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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Spotify is brilliant.
What do you love the web for?

alt: Would you like five pounds?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:19, 111 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Porn
Alt - Yes Please
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Genuinely don't know how people can not have Spotify.
I'm listening to it on the bus now.
Without eBay I wouldn't have nearly as many ace clothes. Not even close.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I'd love to hear one of your playlists.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
I wouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I think Barry needs to get properly into house.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Barry's love of '79-80 disco rap means he has no need.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
the whole internet is shit and it's just a fad that will die out in 3-5 years

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
They've already started switching it off in some parts of the country.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
They aren't doing that up ......
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(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
The internet is like an infinite record shop
I could browse it forever.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Innit.
I have found out about so many weird and wonderful records I can't afford to buy it's just great.

*cries*

*tears are repossessed by Thames Water*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
how the hell can there be music you cant afford?
Tracks are like a quid, two at most.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Stalking girls.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This place, for the most part.
I also love that it keeps me in contact with people whom I wouldn't see otherwise.

Alt: Ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Buying shit without leaving the house/chair
Here too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Kroney, give Sportscow his login back.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Stop bullyin me you fucken prick :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I said
Porn.

I don't think you heard me. Its the only thing the Internet is good for.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Alright Trekkie Monster, we get the point.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I am genuinely gobsmacked that anyone else on here made that reference

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Even though it's me?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Yes
I think we both know I'm much more bent than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is true
Also, been thinking, who in the fuck came up with the names for dances?

I mean, I'm fairly sure a Fox can't even trot, at no point has anyone made a sauce whilst dancing the Salsa, and I've never seen a fat orange bloke repeatedly slap anyone whilst they dance the Tango.

I've had a lot of caffiene.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Good points, all
Now find fault with the Quickstep. I fucking dare you.

Oh, and Salsa isn't a dance.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
quickstep is shit and for poofs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Back under your bridge sunshine

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
that doesn't change the fact that quickstep is shit and for poofs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
How do you know?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
because i worked with a french guy many a year ago, who actually DID win the european championship
for serious, totes amaze
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Delicious with Doritos though

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Do you get an erection watching Leathal Weapon?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Because of Danny GLOVER!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)
BUMDUMTISH!
Guess what my favourite flower is!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Fox(trot)glove?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Fox GLOVE!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
No its the daffodil sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I wouldn't even be surprised if he even fancied MITT Romney.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
1/10

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
LTI

Pls delete your account on your way to KFC, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:45, Reply)
The whole idea is brilliant, 'an information superhighway', and in part it's true and makes my work more efficient
the other 95% of it is fucking shit and turns my head to fucking goo and I wish it would go away and never come back
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
95% is generous
I'd say 99.3% of it is complete and utter shite
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is what all you IT people do isn't it?
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/04/05/slash_and_charged/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Not me.
Close, but not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Fucking expensive chairs they have

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
jobhunting
after finding out today that i am out! so yes please, a fiver would be most welcome.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
+and proud
Redundancy, I take it?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Thank you
Hilary Devey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
She fucking terrifies me.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Thank god
This closet was getting crowded
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Oh FFS not again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:45, Reply)
I love the internet
Because I can browse for and then stream a wide variety of Pornography which caters for any mood I may be in. Sometimes is Big Black Asses and other times its ATM with Facial and sometimes but not often cakefarts.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Cash Machine smut
Sounds a bit specialist.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Yet freely available online
Hoorah for the interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Not really, I hear Battered has to change his pants every time he views his bank balance.
Then again, that might just be because he's afraid of heights...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
He has to get out either £40 or £400
because he can't reach the other buttons :(
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
And he has to fold the notes twice before they can fit in his backpack.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I never knew
There was so much money in both writing and singing theme tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)
It's all loans Jeff,
he's a ... ... ... borrower.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)
If he hadn't got into marketing
He had ambitions to be a chef. Well, I say chef, I mean short order cook.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)
10/10 splendid

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)
Are you saying Battered looks like Denis Waterman?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:34, Reply)
No
He looks like Zammo.

But without the smack habit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Or the key-cutting business.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Evening Champ
10 days!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)
And counting.
Who knew apple-based poisoning could be so exciting?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)
It isn't about the booze
You are just looking forward to seeing me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:52, Reply)
Craig David's extended mix etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:48, Reply)
My favourite porn
HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
What I last wanked to
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7341224.stm
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I last wanked to this
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Is 'glove' just your way of admitting, via a clever portmaneau, that you're actually a homosexual?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)
gay-love, it all makes sense now...

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqFstSiiG4E
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:32, Reply)
I love the web for 4OD
It means that the missus can watch Made in fucking Chelsea whenever she wants as opposed to putting it on TV when I'm in the room
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
its nice to see youre not the only flamboyant allsexual in your relationship..
I don't know what I mean by that, im implying she is also a gay, which is implying you are a gay too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:24, Reply)
The mIRC channel I get American shows from
Fuck you Sky, I'll pick my own shows thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
www.netsoundsmusic.com has both saved and cost me thousands of pounds.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:48, Reply)
When do I get my fiver?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I never said I'd give you a fiver, just wondered if you would like one. I would like one.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:01, Reply)
Hmm.
I'm feeling deceived.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:03, Reply)

WELCOME TO LIFE!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:14, Reply)
Right now I love the web for Tom Lehrer on youtube
alt: paypal is accepted
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:19, Reply)
musics
Definitely, YouTube is fantastic
Alt : no, I need to lose it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)
Hello K.
How is the gammy leg?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:45, Reply)
at the doctor now
It's still being a wonky twat
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Music and porn.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
Diagnosing my herpetic spots and rashes from the comfort of my own home

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:02, Reply)
Well, you lasted all day. How do you feel?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)
My guess
Is dirty and violated.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:11, Reply)
Like your dog.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Hey Jeff, only 10 days to go.
I'm booking my train tickets at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Chuffed
and a bit sick but the latter 'cause I just ate a litre of ice cream. Nice to feel as though I'm fitting in. Nearly made a faux pas on /main by not posting a picture with my introductory message but all in all people have been welcoming
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:15, Reply)
Well done.
Now go to the calendar set up a bash and we'll all come and visit you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:17, Reply)
A show of hands
Who wants to go to Blackgang Chine
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:20, Reply)
I went in 1973, before it fell in the sea.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Or how about Bestival
www.bestival.net/ Anyone ever been?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:23, Reply)
My favourite track on BFTRS is Thumb.
Perhaps I should change my name to thumbdozer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)
or Tom thumb.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)
Why would I choose that?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:18, Reply)
What made you choose Plumdozer in the first place?

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:22, Reply)
because it looks and sounds funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:23, Reply)
I wouldn't change your name, false Monty/rachel/darth will steal it

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)
Why would they bother?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Dunno, but he she or it does.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:27, Reply)
Was kinda impertinant to ask
I guess my favourite BFTRS track must be cannae obvious.. Think I prefer ...And the circus leaves town as an over-all album though
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Really?
Not ...Sky Valley? That's got Supa Scoopa & Mighty Scoop and Demon Cleaner on it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:28, Reply)
elkhjaosfhidbfaosf
I'm terrible at choosing. Supa Scoopa is a blinding track - and Space Cadet means a lot to me personally. But the same goes for Phototropic and Size-queen from ATCLT. Fuck it, - it's all equally brilliant apart from Wretch. Never really got on with that album...
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:35, Reply)
I like Wretch.
So as a former lurker, who on OT gives the most entertainment value?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:38, Reply)
I never really lurked on OT
Or on the boards much at all - scrolled mainly through QOTW's when I couldn't sleep or /Main & /Links when I was bored or bummed out.. Sorry :P
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Are we still on this?
Shouldn't it be time for an evening thread already?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)

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