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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Marry Rooney
Shag Beckham
Kill Price
Same to you
Holly Willougby
Fearne Cotton
Lauren LaVerne
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:11, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'll have a go.
Marry - LaVerne
Shag - Willoughby
Kill - Cotton (only because she'll be broken hearted).
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
Marry - LaVerne
Shag - Willoughby
Kill - Cotton (only because she'll be broken hearted).
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
If you say you wouldn't want to play with her fun-bags then you're a bender.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
I can't remember the Blousie conversation.
But if it is in any way mean to my friend, I'll cut ya.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
But if it is in any way mean to my friend, I'll cut ya.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
No, of course not, she doesn't believe I prefer a smaller boob. Jeff, I prefer a smaller boob.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Me too
Obviously there is something compelling about big'uns, but it is more of a fascination than a desire.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Obviously there is something compelling about big'uns, but it is more of a fascination than a desire.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Frankly, I can't understand why so many men *do* like enormous ones.
They're not attractive, they give the owners terrible backache, and it's a two-hand job just to hold one.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)
They're not attractive, they give the owners terrible backache, and it's a two-hand job just to hold one.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)
I haven't got one of those.
I carry all my considerable weight in the front.
I'm like a beetle. "Mama got a little junk in the bonnet"
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
I carry all my considerable weight in the front.
I'm like a beetle. "Mama got a little junk in the bonnet"
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
I've got no fixed position.
As it were.
But I'm saying that Willoughby is a nicer prospect than Cotton.
Not that I'd kick either out of the sack.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
As it were.
But I'm saying that Willoughby is a nicer prospect than Cotton.
Not that I'd kick either out of the sack.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
In the same way that you can eat so much ice cream it makes you sick.
I like this thing, therefore I must like lots and lots of this thing.
Some people can eat a lot without feeling sick.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:31, Reply)
I like this thing, therefore I must like lots and lots of this thing.
Some people can eat a lot without feeling sick.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:31, Reply)
Someone I once knew
said that any more than a handful was a waste.
Personally, I thought he was a fucking idiot.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
said that any more than a handful was a waste.
Personally, I thought he was a fucking idiot.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
Just means if we're ever wingmen we won't be have to worry about picking the same doris.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)
Marry: Willoughby
Shag: Laverne
Kill: Cotton
Whoever wants it:
Rihanna
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
Pretty much in that order
Marry Sutherland (maybe have affair with father)
Shag Skarsgard (repeatedly)
Kill Bieber (slowly and painfully)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Marry Sutherland (maybe have affair with father)
Shag Skarsgard (repeatedly)
Kill Bieber (slowly and painfully)
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
You have remarkable taste
..especially when it comes to Donald Sutherland, that man has flicked more charisma from his sweaty brow than most of us would ever exude in a lifetime.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
..especially when it comes to Donald Sutherland, that man has flicked more charisma from his sweaty brow than most of us would ever exude in a lifetime.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
He was, in his younger days, sex on legs
and quite the way into his older days too. I imagine I still would.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
and quite the way into his older days too. I imagine I still would.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
Marry Saarsgard (don't know what he looks like so least gay)
Shag Sutherland
Kill Bieber
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:22, Reply)
Shag GaGA
then marry Gaga
Then kill Gaga
Bingo instant wealth and B-list celebrity status.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
then marry Gaga
Then kill Gaga
Bingo instant wealth and B-list celebrity status.
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
The Light in Gaga
Has a certain ring to it.
Do you know she's a black dude with natty dreads?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Has a certain ring to it.
Do you know she's a black dude with natty dreads?
( , Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
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