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What a fabulous morning it is !
Good morning !
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:36, Reply)
My head hurts.
Make it stop.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)
WIth all the access to drugs you've got, I'd imagine you could get hold of some nice strong opiats.
You should keep some for backup.

Whatcha' get up too last night?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Went out in Bromley.
Which is weird cos I'm 21 and live in Bromley but have never been out here in my life. It's rubbish , it's the biggest borough in London and there's nowhere to go at all.
Then I drank two bottles of Moët when I got in which was daft. Not ideal prep for today.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)
That ain't gonna be cheep eaither
Here, this'll cheer you up: www.linsonbreastlawsuit.com/ & www.stinsonbreastreduction.com/
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Two bottles is never a good idea

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:01, Reply)
Gid moaning.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Is it though?
IS IT?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)
I read that as "I STI" lol.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Ai'gh'?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)
so far, yes.
I am about to get out of bed.

More news as it happens.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Good morning my darling.
It is, indeed, lovely outside. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and I have a nice Southern Chicken wrap.

What's up in internet land?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I decided to take an extra tablet or two and I only just woke up.
I had my exploding head syndrome thing, it was like aliens. Once you break through the fear barier (which goes away if you even slightly move your head, but ends the whole experience), then it becomes quite cool.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I'm in a caff
I've just ordered 'The Beast' breakfast.

2 eggs
2 Bacon
2 sausages
Mini steak
Burger
Chips
Beans
Tomato
Mushrooms
Fried bread
Coffee

It also comes with a chicken breast, but I don't think I'll manage that.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:40, Reply)
You could finish it off with a nobbly bobbly.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Dirty girl

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)
You love it.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Oh yeah!

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:57, Reply)
That sound both amazing and horrifying

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:59, Reply)
It was horriFRYing.
I feel sick now.

Because I didn't want the chicken breast, the gave me black pudding instead.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Been out with dog and then swimming with the kids
Missed snow (!!) and sunny again now. Making roast chicken dinner and off for a run. Another good nights sleep....

Now where is that croissant??
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I hope the kids got Bovril and Hula Hoops when they came out.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Does a jelly Winder count?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Was it beef flavoured?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Winders contain nothing of this earth

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
I've got no idea what a Jelly Winder is.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Laptop is dead.
It turns on for a few seconds and as its loading up it sounds like something clicks and it switches off. My uneducated guess would be overheating, someone help before I go an buy a MacBook.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I suppose your options here
Are trying to boot it in safety mode and then trying to find out what the problem is, or alternatively, deleting your account and then killing yourself.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Multiple clicks?
Or just one?

Unlikely to be an overheating issue if you've just turned it on
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Just one click.
The Sony Vaio logo comes up then a few seconds later there's a click sound and it switches off :(
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
When it's booting up, hit f8 and try and get it to boot in safety mode.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Our home PC did that a couple of years ago.
Bloody thing was riddled with viruses, it turned out.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)
If I need it replaced this will end all hopes of getting an iPad.
F8 thing don't work. I'll take it to the computer fixy place tomorrow but I don't want them seeing the horrific porn I've got on there.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Have you got a Windows recovery CD?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
No.
We're getting somewhere though, I had a cd in the drive which I've take out. Now it loads upto the bit where it says Windows didn't start properly and I can choose to launch it normally or launch start up repair. Just gonna leave it a couple hours cos its lasting longer and longer before it switches itself off each time.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)
If you can get the bastard thing into Bios
You might just be able to do a system check, or try and boot from the last known good configuration. My knowledge is limited to the point of being nigh on useless when it comes to laptops - i'ate em.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Get a MacBook, they don't get viruses

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Let's stop talking about boring computers.
What's everyone doing today then? Playa's got a date over here, she's just text me making sure I turn up. Can you believe it, I'm not the one doing the chasing. Hooray.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)
What are you going to wear?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Dior leather is a front runner at the moment.
Nom De Guerre shirt is also looking likely. My brown locks are coming through again too, I'm one handsome South Londoner right now.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
You're like a southern Dozer.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
With fancier shoes and a better taste in music

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
So where are you taking your date, out for dinner?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Bollocks to that we're doing it Barry style.
Grabbing some MDMA off my brother and we're going dancing round Spitalfields.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Well at least buy her a packet of Airwaves gum.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)

morning
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Who the fucking hell are you?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Amazing handle tho

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
It's Bob isn't it.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)

course it is
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Did you get your new running shoes?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)

its sunday?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Shops are open 7 days a week these days.
Evening in Wales.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)

They shipped last week dude, mail order innit.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
You could have got them in Tesco

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)

custom ones?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Bobby shops at Tesco
That's where he gets his best clothes.
la-la-la-la!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
I wouldn't be too smug.
You shop at asda.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Only for Nobbly Bobblies!

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
The only clothes he could find that would fit him was the Tesco Value Car Cover.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)

THUNDERCUNT GROWS ANGRY!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Don't worry ThunderCunt.
They'll be stocking tents again soon.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Oh man, I just drilled through a radiator pipe. Twice.
I was pretty lucky though, because I was about 5mm away from putting a screw through the electric cable so I'm considering a slightly wet ceiling getting off fairly lightly.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I hope you said, 'To me, to you' a lot whilst working.
It sounds like the sort of mishap only a Chuckle Brother would have.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
You do know you can get cable finders? And pipe finders?
It pays to know what's behind the bit of wall/ceiling you're about to drill through.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
It was a floor. I was fixing the boards down so they wouldn't squeak.
And those things are no good for pipes.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Yeah, you're still a flid.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:52, Reply)
It's actually a good thing that I hit it twice as I didn't hear it the first time
so it would have kept on leaking and ruined my ceiling.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)
You don't want a leaky ceiling.
I had one of those in my little flat for years and years, that my upstairs neighbour denied any knowledge of.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I'll be honest, I would give it a try.
I donno if I'll like it, but there is something quite kinky about it. I'd rather it happen in the bathroom though, 'cus cleaning it would be a bitch if you were on some kind of soft fabrics. The kitchen wouldn't be too bad eaither, as a mop could fix that up.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I am struggling to work out what is kinky about a leaky ceiling

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
alright gonz
I reckon you're in my top 5 favorite b3tans
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Alright K.
What does this fine Sunday hold in store for you?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
meant to be going to a baby birthday party
But my leg is being a twat.
And you?

I'm currently hopped up on narcotics.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Hopping like the one legged spazmoid you are.
I'm spending the day watching sport.

What drugs have you got?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
what sport?
Vicodin
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Motor racing
this will be followed by football.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
boring

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Not as boring as having a gammy leg.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
im watching television
And I'm laughing. Which is FUN.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)
it's afternoon now
and it's OK
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)

hi cap'n
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
eh up

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Alright Cavy?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
alright, Jeff
back to school for me tomorrow :(
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Well make sure you get your homework done.
And clean your shoes.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
actually, I do have to clean my shoes
do you remember ages ago when I couldn't find my shoe polish and it was all very exciting? When I moved house I FOUND IT!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
You have the most exciting life in the world.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
It was a nice morning
I had bacon and easter egg and count duckula. Now I'm reading in silence whilst tb sleeps/sulks after I had a go at him for being a bigot. Sigh. I was having such a nice weekend as well.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
I thought you said he was a slightlysmallerthanaverageot

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Pfft

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Bacon and egg is good.
Backon and easter egg sounds wrong.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Chocolate & bacon is supposed to be pretty tasty
I'd try it. But then again I'll eat anything
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Not at the same time you prat
one was brunch and the other was...well, nibbled throughout the day. It had nuts in. That means it's good for me, right?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Yeah, nothing wrong with you nibbling on nuts over a weekend.
So what did TB say that caused him to get all sulky?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)
I shouted at him for being a homophobe

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
If you're lucky, he might have a go at the darkies next.
You could make the 'I-Spy book of bigotry'.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Oh, he does that from time to time as well
I shout at him for that, too.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
You sould very shouty these days.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:34, Reply)
He is entitled to his opinion
he is not entitled to spout it in front of me when I consider it to be blatant nonsense.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:37, Reply)
So he is entitled to his opinion
As long as you don't have to hear it.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:41, Reply)
I'm not sure if this makes me a hypocrite or a bad person
but yes. He knows I fundamentally disagree with him, he knows it upsets me and I have asked him politely on numerous occasions not to spew bigoted bullshit in my presence.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:42, Reply)
You should bring him to Bristol next weekend.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)
I tried to get him to come to the bash last October
he wasn't for having it. Meeting up with people from the internet is weird and freakish, apparently. It's not like having real friends and meeting up with them.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:45, Reply)
What a bigot.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:49, Reply)
Yes, well
tell me something I don't know.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
*Tries to think of something you might not know*
Sorry, I can't. You're too clever.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)
she might not know much about Bristol football teams

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:03, Reply)
berk probably doesn't care though.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:07, Reply)
he sounds great

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
He has his moments.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:57, Reply)
really?
you say a lot of bad things about him on here - or is it just here where you vent?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:02, Reply)
I'm more of a venting type than a gushing type
he does nice stuff and is pleasant as well, but how many people do you know that constantly go on about how wonderful their boyfriend is, rather than how irritating he's just been?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:05, Reply)
Darth?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:08, Reply)
I like darth, and I wish him all the best with his missus
but he's so painfully, ludicrously under the thumb that it makes me cringe.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:10, Reply)
He's probably safer that way
Some people need someone else to make their decisions for them.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:11, Reply)
What should I have for dinner Tangles?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15, Reply)
Ask Darth's Mrs
Although, like me, she will suggest something vegetarian.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:21, Reply)
That isn't a bad idea.
The veggie option. I had dead animal for breakfast.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Keeping it simple right here
Baked spuds with the winning combination of beans and cheese.
Or as some of the b3ta foodies might put it: redskin potatoes, coated in olive oil and sea salt, roasted and served with a mature west country farmhouse cheddar plus organic haricot beans in a sweet tomato jus.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:26, Reply)
Oooh, you've got it about you this evening!

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:12, Reply)
As long as he's happy.
I've found, especially in my situation, that things are never as clear cut as they might seem. People constantly ask why I put up with mr b3th, but I'm sure you could easily ask him why he puts up with me.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:13, Reply)
And I will.
Why does he put up with you b3th?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15, Reply)
Because I can suck a bowling ball through a straw?
I honestly have no idea.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:19, Reply)
Maybe he just likes winning at crazy golf.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:19, Reply)
the man's blind in one eye.
his depth perception is shocking.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:26, Reply)
Oh, I'm sure this could be argued in my case too
I'm more than likely just as irritating as he is. I know full well I have many, many faults - including incredible impatience with other people's.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)
^this

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:29, Reply)
Acknowledging that you're a douche
is the first step to curing oneself of doucheness, or some such zen bollocks. To be honest I think I'm probably not cut out for relationships and should get myself a cat and some tie-dye clothes post haste.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:32, Reply)

a cat some guinea pigs
tie-dye LARP

Stop bullying poor Cavy
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:36, Reply)
Cavy's been married
she's not incapable of getting along with a man, she's just struggling to find one in a fairly small pool.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:38, Reply)
this is a generous assessment

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)
Is there quite a large pool at your gym?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)
25m one

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)
I'm probably more likely to be objective here
I think my assessment is fair.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)
ha!
this is true
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)
Well, when he wakes up, make him a nice cup of tea.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)
He's been unwell this weekend
and I have offered tea/coffee/juice/painkillers/food/entertainment/queries as to his wellbeing pretty much every 20 minutes or so. Well, when he's been awake anyway.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:36, Reply)
fair point
we would take the piss even more
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:10, Reply)
It's just occurred to me that Liverpool Street/Spitalfields is going to be rammed with stinking Yids.
Bastard football best not get in the way of my dancing.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)
Are you berk's boyfriend?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:01, Reply)
Careful now, that word is akin to nigger to anyone older than 35.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
Barry's part dago, so it's OK.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:45, Reply)
Shut it, honkey.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:45, Reply)
Afternoon all
Been a busy day including loads of bloody kids round here this morning (little tangle's school friends), making a roasted tomato sauce for use in future cooking, two loads of washing and a pub lunch. Now taking five minutes to have a beer and bore you before serving dinner up.
Not only rock, but also roll.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:08, Reply)
Evening Tangles.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:08, Reply)
'Ow biss* Jeff
*is that right?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:09, Reply)
That is correct me old babber.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:10, Reply)
I am on my third chicken wrap of the day.
To be fair, it's *all* I've eaten today, so I don't consider it too lolfatty.

I'm also on my third football match of the day.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:10, Reply)
*checks phone*

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:12, Reply)
Why?
Was I suppsoed to text you about something?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:14, Reply)
I sent you a text.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15, Reply)
Sorry, I've been asleep most of the afternoon (while not watching football)
I'll go check now.

EDIT: Dammit. Now I want one of them.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15, Reply)
That has moved too far to the right of the page.
So what we are all saying, if I've read this correctly. Is that I rock.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)
In what way, exactly
is anyone saying that?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:42, Reply)
Well, if you can't see that, I'm not going to point it out to you.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)
Oh, you are such a girl.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)
Yeah. That's right. I'm a bird.
Behave. I'm a GEEZER!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:52, Reply)
"If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you"
The last resort of desperate women everywhere.

GEEZER bender.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:54, Reply)
hahahaha
genuine lols
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:54, Reply)
I try never to use that one.
Or any of the other myriad female clichés.

"What are you thinking?"
"Is she more attractive than me?"
"Well once, in 1987, you said..... blah blah blah"

etc.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)
A friend of mine's girlfriend used to do this to him all the time
it does my fucking head in. It's such utterly piss poor behaviour.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:56, Reply)
Most men I know seem to have enough trouble deciphering what we actually say
never mind our non-verbal signals.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)
Take a bow son.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:46, Reply)
Tikka boo!

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:46, Reply)
What a fabulous sunday it is.
I'm yet to put on trousers or a shirt, I've been sat in my pants where I've watched some telly, ate some cerial, monged out on opiats, done some coding and been a complete and utter slob.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:46, Reply)
Good work Gonz.
That sounds like a proper Sunday. Although it does need more fried food.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:47, Reply)
Oh man, I have a tub of that doulchisomething haggondaz, that's dinner sorted.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Those must be some big pants.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:52, Reply)
I'll be honest, I slept in them last night, I couldn't even tell you what colour they were without looking down.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)
I put a pair of jeans on and a jacket to dash out for some bacon
but that's as clothed as I've been all day; I've spent the rest of it in bed watching cartoons.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:54, Reply)
You look quite old for 7.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:55, Reply)
I was watching Dangermouse and Count Duckula
it was awesome.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)
Didn't David Jason do the voices for both shows?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)
He did indeed.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:58, Reply)
Who did the voices for Trap Door?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)
Willie Rushton

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)
I have that on dvd too
Willie Rushton, I believe.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:01, Reply)
I liked Trap Door.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Trap Door was fab.
I always assumed that was where berk got her name.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:05, Reply)
If she bakes a cake before the weekend and brings it with her, there might be the opportunity to say
'berk feed me'
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Ooh, could do
I hadn't really thought about it on this occasion. Brownies, perhaps. I'll see what I've got in.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:08, Reply)
As long as they're not 'special' brownies.
I'll have enough trouble trying not to fall in as it is.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Lordy no
I'd never make those for people unless specially requested. It is deeply unacceptable to feed drugs to people unless they explicitly volunteer and know the effect it'll have on them.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Don't worry berk.
You always make cake. Just get yourself down there and have fun.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:11, Reply)
I for one am very much looking forward to meeting our cake making overlords

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:16, Reply)
I for one am very much looking forward to meeting DG

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Do you know how many are actually going?
I know a lot of people sign up but never make it.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:19, Reply)
About 15-20 of the people who've got their names down, I reckon

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:20, Reply)
*gets nervous*
I'm quite looking forward to it, but I'm notoriously crap in crowds. Especially crowds of loud drunk people.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Simple.
Be a loud person yourself.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:29, Reply)
It's a load of internetters
we'll all be quietly tapping away at our smartphones.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:31, Reply)
I'll be surprised if it's that many.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:22, Reply)
Well, if you go and have a look at the list
I estimate it to be around that. I know some people have hotel rooms booked and that, so I doubt they'll drop out.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)
True.
Who knows. It'll be something we'll find out on Saturday.

Written your shopping list yet?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Nope, I'm not all that in the cash department at the moment
I do enjoy a good wander round St Nick's, though.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:27, Reply)
I've not been in St Nicks for ages.
You might enjoy Cabot Circus and Harvey Nicks as well.

Just because I think Cabot is shit, doesn't mean you will!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:28, Reply)
It looks fairly upmarket
I don't think there's many shops in there that Birmingham doesn't have. I want to have a pootle round more because it wasn't there the last time I was.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:34, Reply)
New thread!

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:36, Reply)
No idea - would be interesting to know.
It's a boat, with cider.

If no one turns up I'll still have a good time.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:20, Reply)
I'm glad they're coming
lovely people, both of them.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Good.
It would be rubbish if they were like Fred and Rose.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:20, Reply)
If you're in london during the week, I could sort you out some peanutbutter M&Ms to put in them.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Correct!

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUbtOFZhazI
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Yup
and also for the BFG, and probably other stuff too.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)
Oh man, memories.
5:30 the duckular VHS went on, every day, without fail, for YEARS. It actually really scared me, that intro was well creepy.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Did it give you a sexual fetish for big women with west country accents?

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Haha, I have no idea what your accent is, but there is no winning awnser to this ,P

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
It's what sundays are ment for.
I'm not even touching the oven today, I'm tempted by pizza but I get stuck in a pizza head-fuck thing and end up spending hours choosing. I've made my way through most of How I Meet Your Mother this week. I didn't even bother with hollyoaks 'cus it requires me re-tuning my telly.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:16, Reply)
I had on just sweat pants and a t-shirt until about 6
when I had a shower and thought I should get dressed.

Evening OT! Last night I stuck a profile on LinkedIn and have been finding connections all day. It's not helped by being constitutionally incapable of remembering the surnames of people I've worked with.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)
I have a linked in but never use it.
I get agencies contacting me like every week though, I'm shit-hot.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:16, Reply)
Someone I used to work with has written me a recommendation
It offered me the chance to recommend back but she wasn't very good.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:33, Reply)
i'm watching a tele program about camping
I want to go camping. 3 weeks til next larp event
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Stick a tent in the garden and shit behind the shed.
Same experience, really.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Snort. Click.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:08, Reply)
i am tempted to put my tent up in the garden
but I don't really camp where you have to shit in the woods. Although I have been too drunk to get to the loos for a wee and wobbled around in spikey undergrowth trying to find a place to squat
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)
That's class, right there.
I can't ever be too far away from mains electricity and indoor plumbing.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)
to be fair larp camping
is probably not really camping. I take a duvet to sleep on
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:11, Reply)
We don't do duvets!

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)
The Singing Corner
were on Radio 6 the other day
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Steven Pluck once betted Paros Shar 3 SNES games to run through the brambles in the common 100% naked (note even shoes).
8 years after that, Paros decided to be a drug dealer (despite going to a very prestigous school), and then 8 years after that he decided to go live in squats'n'shit outside the system.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)
6 days till cider boat.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Seven sleeps.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)
With the number of 'naps' you report having
I'll be amazed if you don't have about 30 sleeps before the weekend.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)
: (

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:11, Reply)
I don't know why you've got the sad face.
I'd love to be able to nap of a 'noon.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:11, Reply)
It's a sad face because I feel persecuted.
I can't help it. I'm constantly shattered.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Don't worry about it.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:16, Reply)
It's one of the side effects of my happy pills
but the side effects of not taking my happy pills are infinitely worse, so I deal with it.
Constant lethargy is pretty shit though.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Oh my dear sweet beth, if only the joy you radiate through the internet could be reflected back at you.

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
w00t!

(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)

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