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Anyone watch Derek last night? Gervais' new thing. Opinions on Gervais in general?
Alt do you go to stand up gigs?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)
There's something deeply unpleasant about Gervais
I can't quite put my finger on what.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)
His general self belief that he's the funniest thing to come out of Britain ever?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)
I don't think it's got anything to do with his reaction to his success
He used to be on the 11 O'Clock Show and I thought he was pretty unpleasant then, too.

Funny, but inexplicably unpleasant.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:30, Reply)
I know what you mean
Not someone I'd happily leave my kids with.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Wasn't that the point of his character on The 11 O'Clock Show?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Ricky Gervais has never played a character in his life.
Either he can only play one character, or he hasn't at all. I believe the latter case.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is increasingly what I believe.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Fair enough, but I think it is more an exaggeration of his personality
A bit like some people on here.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
True.
Even so, it makes it hard to believe he's a genuinely pleasant man IRL.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)
The Office and Extras were brilliant.
But he's turned into a smug arsehole, something he's always prided himself on not being. Don't get me wrong, I'd be a massive flash cunt if I was in his position (I'm a shallow flash twat now for christ sake), but that doesn't mean I don't dislike his demeanour any less.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Did he not inspire your username?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
It was more Merchant's character Darren Lamb who did that.
Stephen Merchant is a different kettle of fish entirely, he's brilliant.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
That was my point down there vvv
The bits with Merchant and Barry were hilarious.
Also, the scene in which he pops up in The Office was good too.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
The US Office has had its up'n'down but overal is way way WAY more up than down.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
I like it more than the UK one.
The fire drill episode was fucking excellent.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)
I like Steve Carrell.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
That scene gets me in histereics every time.
Like when they touch the door handle and he goes "It's a bit warm" or the cat falls from the ceiling.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)
I like him.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Me too, and I always get slated for it.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:26, Reply)
People are stupid.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Have you got the podcasts?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
Some not all, they're alright.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
The guides are the best I think

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Man's a knob.
He has been funny but all his characters incorporate an element of being a self-important tosser and I strongly suspect this is because he's not pretending.

Then again I wasn't that interested in The Office and while Extras was funny as I recall, I don't remember him having much to do with the good bits. SO maybe I just don't 'get' him. I'm OK with this. I never 'got' Sienfeld either.

Alt: been to a couple, but not regularly. Richard Herring was good, STuart Lee was crap, more herracy. Rob Newman was excellent.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
I never really found Seinfeld funny, either.
Just this morning one of my colleagues was extolling Kramer's virtues. Never got it.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
I just saw no humour at all in it
Not a smile, not a laugh, nada, didn't hate it, was just bored by it. Either I am just a thicko or a lot of people are pretending there is something terribly special there.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
It wasn't funny
I refer you to Chompy's point up there - people are stupid.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)
add me to the "Seinfeld wasn't funny" club

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
And me.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)
His smugness stops me from being able to enjoy anything he does
The Office was shit.

Alt: Yep, seen Ross Noble 4 times.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Oh man, I missed that, but I really wanna see it, Gervais is probably my favorite comedian.
I know loads of people don't like him, but his humour is spot on to what I like.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
The only thing I was indifferent too was "It's a short life", well, slightly on the edge of like it of indifferent.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Speaking of stuff that most people like but I hate, and I hate it for all the reasons everyone hates Gervais...
... I can't fucking stand that american guy with the guy who invented signfield.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Larry David?
Again, never saw the point
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:36, Reply)
I think thats the one.
The whole thing seems to be "WE ARE VERY VERY RICH FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO GET INTO NORMAL SITUATIONS, LOOK HOW NORMAL WE ARE 90% OF THE TIME, AND THEN 10% OF THE TIME, LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY I HAVE GOT".
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)
I love him.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)
I would fucking love to go to more stand-up comedy gigs, I used to go to a b3tan set up comedy night all the time and loved it.... even the shiter ones or the people who were trialing things out.
In fact, if anyone fancies going to a comedy night, big or small, don't care, I would really like to come too.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:37, Reply)
I liked The Office,
but it's like most comedies - they get less funny with repeated views.
The funny bits in Extras were the bits with Merchant and Barry from Eastenders.

Alt: I'm getting too old to stand up, but if I sit down I might fall asleep.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
With the exception of the Office
he's fucking awful.

The Office is unwatchable if you have any kind of self-awareness but at least it's possible to see why it's funny.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
I watched it.
It was wack. The best bit of it was the Hitler wig.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)
I just got compared to Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
should I be insulted.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Probably not.
Moreso if you'd been compared to Jamie Oliver.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)
That depends what the basis of the comparison was
If it was based on his ethics and ability in the kitchen, it's a compliment.

Looks, less so.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Hmm.. you do look a bit like him, sorry.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Used to go to stand up gigs when I lived in south London, as The Bedford in Balham gets some good acts.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Don't like him, myself
But he seems to be pretty successful at what he does.
Alt: first one was Newman and Baddiel in 92. I also saw Punt and Dennis the year after.
The most recent was Kevin Bridges, who was a bit of his game. I usually find him quite funny, but not so much that night.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)
I dabble in standup.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)
+ on a ladder to be seen.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Mr Pot, I believe you have met Mr Kettle before?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)
I am taller than him so I am taking my opportunities when I can.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I did the same last time I saw a chap who was gayer than me
I enjoyed it more than he did
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:57, Reply)
How did that work?
What did you do, bum him whilst screaming "YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS MORE THAN I AM!"
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I didn't have you down as a voyeur
Sicko
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)
That's just daft
Name one successful Scottish stand-up comedian. Go on.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Phil Kaye. Billy Connolly. Jerry Sadowitz.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
TTJ genius

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)
the joke is that there are loads?
How is that a joke, fucko?

Meh. Text based misunderstanding, right here.

You can have a free go on my bumhoop.

Soz bbz.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Edited in the interests of not being unduly mean
Bend over then
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Jerry Sadowitz is successfully the most offensive comedian I'm aware of.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:01, Reply)
For me, it's probably Jason Rouse

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Aside from Billy Connolly?
Daniel Sloss, Danny Bhoy, Frankie Boyle...
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)
I think Darth just got pwned.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I think between you and b3th there's been a serious 'not getting the joke' issue.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Actually, I think we did.
I blame my half-dead mental state. What's your excuse?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)
See above
There are fucking loads. I personally find the Scottish accent lends an otherwise mediocre joke a highly amusing and sarcastic edge
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I think he maaaaay have been joking here.
Just maybe.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Now this is one smart motherfucker right here
I bet you're good at sums as long as there's no pound signs involved.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
You should click the E.Anglia one on the bottom right
www.briansewell.co.uk/brian-sewell-written-word/brian-sewell-soundboards.html
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
No sound
I assume it's massively insulting?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Yes.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Despite my fondness for the area I do find jokes at Norfolk's expense hilarious
I'll be looking that up at home then
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Didn't see it, only heard about it about an hour ago
My finger's so far from the pulse it's UNREAL, man.

Pint, anyone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Yes please. Budvar. Thanks.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)
There's a place not 3 minutes' walk from my office that has Budvar on tap
And Estrella, Peroni and Veltins. See you there in 5?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Excellent. Packet of pork scratchings as well. Ta.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Ugh, that's just sick
It is OVER between us, Battered. Do you hear me? O-V-E-R *snaps*
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:57, Reply)
* sobs *

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Could I have a pint of anything caffeinated, please?
I'm fucking hanging here.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I think Gonz has a solution for you
Gonz always has a solution for the laydeez
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
I'd even consider amphetamines at the moment.
I really can't keep my eyes open.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Yes please, I'll have a pint of orange juice and cranberry and red bull, in equal messures... and then 4 shots of campari mixed in.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Lots and Lots of ice, and outdoors.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:59, Reply)
You might want to reconsider that last bit mate
You'll get wetter than Swipey at a rich homo convention
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Lolz
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korean-embarrassment-as-rocket-launch-fails-7642737.html
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Cracked me up this morning
But I wouldn't want to be the man responsible for that fuck-up
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Ture, their whole family is probably being arrested right now.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:58, Reply)
It's a shame they isolate themselves from the rest of the world.
We could sell them some decent weapons.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:59, Reply)
We're not too hot on multistage rockets to be honest.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Didn't see Derek
Never been too keen on Ricky Gervais as a human being, or The Office. Bits of Extras were quite funny though as was one of his stand-up's

alt: Always missed ones I'm interested in before but not tonight
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:58, Reply)
I have friends who are standup comics so to support them I've been to a few, but only open mic nights which are patchy at best.
I prefer wit to jokes and the horrible 'laddish' pissed-up heckling vibe I find excruciating.

Comments above re Gervais's limited 'range' being caused by him actually being that prick are spot on. I don't mind him that much but I don't think he's half as funny as he seems to think he is. Plus his accent grates enormously.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:58, Reply)
His accent is nowhere near as annoying as his cackling laugh

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)
His cackling FAKE laugh, you mean.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This made me defer from watching An Idiot Abroad
which apart from Gervais was excellent
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
He's shit
98% of Stand up comics are shit

I liked Mitch Hedberg
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)
My all time favourite is Steven Wright.
Any lolarious references to 'in the afternoon' will be met with contempt.

"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes."
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Meh, he's alwright.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Did you see his "Big Show"?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)
I did not.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Was that the big bad show tonight, y'all?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)
It's all about Chris Rock.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)
It's funny cos black people do shit like this and white people do shit like that!
*Apollo explodes*
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
A couple of his jokes are absolutely superb
The rest is very 'meh'
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I think he's a clever chap.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
His "Black people vs Niggers" sketch is absolutely superb
"I take CARE of my kids - you're supposed to, motherfucker!"
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
That's one of the ones I mean
That one, and how it's hard to defend rap nowadays
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
When his little girl started saying that she wished she looked more barbie-like
he launched a campaign to raise the self-esteem of young girls. I admire him a lot for that. Whatever you think of his material, he does seem to be a thoroughly grounded chap.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I wasn't aware of that
Certainly scores points in his favour
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Spot on, that man could run the country.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
He already does, doesn't he?
/Alllookaliketomelolz
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Animals was good, politics was good
The Office Was genre defining, extras wasn't bad and I haven't seen much since.

Alt: I've been to a few, comics always seem funnier in person than on telly. Ross Nobel was brilliant live, but i never rated him at all on his telly work, you need the atmousphere.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)
I put it to you that 'genre defining' is the kind of almost-wholly-meaningless drivel
spouted by critics such as Paul Ross.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
The office is the reason you see so many cringe type comedies, without specific "jokes"
I put it to you that are not worthy of humming on Paul Ross's balls let alone taking his name in vain.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
So, it's their fault everything else is shite then?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Pretty much
Although Alan partridge might be the modern genisis. Without either of these I doubt we would have 'The Thick of It' which is genius
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
2nd series of Partridge is one of the top five sitcoms of all times I'd say.
Easily as funny as Fawlty Towers and about 85 million times more so than that awful Hancock fellow so beloved of wankers like Paul Merton.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Tosh.
By his own admission Gervais's whole 'thing' is Larry David's 'thing' but not done by Larry David.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
He is superb live, isn't he?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I bet it was really annoying for all those people who scoffed when he said he would do stand up
and he turned out to be pretty good at it.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Nerble is cut from the same God-awful 'I'm just so RANDOM' cloth as that oaf Noel Fielding.
'Imagine, right, a moonkeh, right, on a mer-ped' etc.

Really easy to do, not very witty and student-waki in the extreme. He's a cunt.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Did you see Noel Fielding interview Damien Hirst?
he was such a fucking embarrassing fan boy he practically tried to force feed Hirst his jizz
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
That never quite made it onto my 'to watch' list for two reasons.
1. D Hirst
2. N Fielding
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I didn't see his latest effort
mainly because the 10 minutes or so of The Office I saw was the most excrutiatingly unfunny tepid cupfull of puppy jism that I have ever witnessed. Since then I have avoided anything and everything he has ever done, save for a fleeting snippet of him presenting some awards or other, where surprise-surfucking-surprise, he was an unfunny cunt.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I thoroughly agree with you about The Office

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
The Office was genius
you needed to watch far more than 10 minutes to "get it"
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)
I couldn't possiby 'wath' another second of it, believe me

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Wath your handth!

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Yeth mummy!

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Nonsense.
I thought it was quite good but Gervais' 'embarrassingly graceless but ultimately rather pathetic man you feel a little sympathy for' routine can be sussed in no more than five minutes.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
The Office was, I quote, "FUCKING SHIT"
It was actually painful to watch
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Amen.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I concur
After 5 minutes I was practically fetal with cringe and switched it off.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Afternoon mate
How have you been?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Not too bad mate, bit of a bad patch at the start of the week
Mental ex-GF causing shit in an excrutiatingly-painful attempt to garner sympathy.

How's yourself?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I'll take care of that for you mate
*orders hit*

Not bad at all thank you, good to catch up with you. Here's a question; who should succeed Straussy at the top of the order?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Thank you my good man, but I've already taken care of it
She is up to her fucking big gob in trouble as a result of her mischief making. She'll have forgotten all about it by the time she gets her cumuppence though. It will be most lolarious.

In answer to your question - any cunt who knows which way to hold a fucking bat. Obviously I'd nominate myself, but my team need me this year.

I saw your FB post regarding Karren Brady. I think, that on balance, I probably would.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)
THANK YOU
I was pissed when I wrote it mind.

Do we promote Trott to opener, as he's been practically playing there for over a year? Or is he too valuable at 3? I'd stick KP in first myself.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Either would be a decent shout.
Maybe KP, as he's quite used to being back in the shed by lunch on day one anyway.

Seriously though the last test aside his form has been appalling, and I wouldn't have been surprised to see him getting the boot ages ago.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)
The problem with KP is also the best reason to keep him in the team
He thinks he can batter any bowler in the world to any part of any ground at any time he chooses, and has no concept of bedding in and maintaining his wicket. And he can. Sometimes.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I agree
however he does have some quite fundamental issues with his batting that he fails to address.

His declining test average cannot be ignored though.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Very true on both counts
Not exactly lining up to take his place though are they?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Well there is some truth in that, but the England A lot have some really good players coming along
like Bairstow, Butler, etc.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Coming along is one thing
Ready to fill the number 4 slot at KP's expense is another. Wouldn't mind seeing one or both of them blooded against the Windies mind
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Yeah, they're pish.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Oh I don't know.
I'm doing a pretty good job of ignoring it completely.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
You fucking liar
You have the averages of England's entire squad memorised, in alphabetical order.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Fine, THANKS FOR ASKING
cunt
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
*click*

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I asked you yesterday!
Christ, I thought I was needy. Because I am.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Monty, please put me on ignore for a few minutes and let the rest of us discuss this
Eddie Izzard is absolutely the best stand-up comedian of all time, in my opinion.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I implore anyone who has not seen 'Death Star Canteen' performed through the medium of Lego to watch it on YouTube immediately.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Conversely,
I implore anyone who has the misfortune to see his pathetic excuse for an 'act' to shit into one of your socks and sling it straight at his stupid gay face.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Izzard is magnificent

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Another faux-surreal tosspot camouflaging a lack of any real wit with RANDOM WAKINESS.
I watched his 'I'M SPEAKING FRENCH!!!!! IN A DRESS!!!!!!!!' show last year and it was unmitigated shite. Plus his affected louche drawl makes me want to drink bleach.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Do you mean the show he did in France?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I believe it was earlier than that
but half the routine was about French vocabulary. I would rather hear my name being called for frontline army duties in Helmand that endure that hogwash for a second time.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
He's in Canada, and done the encore in French by repeating much of the show
it's witty and charming
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

witty bent
charming shit
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Buuuuuut.... he's really fucking funny
Also, "a lack of any real" is something of a faux-surreal statement camouflaging a lack of any real argument with RANDOM WAKINESS.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Oops edited.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Well now my post doesn't make sense
You have NO CONSIDERATION FOR MY FEELINGS
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
None whatsoever.
Sozzles.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
YOU'RE NOT THOUGH ARE YOU
*comfort eats, watches Loose Women, bleeds from fanny*
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE HE IS SHIT.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

is was
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I actually can't argue with that
There's no getting around the fact that his best stuff is a decade and more old now
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Lenny Henry was good on is was.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)
What the fuckn are you blithering on about?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Tiswas you dribbling halfwit.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
I was not born when "is was" [sic] was on

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I believe the aged gentleman
Would like a condensed milk sandwich
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Ooooooookay, I will. Thanks.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)
But can you now do an impression
of David Bellamy
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)
*wummages awound in the undergwowf*

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
*gwapples gwapenuts*

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Fucking brilliant

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
i want him to be mayor of London.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Yeah, but he's a labour cunt so I couldn't really vote for him unless he had some different ideas

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)
That would be fucking brilliant
And not unfeasible, the current mayor is a fucking comedian after all
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Boris is a fucking genius.
You wouldn't get that incredible 'wiff-waff is coming home' speech from Red Ken, the whiny-voiced hypocritical cuntrag.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I quite like the fact that our capital's mayor looks like he's wandered in off Sesame Street

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
He's excellent.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
*air guitars*

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Reginold D Hunter is supperb.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Alan Davies is breakfast.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Lee Evans is lunch.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
If he ever sets foot in Liverpool he'll be dogfood

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)
As I may have mentioned, I was at Hillsborough and am quite sensitive about the subject
but I still think Davies is right, Liverpool are being twats
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Did you bum someone so hard that the crowd was rammed forward crushing people to death?
*shakes head*
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I was, and you'll like this
At the other end. And 10.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
You were turning tricks that young? Kudos

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)
He was right in everything he said

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)

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