Gas BBQ = cheating. It is simply an outside cooker. All BBQ food should be slightly burned and slightly raw at the same time. This is why you use hot chilli sauce and beer to kill off the germs/potential death
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)

My friend has one that uses gas to light the coal, and get it up to temperature quickly
It's rather good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I'll allow this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I tend to only use thin, average steaks if I'm doing them on the BBQ, as our one isn't great
So any good steaks would be a waste.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Good steaks need careful cooking
Thin ones are excellent on a BBQ, a much better thing to have than a burger
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Depends if they're good burgers
I get both steak and burgers, then cut the steaks down to bun size.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)

There is an excellent butchers near to me that does really good BBQ stuff
The trouble with our garden is it is east facing and our house is tall, hence post-4pm our back garden is in the shade
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Exactly the same at our place, sadly!
We have a wholesaler near us, that's where I go for all my BBQ stuff, so cheap in comparison to other places.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Last time we all decanted to the front and sat in the sun
I see we, more everyone but me who was cooking in the back garden
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)

No front garden sadly, just one long side & back garden. I suppose we could shift down to the back, that'll give us an extra 2 hours.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)

You slipped into northern dialect in your typing here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)

t'wat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)