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You are pissedand so am I
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:03,
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latest was 12 years ago)
It shines like a beacon in this fetid landI'm watching Bad Boys and drinking JD and cuke, one is necessary for t'other.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05,
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Fuck that, aged JD is a lovely drink.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:07,
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I'm so poor at the moment I'm lucky I'm not swigging Frosty JackJD is a luxury
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:08,
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Coke is the worst mixer ever, though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:09,
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One is hardly discerning on acidI've drunk ketchup whilst tripping before.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17,
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Lots.....Or was it just a micro-dot?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:20,
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Sounds good to meMarry, shag, kill:
Victoria Beckham
Coleen Rooney
Katie Price
Hmm?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:10,
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Marry Rooney
Shag Beckham
Kill Price
Same to you
Holly Willougby
Fearne Cotton
Lauren LaVerne
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I'll have a go.Marry - LaVerne
Shag - Willoughby
Kill - Cotton (only because she'll be broken hearted).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13,
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If you say you wouldn't want to play with her fun-bags then you're a bender.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16,
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I can't remember the Blousie conversation.But if it is in any way mean to my friend, I'll cut ya.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21,
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No, of course not, she doesn't believe I prefer a smaller boob. Jeff, I prefer a smaller boob.
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But shouldn't the woman have bigger boobs than you?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23,
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Me tooObviously there is something compelling about big'uns, but it is more of a fascination than a desire.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24,
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Frankly, I can't understand why so many men *do* like enormous ones.They're not attractive, they give the owners terrible backache, and it's a two-hand job just to hold one.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:27,
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I haven't got one of those.I carry all my considerable weight in the front.
I'm like a beetle. "Mama got a little junk in the bonnet"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30,
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Darth, give Bobby his log-in back.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30,
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I've got no fixed position.As it were.
But I'm saying that Willoughby is a nicer prospect than Cotton.
Not that I'd kick either out of the sack.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30,
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In the same way that you can eat so much ice cream it makes you sick.I like this thing, therefore I must like lots and lots of this thing.
Some people can eat a lot without feeling sick.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:31,
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Someone I once knewsaid that any more than a handful was a waste.
Personally, I thought he was a fucking idiot.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:26,
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You're a fucking idiot.Nah, skinchies, each to their own innit?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:33,
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Just means if we're ever wingmen we won't be have to worry about picking the same doris.
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You can only dream of pulling Sweary!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:40,
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Marry: Willoughby
Shag: Laverne
Kill: Cotton
Whoever wants it:
Rihanna
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:14,
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Here you go:Kiefer Sutherland
Alexander Saarsgard
Justin Bieber
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:20,
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Pretty much in that orderMarry Sutherland (maybe have affair with father)
Shag Skarsgard (repeatedly)
Kill Bieber (slowly and painfully)
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21,
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You have remarkable taste..especially when it comes to Donald Sutherland, that man has flicked more charisma from his sweaty brow than most of us would ever exude in a lifetime.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24,
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He was, in his younger days, sex on legsand quite the way into his older days too. I imagine I still would.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25,
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Marry Saarsgard (don't know what he looks like so least gay)
Shag Sutherland
Kill Bieber
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Shag GaGAthen marry Gaga
Then kill Gaga
Bingo instant wealth and B-list celebrity status.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23,
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The Light in Gaga Has a certain ring to it.
Do you know she's a black dude with natty dreads?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24,
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I am totally convinced by your air of sincerity(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:35,
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Don't worry.I won't mention it next weekend.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:52,
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Tough choicesI don't wish any of them dead; I wouldn't want to marry any of them; my standards are occasionally low enough to possibly shag maybe 1.5 of them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15,
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Alright chomps?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:10,
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Alright DavversIf I'm up north, if I have a problem, if no one else can help, and if I can find you....maybe...aw, no forget it, doesn't matter.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:12,
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If you're ever up north, I'll buy you a string vest, a poke of chips and a whippet.Just so you don't feel out of place.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15,
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Aw man..I'll feel like a well-fed Rab C Nesbitt/Billy MacKenzie hybrid! Life doesn't get better than that....*sighs*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16,
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Us northerners are full of hospitality.And clogged arteries.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:19,
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