I wish you were a girl
so I could raid your enormous wardrobe.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:57, Reply)

He's too skinny


*runs*
( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)

I bought a pair of 30" jeans today, they were too small :(
I always said the day I can't fit into 30 waist jeans is the day I'd kill myself/lose weight, but I'm too lazy to do either.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)

I used to say that about 32" jeans :(

( Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)

I mean I could wear them, they do up fine.
Just a tad too tight. In fact fuck it I am gonna slim down, you heard it here first.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)

At your age I could get away with 28"
Now 32" is more realistic
( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)

I've got from a 36" back to a 32/34"
The power of exercise.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)

I was a 28" until I was about 25.
*weeps*
( Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)

It's alright, I'm got health problems.
I should be a 42" waist.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)

How long has that taken/how much do you exercise?
I really, really need to get back into shape but I'm finding it so hard to get motivated.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)

I tend to just go to the gym to watch the darts on the telly.
I do LESS than an hour a week of cross-trainer/cycling.

But I quite enjoy it. I've not really adjusted my diet at all. I was buying 'large' but sometimes I needed 'extra large' and that limits where you can buy things, so I exercised.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)

See I used to do a five mile run a day
I got burned out quite quickly.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)

I don't think you need to do a lot.
I just think it has to be 'enough' to get your heart racing and a line of sweat down your back, and to do it often enough.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)

See, I wanted to take the pooch for a walk today
and I did something to the top of my right thigh which meant every step I took clicked and pulled and it was a bit shit so I didn't get out. It was complete agony and I felt my age.
( Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)

+Rachel Riley was wearing something new on Countdown

( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)

I was a tight 36" and I exercised hard for a couple of years
to become a loose 36"/tight 34"
Then I stopped exercising and didn't get any fatter.

Suck it up and put the time in, B-Man.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)

Oh, fuck you, bitch!
You're going on the list.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)

You only wish Baz was a girl so you could lez him up.

( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)