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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Really I've been crying myself to sleep
over Next Generation repeats and a bottle of cheap, vinegary red.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Urgh, red mings

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)
What? Stop being a weirdo.
You're a woman, you love red wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)
I fucking hate red
It's WaRm. No no no.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Certain Beaujolais are meant to be drank slightly chilled, if memory serves.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Correct.
Any light red is fine to drink chilled and in some instances it's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)
I haven't had a Beaujolais for yonks.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
it has its place*.


*In the fucking bin whilst I quaff a hearty Barolo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I mistakenly bought a British red wine once.
It was so utterly insipid that I refused to even cook with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
I've had a few good ones.
They are about 20% more expensive than they deserve to be, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)
And about 4% weaker than they should be as well.
Although I believe this may be a climate thing as Australian and South African wines tend to have a higher abv content than French wines.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Yup, sweeter fruit = more alcohol.
More sun = sweeter fruit.

You = a fucking fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)
*raises eyebrow*
I am a little surprised at this grave error of yours. Mind you, after 'meat-gate' I shouldn't be.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)
You know I have dreadful taste in food, alcohol and men

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Is meat gate
that website where a bloke repeatedly slams a garden-outside world interface system on his cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)
It should be

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Yes. Yes it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Red's the best wine.
Plus, all the best drinks are consumed at room temperature. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
Diet come??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I'm actually going to leave that one
I am childish enough to smile. I do hate the autocorrect though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Come again?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I eat way too much sugar for that, I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is an excellent post.
I am unashamedly congratulating myself, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
I'm going to give you a generous five and a half for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:34, Reply)
Give over, it was funny on two entire levels.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)
OK, six. But that's it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:37, Reply)
I am wasted on you people.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Thank god iPads don't have webcams

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:34, Reply)
Spat your diet come out in mirth, did you?
I can understand that, it was the best post all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)

It was the image of you congratulating yourself. They don't make vodka strong enough for that image.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)
That cunt Arsene Wenger sticks fucking ice cubes in with his red wine
He's french though, so it may be allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
I thought that was more Spanish?
I hate whinger. Would totally do Jose though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
He should do the world a favour and hit the old delete button.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:34, Reply)
There's people in the Q ahead of him dude
Dangerously illiterate people
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Illiterate people in the 'Q', eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)
I thought you'd like that
Haha have just seen this werk's qotw. Am surprised if isn't just people posting links to one another's usernames.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)
"werk"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)
Battered did.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)
He's a good lad, is our Batsy.
If a little 'short' tempered.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Haha!
Who??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)
Apeloverage.
Well, he didn't link to his profile, but that was all he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Excellent idea!
I shall get on this asap
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)
I could give you...
..... Well actually just one these days. But now I can't think how to say this without it looking dodgy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)

s e
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:27, Reply)

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