Fuck you, Monty, I'm amazing.
A-maz-ing.

OK, I may have accidentally deleted somebody's entire email archive with little to no hope of retrieval, all because of my usual rakish, cavalier attitude, but I'm still brilliant.

Overall, my favourite age so far is probably 24. I was making decent money and had a job that let me build up time in lieu to augment my holiday whenever I wanted. This was handy because I'd just met the ex. Things were still good and I was bombing around seeing her every couple of months. I had a lot of fun.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You could be allowed to come for a drink too?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Now steady on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)

ONLY JOKING, KRONERS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)

FUCK YOU MONTY I HATE YOU

( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)

No dissing monty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I could, I have a few free evenings next week.
I am very popular now that I have new sunglasses.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Those two sentences don't go together

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Really I've been crying myself to sleep
over Next Generation repeats and a bottle of cheap, vinegary red.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Urgh, red mings

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)

What? Stop being a weirdo.
You're a woman, you love red wine.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)

I fucking hate red
It's WaRm. No no no.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Certain Beaujolais are meant to be drank slightly chilled, if memory serves.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Correct.
Any light red is fine to drink chilled and in some instances it's fantastic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)

I haven't had a Beaujolais for yonks.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)

it has its place*.


*In the fucking bin whilst I quaff a hearty Barolo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I mistakenly bought a British red wine once.
It was so utterly insipid that I refused to even cook with it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)

I've had a few good ones.
They are about 20% more expensive than they deserve to be, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)

And about 4% weaker than they should be as well.
Although I believe this may be a climate thing as Australian and South African wines tend to have a higher abv content than French wines.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Yup, sweeter fruit = more alcohol.
More sun = sweeter fruit.

You = a fucking fruit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*
I am a little surprised at this grave error of yours. Mind you, after 'meat-gate' I shouldn't be.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)

You know I have dreadful taste in food, alcohol and men

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Is meat gate
that website where a bloke repeatedly slams a garden-outside world interface system on his cock?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)

It should be

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Yes. Yes it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Red's the best wine.
Plus, all the best drinks are consumed at room temperature. Fact.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Diet come??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I'm actually going to leave that one
I am childish enough to smile. I do hate the autocorrect though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Come again?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I eat way too much sugar for that, I'm afraid.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)

This is an excellent post.
I am unashamedly congratulating myself, here.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)

I'm going to give you a generous five and a half for it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Give over, it was funny on two entire levels.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)

OK, six. But that's it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I am wasted on you people.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Thank god iPads don't have webcams

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Spat your diet come out in mirth, did you?
I can understand that, it was the best post all day.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)

It was the image of you congratulating yourself. They don't make vodka strong enough for that image.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)

That cunt Arsene Wenger sticks fucking ice cubes in with his red wine
He's french though, so it may be allowed
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)

I thought that was more Spanish?
I hate whinger. Would totally do Jose though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)

He should do the world a favour and hit the old delete button.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:34, Reply)

There's people in the Q ahead of him dude
Dangerously illiterate people
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Illiterate people in the 'Q', eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)

I thought you'd like that
Haha have just seen this werk's qotw. Am surprised if isn't just people posting links to one another's usernames.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)

"werk"

( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Battered did.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)

He's a good lad, is our Batsy.
If a little 'short' tempered.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Haha!
Who??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Apeloverage.
Well, he didn't link to his profile, but that was all he said.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Hahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Excellent idea!
I shall get on this asap
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)

I could give you...
..... Well actually just one these days. But now I can't think how to say this without it looking dodgy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)

s e
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:27, Reply)