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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I will start a new thread then.
Because I can.

I am a mighty powerful inferno of TD. I am the sun, and the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:04, 163 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
And your indifference is of no consequence to me.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Evening TD
I've just got in and I'm a bit pissed.
Luckily I have food.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
i'm not pissed but I feel I should be

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I feel you should be as well.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:17, Reply)
I've been to a beer festival
At some point in the evening I switched to thirds of a pint, thinking it would be a sensible sober thing to do, but it just meant that I drank quicker and went back for more sooner.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
If you're not a scooper
Stick with what you like.

I do a lot of beer festivals with friends who want to trainspot every beer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)
After a while, you stop tasting any difference anyway.
Isn't that one of the reasons wine tasters spit?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
I fell foul of this a little
I should have been increasing in strengths and flavours through the night.
There were a couple that I was indifferent to, which had I tried first I probably would hve liked a lot more.
Once I realised this I moved onto stronger flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
I'm not a trainspotter
But I do like to try new things.
There we a lot of beers that I have had previously in bottles, of which I was tempted to try the cask versions. But I stuck to beers I had never tried before instead.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)
I like light beer so I tend to find one I like and stick on it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Variety is the spice of life, TD.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)
I'll try a few
But beer-fests are a bit difficult for a huntin'shootin'fishin' type like me.

*No animals are harmed in my efforts to integrate with the middle class*.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)
yum beer festival

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)
You've all gone to bed haven't you?
I was trying to make a big Anthony Gormley stylee statement.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Have you got all of us on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
No - I'm just very slow.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Perfectly acceptable

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
I'm here!
The party can start!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
+ lemon

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Only one old man in this house

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Sorry - got distracted by putting flea drops on the cats.
Where the hell does life take you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Down the shitter

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
If you want
You could see it as a unique sewerage experience.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Don't worry kids.
I'm back.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)
Thank fuck for that!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)
Alright Tangles.
Now. Be honest, have you tried to get away from parenting duties and have a weekend away next week? You know JeffSTOCK makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
It makes perfect sense to me
However Mrs Upinblue has already arranged for us to be in Borth that weekend.
Apparently I have to go too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)
Try and be free to meet your imaginary friends in Sept.
Stunned and Monty often throw something then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
I shall work on it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)
I can imagine the conversation...
'Sorry love, I won't be about to love my kids this weekend, a load of benders, who happen to call me a bender, are having a party... I'll be back in time for the Antiques Roadshow!'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
"How do I know them? Well, you know when I'm supposed to be working..."

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)
hahahaha
You really should try and make one.

You'll fit right in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
That's what I called my wedding

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)
I thought your husband nonced you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
According to my dad
he never stood a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Just signed off Jeff.
Take the crown of tedium.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Oh thank god.
Wassup then blud?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Workin' like dog for the boss man.
Workin' for the company, ooh, yeah!

Any feedback from the telephone interview?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Not as yet.
Hopefully some time next week.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Well my fingers are crossed.
Any other irons in the fire?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
A few.
It's been a few days though, and I haven't heard anything, so it's probably not going to be good news.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Keep plugging away.
DG has only just hit his goal.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
Too fucking true.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
I can't afford to hang on much longer : (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
Excited?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
Stupidly so.
I can't wait to get up at arse o' clock on Monday to go to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Good stuff.
Hadd'a'way'n shite, ya bastard!

Or whatever it is you people say to one another.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
I really am looking forward to it.
I just wish it was permanent.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Gotta start somewhere.
Recruitment has changed a lot in recent years. People who are recruiting want cheap lighters, not Zippos.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Nice analogy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
I'd still appreciate some CV advice.
My days are gonna be even more intense as I'll still be trawling jobsites when I get home at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
Nee bovver son!
I'll get some stuff sorted out for ya over the next week. I've said I'll help* Lusty too.

Just trying to find time to do it properly. Also, worth referencing what I might suggest against what Bob thinks - before going back to Student Land, he was in recruitment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
So he was.
I'll bear that in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
I will get stuff sorted for you though.
I said I would.

I'm looking forward to meeting you!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)
I'm looking forward to you meeting me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)
You bender.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:22, Reply)
No, YOU bender, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
YOU BENDER
no returns
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
Something about coal in the bath

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Has you whippet run away?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
One ont cross beam's gone owt askew ont treddle

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
Something about a pigeon?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
I'm late in joining everyone in congratulating you
But well done anyway, Davvo.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
Cheers, tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
All yours if you want it.
Bedtime for me.

x
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)
Good day today.
New leather A2 bomber, new shades and shenanigans planned on Sunday. Wagwan folks?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)
I wish you were a girl
so I could raid your enormous wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:57, Reply)
He's too skinny


*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
I bought a pair of 30" jeans today, they were too small :(
I always said the day I can't fit into 30 waist jeans is the day I'd kill myself/lose weight, but I'm too lazy to do either.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
I used to say that about 32" jeans :(

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
I mean I could wear them, they do up fine.
Just a tad too tight. In fact fuck it I am gonna slim down, you heard it here first.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
At your age I could get away with 28"
Now 32" is more realistic
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
I've got from a 36" back to a 32/34"
The power of exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
I was a 28" until I was about 25.
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
It's alright, I'm got health problems.
I should be a 42" waist.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
How long has that taken/how much do you exercise?
I really, really need to get back into shape but I'm finding it so hard to get motivated.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
I tend to just go to the gym to watch the darts on the telly.
I do LESS than an hour a week of cross-trainer/cycling.

But I quite enjoy it. I've not really adjusted my diet at all. I was buying 'large' but sometimes I needed 'extra large' and that limits where you can buy things, so I exercised.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
See I used to do a five mile run a day
I got burned out quite quickly.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
I don't think you need to do a lot.
I just think it has to be 'enough' to get your heart racing and a line of sweat down your back, and to do it often enough.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
See, I wanted to take the pooch for a walk today
and I did something to the top of my right thigh which meant every step I took clicked and pulled and it was a bit shit so I didn't get out. It was complete agony and I felt my age.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
+Rachel Riley was wearing something new on Countdown

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
I was a tight 36" and I exercised hard for a couple of years
to become a loose 36"/tight 34"
Then I stopped exercising and didn't get any fatter.

Suck it up and put the time in, B-Man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
Oh, fuck you, bitch!
You're going on the list.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
You only wish Baz was a girl so you could lez him up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
You are pissed
and so am I
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
How is MK this fine evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
It shines like a beacon in this fetid land
I'm watching Bad Boys and drinking JD and cuke, one is necessary for t'other.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Fuck that, aged JD is a lovely drink.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
I'm so poor at the moment I'm lucky I'm not swigging Frosty Jack
JD is a luxury
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
Coke is the worst mixer ever, though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Not with acid is isn't..

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
One is hardly discerning on acid
I've drunk ketchup whilst tripping before.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
Lots.....
Or was it just a micro-dot?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Evening Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Evening Tango
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Pleasantly drunk here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
Sounds good to me
Marry, shag, kill:

Victoria Beckham
Coleen Rooney
Katie Price

Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)

Marry Rooney
Shag Beckham
Kill Price

Same to you

Holly Willougby
Fearne Cotton
Lauren LaVerne
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
I'll have a go.
Marry - LaVerne
Shag - Willoughby
Kill - Cotton (only because she'll be broken hearted).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)

WRONG

Marry Laverne,
Shag Cotton
Kill Willoughby - she is a dick
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
If you say you wouldn't want to play with her fun-bags then you're a bender.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)

don't make me have the blousie conservation again.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
I can't remember the Blousie conversation.
But if it is in any way mean to my friend, I'll cut ya.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)

No, of course not, she doesn't believe I prefer a smaller boob. Jeff, I prefer a smaller boob.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
But Cotton? She has NO TITS.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)

I think she is gorgeous
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
But shouldn't the woman have bigger boobs than you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)

in an ideal world ;)
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Me too
Obviously there is something compelling about big'uns, but it is more of a fascination than a desire.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)

When they collapse like a shit souffle it is v disappointing.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
Frankly, I can't understand why so many men *do* like enormous ones.
They're not attractive, they give the owners terrible backache, and it's a two-hand job just to hold one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)

I like bums the most
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
Bender

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)

I love a bit of cock me.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
I haven't got one of those.
I carry all my considerable weight in the front.

I'm like a beetle. "Mama got a little junk in the bonnet"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
Darth, give Bobby his log-in back.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:32, Reply)

girl bums
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)
I've got no fixed position.
As it were.

But I'm saying that Willoughby is a nicer prospect than Cotton.

Not that I'd kick either out of the sack.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
In the same way that you can eat so much ice cream it makes you sick.
I like this thing, therefore I must like lots and lots of this thing.
Some people can eat a lot without feeling sick.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:31, Reply)
Someone I once knew
said that any more than a handful was a waste.

Personally, I thought he was a fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)

I AGREE WITH YOUR MATE
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)
You're a fucking idiot.
Nah, skinchies, each to their own innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)

Just means if we're ever wingmen we won't be have to worry about picking the same doris.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)
You can only dream of pulling Sweary!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:40, Reply)

Marry: Willoughby
Shag: Laverne
Kill: Cotton

Whoever wants it:

Rihanna
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
This sounds like a game for the boys

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
Here you go:
Kiefer Sutherland
Alexander Saarsgard
Justin Bieber
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Pretty much in that order
Marry Sutherland (maybe have affair with father)
Shag Skarsgard (repeatedly)
Kill Bieber (slowly and painfully)
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)

One for the girls

Michael Fassbender
Jensen Button
David Beckham
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
You have remarkable taste
..especially when it comes to Donald Sutherland, that man has flicked more charisma from his sweaty brow than most of us would ever exude in a lifetime.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
He was, in his younger days, sex on legs
and quite the way into his older days too. I imagine I still would.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)

Marry Saarsgard (don't know what he looks like so least gay)
Shag Sutherland
Kill Bieber
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:22, Reply)
Nonsense
Join in
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)

Marry Perry
Shag Rihanna
Kill GAGa
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
Shag GaGA
then marry Gaga
Then kill Gaga
Bingo instant wealth and B-list celebrity status.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
The Light in Gaga
Has a certain ring to it.

Do you know she's a black dude with natty dreads?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
I am totally convinced by your air of sincerity

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:35, Reply)
Don't worry.
I won't mention it next weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:52, Reply)
Tough choices
I don't wish any of them dead; I wouldn't want to marry any of them; my standards are occasionally low enough to possibly shag maybe 1.5 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
Alright chomps?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Alright Davvers
If I'm up north, if I have a problem, if no one else can help, and if I can find you....maybe...aw, no forget it, doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
If you're ever up north, I'll buy you a string vest, a poke of chips and a whippet.
Just so you don't feel out of place.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
Aw man..
I'll feel like a well-fed Rab C Nesbitt/Billy MacKenzie hybrid! Life doesn't get better than that....*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
Us northerners are full of hospitality.
And clogged arteries.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)
I noticed I was getting quite drunk
so I have started drinking pints of water. Does this make me sad or old?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:40, Reply)
Apparently it makes me the last person awake
I win!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:49, Reply)
WINNER!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:52, Reply)
...checks that enough time has passed
WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:04, Reply)
DOUBLE WIN!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:17, Reply)
Beat you all!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:30, Reply)
Get to fook.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:34, Reply)

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